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I'm sorry but you have a Inherent Software Destruction Issue. Please call Fujitsu Technology Solutions on 0873 310 7820

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 31m

I'm sorry but you have a Synchronous Operation Infection Warning. Please call WidowPC on 0873 240 6960

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 1h

I'm sorry but you have a Partial Loading Reclock Signal. Please call Hitachi Ltd on 0873 910 2530

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 1h

I'm sorry but you have a Redundant Swapfile Seizure Flag. Please call MDG Computers on 0873 960 3850

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 2h

I'm sorry but you have a Deprecated Registry Invalidation Flag. Please call Silicon Graphics Inc. on 0873 460 2200

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 2h

I'm sorry but you have a Inherent Initialisation Unavailability Issue. Please call Sharp Corp on 0873 500 8590

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 3h

I'm sorry but you have a Partial Software Interruption Warning. Please call Velocity Micro on 0873 760 1340

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 3h

I'm sorry but you have a Illegal Decryption Interruption Error. Please call IBM on 0873 890 2620

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 4h

I'm sorry but you have a Synchronous Peripheral Lockout Signal. Please call Acer on 0873 400 8720

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 4h

I'm sorry but you have a Undetermined Encryption Crash Fault. Please call Polywell on 0873 690 3290

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 5h

I'm sorry but you have a Dynamic Framing Crashdump Warning. Please call IBM on 0873 440 3600

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 5h

I'm sorry but you have a Duplicated Synchronisation Destabilisation Procedure. Please call Wyse Technology Inc. on 0873 800 6350

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 6h

I'm sorry but you have a Resignalled Environmental Dereferencing Signal. Please call eMachines on 0873 450 3410

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 6h

I'm sorry but you have a Deprecated Proxy Corruption Flag. Please call Tulip Computers on 0873 340 6350

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 7h

I'm sorry but you have a Duplicated Metadata Problem Problem. Please call Lanix on 0873 850 8670

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 7h

I'm sorry but you have a Sympathetic Checksum Expiry Error. Please call Benq on 0873 920 8830

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 8h

I'm sorry but you have a Redundant Topology Recombinant Fault. Please call Asus on 0873 220 6190

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 8h

I'm sorry but you have a Localised Streaming Dump Issue. Please call Fujitsu Technology Solutions on 0873 860 4640

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 9h

I'm sorry but you have a Partial Systems Seizure Fault. Please call IBM on 0873 540 1970

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 9h

I'm sorry but you have a Undetermined Retrieval Crash Issue. Please call Lanner Inc on 0873 520 1290

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 10h

I'm sorry but you have a Generic Installation Crash Issue. Please call OlidataOlivetti on 0873 580 8790

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 10h

I'm sorry but you have a Delayed Discombobulatorive Stackdump Fault. Please call Motion Computing Inc. on 0873 950 7320

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 11h

I'm sorry but you have a Static Environmental Invalidation Error. Please call Sun Microsystems on 0873 750 5990

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 11h

I'm sorry but you have a Unreplicatable Encryption Destabilisation Warning. Please call Sun Microsystems on 0873 830 7740

FobOff.co.uk @foboff.co.uk · 12h

I'm sorry but you have a Fatal Framing Halt Problem. Please call Groupe Bull on 0873 930 1810