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THAT is a brassiere
December 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
THAT is a brassiere
Cauliflower trying to escape
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Cauliflower trying to escape
This is just like when I dreamt my captor had me comb through a giant pile of mouldering Roman war dead looking for a specific type of flip flop he wanted to copy and sell.
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
This is just like when I dreamt my captor had me comb through a giant pile of mouldering Roman war dead looking for a specific type of flip flop he wanted to copy and sell.
This is just like when I dreamt my wife and I went cave diving with Mick Jagger
December 10, 2025 at 7:38 AM
This is just like when I dreamt my wife and I went cave diving with Mick Jagger
I only eat Incredulous Rabbit and Drugged Child brand poppadoms
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I only eat Incredulous Rabbit and Drugged Child brand poppadoms
This is just like when I dreamt we did a museum robbery in South Utsire which is a Spanish possession and then we regrouped in Rome and the traffic was really bad and I was extorted a handful of change by some street lads when I pulled over to make a phone call
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is just like when I dreamt we did a museum robbery in South Utsire which is a Spanish possession and then we regrouped in Rome and the traffic was really bad and I was extorted a handful of change by some street lads when I pulled over to make a phone call
This is just like when I dreamt I was trying to get insurance for a job via a payphone in a Catalan bar and the 10p seemed to last forever and then I was watching a film where Captain Mainwaring was arresting people
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 AM
This is just like when I dreamt I was trying to get insurance for a job via a payphone in a Catalan bar and the 10p seemed to last forever and then I was watching a film where Captain Mainwaring was arresting people
I'll eat the cardamom but not the star anise
September 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I'll eat the cardamom but not the star anise
Nearer my mouth to thee
September 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Nearer my mouth to thee
Maybe the rule of law has had its day. Maybe it's time for Thunderdome.
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Maybe the rule of law has had its day. Maybe it's time for Thunderdome.
Do you think that leaf blower will still work when it's at the bottom of the sea? Wrapped round your neck?
August 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Do you think that leaf blower will still work when it's at the bottom of the sea? Wrapped round your neck?
Is your journey necessary?
July 12, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Is your journey necessary?
This is just like when I dreamt my wife and I were looking for somewhere to move to and discovered Bilbao's amazing stock of modernista houses and its extraordinary 1920s basilica next to the shopping centre
July 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
This is just like when I dreamt my wife and I were looking for somewhere to move to and discovered Bilbao's amazing stock of modernista houses and its extraordinary 1920s basilica next to the shopping centre
No! Don't beat me to death! I mis-spoke! I mis-spoke!
June 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
No! Don't beat me to death! I mis-spoke! I mis-spoke!
The word 'in' does not need to be preceded by the word 'located'
June 23, 2025 at 9:04 AM
The word 'in' does not need to be preceded by the word 'located'
The western public's perception of the middle east would be radically changed if it wasn't always shown at dusk and soundtracked with the ominous music and the ghostly wailing.
June 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
The western public's perception of the middle east would be radically changed if it wasn't always shown at dusk and soundtracked with the ominous music and the ghostly wailing.
I thought Sly Stone died about 30 years ago?
June 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I thought Sly Stone died about 30 years ago?
This is just like when I dreamt playing around on the Honda staff chess page could jeopardize me getting my old job back
May 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This is just like when I dreamt playing around on the Honda staff chess page could jeopardize me getting my old job back
This is just like when I dreamt I was eating lunch with the late Queen and we heard about a light aircraft that crashed in the Pacific Northwest and I wrote the word 'manifest' in biro on my last bit of meat.
May 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This is just like when I dreamt I was eating lunch with the late Queen and we heard about a light aircraft that crashed in the Pacific Northwest and I wrote the word 'manifest' in biro on my last bit of meat.
This is just like when I dreamt a cargo plane flew overhead, attempted a loop, plummeted to earth just out of sight and flung a huge piece of wreckage into a front garden 3 doors down from me killing a person there.
May 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This is just like when I dreamt a cargo plane flew overhead, attempted a loop, plummeted to earth just out of sight and flung a huge piece of wreckage into a front garden 3 doors down from me killing a person there.
This was just like when I dreamt I saw exotic cars arriving for an event of some kind and then I was working for Robert Downey Jr who was impressed with how quickly I could get downstairs
May 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
This was just like when I dreamt I saw exotic cars arriving for an event of some kind and then I was working for Robert Downey Jr who was impressed with how quickly I could get downstairs
This is just like when I dreamt I went to that amazing museum in Boulogne and then got a job in a hospital in Brighton but quit because the layout was too bewildering and was playing board games in the basement staff room with someones kids but quit that cos no one knew the rules
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This is just like when I dreamt I went to that amazing museum in Boulogne and then got a job in a hospital in Brighton but quit because the layout was too bewildering and was playing board games in the basement staff room with someones kids but quit that cos no one knew the rules
I can't believe you can't believe it's not butter
May 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I can't believe you can't believe it's not butter
This is just like when I dreamt I was trapped by a sandstorm in a 1940s hotel and escaped in the back of a lorry
May 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This is just like when I dreamt I was trapped by a sandstorm in a 1940s hotel and escaped in the back of a lorry