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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 15h

WHCU (Wuthering Heights Cinematic Universe) has more reboots than “Spiderman”

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 1d

Apropos, you should watch this movie, seriously (Isabella Rossellini in a supporting role)

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La chimera - Wikipedia

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a striped shirt is talking in a kitchen and saying i don t know what i expected .

ALT: a man in a striped shirt is talking in a kitchen and saying i don t know what i expected .

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 2d

Mr. President, own the Libs and remove the debt ceiling!
You can do it, sir.

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 2d

I’m genuinely (positively) shocked that he signed the bill

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 2d

*Record scratch* “Sic est, iste ego sum!"

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 3d

What is “Italians”?

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 3d

Methinks there’s a better way to signal content “endorsement”, just saying
(Buy me a coffee dot com)

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 3d

Need a hard copy (as a doorstop)

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 4d

Lance was a great and kind guy.
If he called someone an asshole, they probably well deserved it.

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 4d

If I can’t get his new book for free (as a doorstop) that would literally kill me

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 4d

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 4d

This looks like one of those medieval paintings of saints, about to be eaten by a bear

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 4d

Indistinguishable from an SNL skit

(Won’t be reading comments)

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

(In bully’s voice)

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

“Turning Gay” by The Vapors?

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

“Come for the Cascoin investment opportunities, stay for the Special Theory of Relativity”

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

bsky.app/profile/blaw...

blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 5d

showing up to grandpa's will reading like

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

describe your bluesky account in a single image

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

He findeth out

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

Oh yeah, we’re on the same page

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, we can potentially turn mass into energy ( e equals em c square), but I’m giving the OP way too much credit
Otherwise, yup, can’t make energy out of nothing (at least not until there’s a fundamentally new physics)
Again, way overthinking this.

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Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

Those high-paying grave robber jobs need to come back!!

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

“Poultry Factory” = Smuggling operation business in East London

Norman Bates @formalplates.bsky.social · 5d

Lucy, quietly chalking up her fingers before picking the football, in a moment of contemplation…

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