To everyone who listened to our most recent episode and thought the intro sounded weirdly like it hadn't been edited properly - that was a dream. A dream that has now been corrected.

It's NEW EPISODE TIME! That's right, episode 8 is out and Lumi is stealing the show to talk about those blue blue boys, the T'au!

COME LISTEN. Gasp in amazement as El gets slowly converted towards the T'au.

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Come join us sometime! (people who absolutely didn't do all the backbreaking work you've done, but DID do the second part.)

This is both extremely kind, and an accurate skewering of me, El, the Heretic.

Episode 7 is LIVE. We're talking about actually playing the game, we're talking crusade, and we're talking about the many ways in which - it turns out - 40K is actually fun. Who knew?

From mic to table in under 24 hours, that's farm fresh podcasting.

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HOKAI. This week's episodie MIGHT be late due to me, El, the editor being SICK. *kaff kaff*

Looking forward to the editing booth on the episode we just recorded. Chaos on the pod as we get successfully ambushed by our first ever guest (@tradslvt on Twitter).

Genuinely thank you very much to Rosa for coming on, it was a goddamn delight.

Episode 6 is LIVE. We're talkin SISTERS today. Holly takes the wheel as she tells us (and you) all about her faction, and why they're the best.

We discuss malicious compliance, sickass tanks, and lesbianism.

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Goddamn, we have not one, but TWO guests lined up for the pod!
Through the power of... people being nice and offering to come on. Which seems like an extremely fitting vibe!
So look forward to our pod being elevated in the coming month 😁

Episode 5 out now! I’m not gonna lie, I’m proud of this one. We’re having a blast, El’s mic is finally sorted, and the conversation is flowing. We are back with energy, and being silly, and a lot of talk of painting. Very, very beginner level painting.

Come listen!
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Episode four OUT NOW. Rules 101 (part 2) is live and full of healthy vitamins. Rules! Jokes! Digressions! It's got it all.

Podcast found where, y'know, podcasts are found.

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Episode four coming out tomorrow morning! We get them rules all talked through. El has a new microphone and it's not-good in entirely different ways!

Also it's fun and you'll learn a lot.

Next week's episode is recorded, it just (hah, "just") needs editing!

Not gonna be coy about this one, it's part 2 of our Rules 101. We're gonna walk through the game setup, and how a round of the game actually works.

This will be ALL THE RULES we do right now, because boy howdy it's a lot.

New episode is OUT NOW.
We're talking RULES. Don't worry, we take it extremely slowly and get distracted a lot.
If you don't know bupkis about Warhammer 40K, this is a cool way to learn about it!
If you DO know about 40K, come listen and laugh.
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We have a GOSH DARNED LOGO (courtesy of pod member Rosa). Everyone say thank you Rosa!

Just in time for our new episode tomorrow where we're talking gosh darned RULES.

Whoop de Loop, our SECOND EPISODE is out now. We did it! We made a sequel!
Come here us talk lore - or more accurately try to talk about lore.
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We did it! We overcame the basic hurdle that is "doing more than one episode". It's recorded, edited, and ready for public outing tomorrow at 6am (UK time).

Thank you so much! That's both extremely kind of you, and very lovely feedback to recieve! And hey, we're recording episode two TODAY.

EPISODE ONE IS OUT. Episode One: What Even Is Warhammer 40K?
(because I published it early by accident)

Go listen wherever your pods live. Enjoy it, tell us it's good, that whole thing.

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But seriously it's an extremely beginner friendly listen, absolutely for people who don't know diddly about the game, the world, the hobby, whatever. My mum could listen to this. Heck, my mum MIGHT listen to this.

AND SO CAN YOU.

Check it out tomorrow please and thank you kindly.

Honestly it's real good. I'm not even kidding. I hate hearing myself and *I* think it's good, so you know it's a banger. It's got Hot Rosa, Holly puns, the Estonian national anthem, and more.

Also we talk about 40K a fair amount!

New account for a new shiny pod COMING SOON. (like tomorrow.)

Warhammer 40K for absolute beginner level understanders.

FIRST POD EPISODE DROPS

Thurs Jul. 24, 6am UK time (GMT+1)

Look out for Forty Thousand Hurts