The brave troops at the front don't want you to know this, but the blood inside them is free. You can use it to make pools to slow the enemy's advance. I have 458 pools.
The Three Musketeers is about how if you challenge everyone you meet to a duel, you will soon find yourself welcomed into the baddest gang of cop-killers in all of France, and by extension, high society
Dracothopters are named after the mythical "dragon", a fierce beast that, despite flying and breathing fire, would always land to fight the hero in melee.
The Buzzards, an elite cadre of knights with decorative wings on their backs, are effective for crushing troop formations, and with their heavy pistols, can backstab lone tanks. These ones are equipped with a 1 use land mines ability, which, ah... don't go there, nooo
The Fast & The Furious is about an imperial spy in a race against time to infiltrate the feudal kingdoms and prevent them from raiding trucks before the truckers guild declares all-out war
Fast & Furious is about a legal and an illegal car-detective teaming up, doing cave-driving, and learning that the right thing is definitely to commit crimes and not to not commit crimes
Crimes of the Future depicts a fierce culture war, between the mainstream, people who lounge about and slowly, methodically cut each other's skin up and remove organs in elaborate displays of sensuous dissection; and the widely reviled counterculture, people who eat plastic
The Fly is about how if a man and a woman love each other very much, but the man gets disfigured in a science accident, they will agree together that he's become so ugly he must be destroyed
The Dead Zone is what if Scanners but instead of the power giving him a headache when he's around people and he goes on a big adventure where he meets people all the time, the power doesn't have any flaws related to being around people and he stays at home alone for the whole movie
Videodrome hypothesizes about what would happen if there was a better TV: People would start giving theirselves special names to use on it, they'd be constantly hypnotized by its powerful stimulative properties, and they'd gradually start to see it as more real than reality
Scanners is about how the baby boomers got their name: from their crude but effective psychic abilities that can cause explosions with enough mental effort
The Fortress is about how, despite initially being a form of military government, feudalism's propaganda feeds on itself until the noble class becomes mostly a bunch of bumbling fools who blather on about dignity and can't be trusted with any military responsibilities
The Sovereign's Servant is a tale of silly frenchmen being thrown into a conflict they can't understand (because they don't speak the language). Man it sure was inconvenient back in the old days when not everyone spoke english
you don't get to read the packaging, all the characters read it long ago and forgot, and part of the mystery the player experiences is discovering that soylent green being people is actually something everyone already knows and openly agreed to as a society
