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Frank Patrick
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Assume the snark. Embrace the snide.

“Of all the things at risk, the loss of an objective reality is perhaps the most dangerous. The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil.”
- Tony Gilroy, through the Andor character, Senator Mon Mothma
Pinned
“What a jam.
What a mess.
What a pickle.
What a fix.”
- Arthur “Big Guy” Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP
One thing I never saw coming is my BlueSky feed getting filled up with trainspotters.
January 24, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Why am I not surprised?
January 24, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Minnesota Nice...until Nice doesn't cut it.
Minnesota is the best of us.
January 24, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Delft, The Netherlands 2019
January 23, 2026 at 4:04 PM
A new series of posts: The Colbert Questionert

1. What’s the best sandwich?

My answer: Classic Reuben, pluses up with some brown deli mustard on the bread opposite the Russian dressing.

What’s yours?
January 23, 2026 at 4:02 PM
RIP Floyd Vivino
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously."
- Hunter S. Thompson #QOTD
January 23, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Really not appreciating all the AI slop "movie posters" that seem to have found their way into my feed. Saw one today for Kingdom of Heaven that made Orlando Bloom unrecognizable.
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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It's never good when the forecast looks like it belongs at a Grateful Dead show
January 22, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Asking for a friend. Does one have to refresh their memory by watching the first season of The Night Manager to better appreciate the new season? #TVSky
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Listening to Bovino last night, it hit me who his voice reminds me of. Food Network Baker Jason Smith from Kentucky. youtu.be/l4VJBzejxHA
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Perfidy
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Whatever is in the Epstein Files is so explosive that the leaders of the Department of Justice are openly breaking the law every day to keep us from seeing it. (Just a reminder amongst all the other stuff flying around.)
January 22, 2026 at 3:03 PM
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland.

Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Despicable, but this is Trump's America.
This video filmed by Ben Luhmann shows the moment a federal agent sprayed chemical irritants directly into a man's face in south Minneapolis.

Three agents already had the man pinned to the ground when a fourth agent walked up and sprayed the irritants.
January 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
@dandyyylion.bsky.social - Was it a conclave of cardinals?
January 22, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Heinous
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Reading The Hakawati by Rabih Alameddine. About storytellers and storytelling; so fitting there are so many stories in it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 AM
So Trump apparently brought the crowd in Davos a tasty lunch. Surprisingly, it wasn’t McDonald’s, but instead, a whole lot of TACO. 🌮
January 22, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Isn’t the cruelty in the open on the streets enough for these thugs? They have to rub wormy, moldy salt in the wounds as well?
“Children’s food contaminated with worms and mold, limited clean drinking water, inadequate medical care among allegations raised by migrant families in court filings about conditions their CHILDREN faced in federal custody.”

The “pro life” party

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January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The Life of Chuck (2024).

Damn.

My breathing shuddered and my eyes moistened (with sadness, joy, and just deep feeling) at least eight noticeable times in this movie.
a man in a suit and tie with glasses looks at something
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with glasses looks at something
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Two weeks into permanent Daylight Saving Time, Texans demand its repeal, as sunrise in San Antonio is delayed from 7:30am CST to 8:30am CDT—on this day in 1974.
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Got to give it to Trump. He wanted NATO to step up.
FINLAND'S STUBB: `WE'RE IN PROCESS OF CREATING STRONGER NATO'
January 21, 2026 at 9:51 AM