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Matt Foreman
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Tax lawyer, sports fan, podcasting @howtaxworks.bsky.social. I accept bobbleheads as payment. Not legal advice; views are mine, not my employer's. He/him.
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Every episode of my podcast, @howtaxworks.bsky.social can be found here in reverse chronological order: frblaw.com/podcast-cate...
40% flat tax + UBI.
In theory, for example, a flat tax + UBI would give you a very progressive tax system.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Having been on a grand jury (the foreman, no less), this is wild.
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If you think the DMV is good for people watching, IRS service centers are the next level.
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 PM
For lunch today I had two bars of chocolate and half a salad. I’m fine.
February 10, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I wonder what the Venn diagram looks like of people complaining about Bad Bunny performing in Spanish and people who have sat through a Latin mass.
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
The Patriots winning this game by three touchdowns is more likely than a city on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Super Bowl LX
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The answer was Robin Williams, may he rest in peace. Current answer is Adam Sandler.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Went for a walk.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I believe the technical term for this is a “dead cat bounce”.
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Huge shoutout to ChatGPT for misinterpreting “the greater of” to mean “the lesser of”.
a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
ALT: a scarecrow from the wizard of oz is saying i haven 't got a brain
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February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
So far it has been superb.
February 4, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Who does Shams Charania’s hair? Noah Eagle?
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 AM
The word ‘almost’ is in alphabetical order, but the word ‘always’ isn’t close.
February 3, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Transformers
They look like a stock sale
Transformers
Taxed like an asset sale

Listen here:
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Noah Eagle is not good at his job.
February 2, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Niece’s style of playing hide & go seek involves hiding and yelling “you’re never going to find me!” You may be able to guess as to her level of success.
February 1, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If Anunoby is 6’7”, Diawara has to be 6’10” at least.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Never change spammy mcspammerson
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Apparently Juwon Howard is an assistant coach for the Nets. How about that
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I don’t trust people who are violent toward pets.
Noem:

"An individual approached US border patrol officers... The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently."

Video footage from multiple angles proves that this is outright bullshit.

Alex Pretti did not approach ICE officers nor did he react violently.
January 25, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Wombat poop is cube shaped. @thepetfly.bsky.social this is for you
January 25, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I think my NES may have actually, finally died.
a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face
ALT: a cartoon of patrick star with tears running down his face
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January 24, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I wonder how long Jayz was sitting on the van exel/next to rhyme, and how long it would take for Eminem to come up with a better one.

I drain open shots like Kobe/just to hope you would sit next to me.

I see the court like Magic/not having you with me would be tragic.

Explains Renegade, no?
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM