TheyCallMeSarge
formerlyfab.bsky.social
TheyCallMeSarge
@formerlyfab.bsky.social
Gen X Wastoid.
Get yourself some of that good, good Smut! I’ve seen the work in person and was blown away! Very proud of my friend 🧡✨🧡
I’ll be doing my first craft fair on October 25th with a bunch of prints, stickers, and more. Little nervous as I don’t usually put my stuff out more than silly posts. Come shop naked at @twinpondslodge.bsky.social and support the artsy homos!

A share would mean the world 😘
October 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Treating myself to a single Tylenol PM and a glass of skim milk. I’ve earned it. 💪
September 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Pre storm stoning out on the porch.
September 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Work in progress. My first attempt at shoes✨ Ultimately will be fully encrusted when finished. ✨🖤✨
August 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Every gay needs a little SMUT
I’m bad at promoting my stuff, but it’s pride so…😅
If there are any drawings on my page that you want to see on my shop DM me!

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June 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Starting in on new Orange Sparkle Jock. Been trying different glues and the new E-6000 flexible fabri-fuse is awesome! Dries super clear, flexible and strong as heck without the fumes and strings from regular E-6000.
March 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar
March 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Another stoned, stoning Sunday. Working on 2 dicks simultaneously, mother would be so proud! 🧡✨🧡✨🧡 #sparkledick #rhinestoning #stoned
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Stoned stoning on a dreary Sunday. This will ultimately have a Fuchsia tip and veins with Montana Blue to fill in the rest.
February 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The talented and adorable @smutpop.bsky.social sporting the Pink stoned jock I made for him. Happy to count him among the people I consider my family. ✨💖✨ Looking forward to a couple of arty collaborations in the near future.
I’m in love with this jock @formerlyfab.bsky.social 😍😍 !!!! Thank you 😘😘
February 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I’m in love with this jock @formerlyfab.bsky.social 😍😍 !!!! Thank you 😘😘
February 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The passion of red, with the sweetness of yellow. New towel hook.
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
New Orange Sparkle Dick. Printed by @knuckledive.bsky.social using @3dsm.bsky.social lovely Weiner! This one is getting hung in my bathroom as a towel hook. But, as my mother always said “There’s always more Dicks coming your way”
February 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
New Sparkle Jock fresh off the table. Used Pink Hyacinth A/B crystals with a Silver Hematite accent. It stretches just fine and is insanely twinkly in person ✨✨💖✨✨
February 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Some WIP’s and some finished pieces from my recent foray into Stoning.
February 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If there’s two things I love, it’s sparkles and dick! @knuckledive.bsky.social made a 3D print of @3dsm.bsky.social for me and I encrusted it in crystal stones. It’s glorious. #sparkledick #stonedbysarge
January 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Custom fully stoned jockstrap for @knuckledive.bsky.social using Blue Flare glass crystals.
January 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Not YouTube serving me a F*x news ad while watching @tomeybones.bsky.social Serving C*nt.
November 18, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Chucked all my Holiday stuff in my already sparkly and colorful bathroom this year. I love it, makes me smile a bit every time I go in.
November 15, 2024 at 8:58 PM