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@forbesquad.bsky.social
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Pitt fan who has nothing to add to the common discourse. Following me probably won’t get you anywhere.
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You know you can keep one of those in the fridge for a month right?

Which is about the minimum frequency one should be making brisket anyway.
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Let me tell you about a guy that carried some weight for us all

(Strums guitar)
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Before living in TX it would be San Fernando valley in CA

- yinzer
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At least one lady at every Rush show in 2026!
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Time to learn some stuff, thanks
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So when I start a brisket at 2am? Or a pork butt at 5am?

Cool
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I still do that to my wife with sour beers.
She makes the same face every time, I can’t stop.

Never vegemite though.
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I am also a Pirates fan and I am 45. I feel nothing except occasional schadenfreude*

*volleyball may not apply
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Is the artisan bread made from real artisans?
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Stay blissful in your ignorance, trust me.
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Follow up - you being the general everybody, not Brie in particular

You keeping the you-est you that you can be.
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The last line is too easy

Don’t learn to live with it, embrace it. You don’t have to be the autistic or trans, just know people with different experiences and perspectives can make you better.

This message brought to you by a guy that wishes he had done adult leadership training before his 40s.
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@sickoscommittee.org sparkling water dispenser in hotel is amazing. The hotel we use for work events in Austin has several, and now I want one for home.
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Counterpoint

Auction off everything brick by brick to the maga faithful

Then donate the proceeds to pay for school lunches and homeless services.
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This here is the answer

But I will say go overkill, get a friend with another can. Attack simultaneously at dusk when the fuckers are calling it a night and just have one sentry out.
10 seconds of spray from both cans at once will take care of it.

They stung your kids, war is the only option
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Louis CK and Bill Burr are the only ones in that group that might not fall in line immediately. Louis CK desperately needs the $ though.
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Skyline chili is a bit of a bastardized version of Greek spaghetti (complimentary and derogatory).
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Thanks for the reminder of why my only interaction with espn is live sports or website scores.
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Are the willing to throw the pepperoni on the Duke as well?
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Honestly I read about a book a week.

Because I read a bunch of Stephen King books
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45

- extends fist for bump -