FootiusMaximus
@footiusmaximus.bsky.social
Non jambander who happens to like Grateful Dead, Phish and WSMFP
Sunset was banging tonight!
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Sunset was banging tonight!
You know you’re in the right bar
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
You know you’re in the right bar
Managed to get my ass off the couch for a few miles.
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Managed to get my ass off the couch for a few miles.
Black Friday on Black Friday!?!?
a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt says donald fagen friday
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a black shirt says donald fagen friday
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November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Black Friday on Black Friday!?!?
Floyd is making this bed work. Love a good ole Coon hound
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Floyd is making this bed work. Love a good ole Coon hound
Beautiful day in Crested Butte
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Beautiful day in Crested Butte
The island is the perfect ping pong table. No one can beat the 👑
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The island is the perfect ping pong table. No one can beat the 👑
Pit stop in Buena Vista for some lunch and fresh air.
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pit stop in Buena Vista for some lunch and fresh air.
People are likeOMG turkey is wuuuuurst then proceed to eat turkey sandwiches 3 days a week for lunch…
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
People are likeOMG turkey is wuuuuurst then proceed to eat turkey sandwiches 3 days a week for lunch…
Kind of wild how much Leon Russell and Frank Zappa sound alike when they’re doing that “preacher speak”🤣
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Kind of wild how much Leon Russell and Frank Zappa sound alike when they’re doing that “preacher speak”🤣
Wife is gonna be beating on the floor or texting in 3,2,1… to turn it down 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Wife is gonna be beating on the floor or texting in 3,2,1… to turn it down 🤣
“What’s the game”
“Cutthroat”
“Cutthroat”
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
“What’s the game”
“Cutthroat”
“Cutthroat”
This Fleming kid for the Houston Cougars is a BALLER!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This Fleming kid for the Houston Cougars is a BALLER!!
OOO set to start in 2 hours. LFG!!!
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
OOO set to start in 2 hours. LFG!!!
Had this beast for the last 5-6 weeks as a rental. The fam is mad we gotta give it up🤣 Might have to get me one!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Had this beast for the last 5-6 weeks as a rental. The fam is mad we gotta give it up🤣 Might have to get me one!!
Doing the work today for Wed. night’s dinner. Seafood gumbo gonna be 🔥
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Doing the work today for Wed. night’s dinner. Seafood gumbo gonna be 🔥
Just imagine the stories that the NYT and WP are going to release in a few years 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Just imagine the stories that the NYT and WP are going to release in a few years 🤣
No one wants to win this cowboys/eagles game
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
No one wants to win this cowboys/eagles game
Outdoor Xmas lights are getting turned on tonight. BEAT IT HATERS!!
a person is standing in front of a fire with a hose in their hands .
ALT: a person is standing in front of a fire with a hose in their hands .
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November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Outdoor Xmas lights are getting turned on tonight. BEAT IT HATERS!!
Hike yesterday, golf today. Ready for some 🎿⛷️❄️❄️❄️
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hike yesterday, golf today. Ready for some 🎿⛷️❄️❄️❄️
Golf sounded like a great idea earlier this week…
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Golf sounded like a great idea earlier this week…
This comment in the ween subreddit 🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This comment in the ween subreddit 🤣🤣
Denver folks. This link is for .75 tickets for the Last Waltz at the Fillmore
www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
www.ticketmaster.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Denver folks. This link is for .75 tickets for the Last Waltz at the Fillmore
www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
www.ticketmaster.com/event/1E0062...
Some of YOU PEOPLE can’t be serious with some of these tweets. You couldn’t possibly be that fuckin stupid
a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .
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November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Some of YOU PEOPLE can’t be serious with some of these tweets. You couldn’t possibly be that fuckin stupid