Craig Ford
@fordy10.bsky.social
Didn't like the Musky smell over there.
Known for my satirical eloquence, or is it my sartorial elegance.
Known for my satirical eloquence, or is it my sartorial elegance.
Usual rules apply today. If you cannae tell me the date of St. Andrew's Day you're no getting a pint of Guinness ya absolute roaster!
March 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Usual rules apply today. If you cannae tell me the date of St. Andrew's Day you're no getting a pint of Guinness ya absolute roaster!
It's one day since an Englishman won a major domestic trophy.
March 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's one day since an Englishman won a major domestic trophy.
Lino coming on to cover the cracks that were starting to appear in the Atletico midfield.
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Lino coming on to cover the cracks that were starting to appear in the Atletico midfield.
It's not often a team epitomises their coaches raison d'etre but this Atletico squad, with their dogged resilience, certainly does. 👏👏👏
March 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's not often a team epitomises their coaches raison d'etre but this Atletico squad, with their dogged resilience, certainly does. 👏👏👏
3rd 140 of the night. Just give me a 180 please!!!
March 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
3rd 140 of the night. Just give me a 180 please!!!
None of us repented our sins yesterday, we're all eating meat today, and yet we all celebrate the birth of Christ like religious zealots! Hypocrites, the lot of us.
March 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
None of us repented our sins yesterday, we're all eating meat today, and yet we all celebrate the birth of Christ like religious zealots! Hypocrites, the lot of us.
Stuck the Villa cup tie on. First time I've seen Ramsey since Seville. Too soon, far too soon. Now watching Friends reruns, ironically.
February 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Stuck the Villa cup tie on. First time I've seen Ramsey since Seville. Too soon, far too soon. Now watching Friends reruns, ironically.
As a middle aged man it's becoming harder and harder to grasp the dichotomy of modern fashion.
February 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
As a middle aged man it's becoming harder and harder to grasp the dichotomy of modern fashion.
Life comes at you fast...
February 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Life comes at you fast...
Liverpool fans moaning about being top seeds and getting PSG in the draw. 😂
February 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Liverpool fans moaning about being top seeds and getting PSG in the draw. 😂
A very thought provoking Question Time tonight. 🙏🇺🇦💛💙
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
A very thought provoking Question Time tonight. 🙏🇺🇦💛💙
Trying to arrange time off work for the Napoli v Inter match next weekend and the flamin Serie A fixture organisers haven't even allocated kick off times yet! Absolutely infuriating.
February 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Trying to arrange time off work for the Napoli v Inter match next weekend and the flamin Serie A fixture organisers haven't even allocated kick off times yet! Absolutely infuriating.
Socialists will always grow stronger, long lasting friendships as they share an altruism and empathy for each other and their fellow man. Capitalists will always create shallow, self-serving friendships which will implode as they clash over money, power and status. Basically good guys and wanks.
February 17, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Socialists will always grow stronger, long lasting friendships as they share an altruism and empathy for each other and their fellow man. Capitalists will always create shallow, self-serving friendships which will implode as they clash over money, power and status. Basically good guys and wanks.
Raheem Sterling, stealing a living at this point.
February 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Raheem Sterling, stealing a living at this point.
This has to be the tightest, most competitive league going atm.
February 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This has to be the tightest, most competitive league going atm.
Hope it wasn't in front of Liverpool fans!
February 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hope it wasn't in front of Liverpool fans!
So children now learn how to swipe a screen before they learn how to turn a page. The game's gone!
February 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
So children now learn how to swipe a screen before they learn how to turn a page. The game's gone!
A lot of similarities here. Celtic getting beaten 1-0 at home in the Champions League by a team that's won it 6 times whereas Rangers got beat 1-0 at home in the Scottish Cup by a team that's won it 10 times.
February 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A lot of similarities here. Celtic getting beaten 1-0 at home in the Champions League by a team that's won it 6 times whereas Rangers got beat 1-0 at home in the Scottish Cup by a team that's won it 10 times.
James Maxwell to score against Palace tonight to keep the Stranraer giant killing theme going?
February 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
James Maxwell to score against Palace tonight to keep the Stranraer giant killing theme going?
Eagles 40
Chiefs 22
The Hurts truth.
Chiefs 22
The Hurts truth.
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Eagles 40
Chiefs 22
The Hurts truth.
Chiefs 22
The Hurts truth.
Aw these Tartan Tories in their clan tartan off to the rugby. Had a democratic opporchancity for autonomy for said nation and royally shat themselves! Gies me the dry boak.
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Aw these Tartan Tories in their clan tartan off to the rugby. Had a democratic opporchancity for autonomy for said nation and royally shat themselves! Gies me the dry boak.
"You can't even get lost anymore. You just find yourself on Google Maps." What a brilliant line. #WhiteLotus
February 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"You can't even get lost anymore. You just find yourself on Google Maps." What a brilliant line. #WhiteLotus
Which club has the worst celebrity fans?
February 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Which club has the worst celebrity fans?
Got this off Vinted but it doesn't fit!
February 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Got this off Vinted but it doesn't fit!
Are we going to mention how Keith wears the same outfit throughout the three episodes but his haircut changes completely? 🤷🏻♂️ #boyzone
February 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Are we going to mention how Keith wears the same outfit throughout the three episodes but his haircut changes completely? 🤷🏻♂️ #boyzone