Do not be shy, she won't bite ... much

"If you kick me, you will not recover."

She did not misspeak, with drawing her hand with a judgemental glare.

"Be more careful, you could've easily bumped into me when you fell."

Oh please.

Their beauty is all natural, it costs nothing to keep them so flawless.

"Tsk.... That, you very much can be blamed for"

"That... is not exactly the look I'd expect to see while being threatened...

Now, do you want help getting back up or not?"

"Oh please. Simply having an ass like mine is not 'showing off'. I can't be blamed for my curves."

"Hmm... Let's just say I'm quite fond of the occasional grasp upon my chest.

But I suppose if that's not your type of thing, there's nothing wrong with that approach to life."

"Oh my dear... Having no one to touch you isn't always a blessing..."

"Oh, I almost wish.
It's a shame how dull it's been lately... I'd almost prefer to be attacked than have nothing to do."

So pitiful... She's made this long and stayed beautiful, age is far from her enemy.

But if it'll hush him up, she can prove their sagging is purely a sign of beauty. Not a wrinkle in sight.

"No, no... Just waking up from a little fox nap."

Her sag only makes them more beautiful.

Then again, what would he know? He's probably never seen a proper pair in his life.

Because it is.

The flattest she's seen, if she's being honest.

"Must you stare so hard?"

"Ah yes... Please do come in...
But do wipe your drool before you drip onto my floors"

She's a fine woman, with fine tastes.

Tastes for knowledge... Information... Data, if you will...

Is it her fault if each sperm cell contains over 750MB of data?

Of course she has to swallow... If she can learn even 0.01% of the data in the average ejaculate by doing so it's worth it.

"𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐖𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥. 𝐑𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠."

"I'd much rather have something savory... But sweet will do."

A small click of her tongue, slowly sliding one of those treats onto her tongue.

"Y'know, most treats don't come with whiplash warnings."

"Well? Where's my treat~?"

A hundred plus year old fox, and yet she still can't say no to a little candy.

✯☾︎ 𝕄𝕠𝕣𝕚 ☽︎✯

𝐀 𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲𝐞𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐙-𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐬, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲.

𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞~

𝐀 "𝐤𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭" 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐍𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐦𝐚, 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫.

☟︎︎︎ 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ☟︎︎︎

Replies tonight~

❤️‍🔥You never have to feel bad if you aren't matching my detail. Sure, if you're giving me a one-line response I might not be too interested, but I'm not going to insist that if I feel like writing 2-4 paragraphs for a particular reply that you have to match that.

RP is meant to be fun, not work.