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FPL Hippie

FPL Hippie

@fplhippie.bsky.social

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Very ADHD, so expect attention to detaal. My best friend is a fox named Samantha. I practice FPL Mindfulness. "My team my way, your team your way."

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Nov 14

Please share.

Could help somebody.

A code, because many people are more comfortable talking about football than mental health.

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2h

I'm sorry, but I'd have to own myself, just because I could

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 4h

Why Lucas Paquetá doesn't launch his own brand of crisps, I have no idea

#fpl

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 5h

🤩 #FPL Mindfulness 🤩

Good luck this weekend, folks!

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

Cheeky Farke

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

Stach 😲

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

I'm catching up on Bake Off instead

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

As so often with life, we remember the worst ones and forget the best

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

Aww, that's what my ex said to me.

Turned out she was dating 8,999,999 other hippies.

#fpl

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 8h

I've actually got Gvardiol in my first 11, but LiveFPL has already decided he's not playing and subbed Muñoz in 🤣😂

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 9h

Game on!!!!

#fpl

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 9h

The #FPL future

It's 2035, and we're all still captaining Erling Haaland

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 9h

When #FPL is updating, it's like when you really needed a huge shit. In a way, it's a relief, but it could turn out to be an awful experience

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 2d

"Alderaan away? That's a tough place to go."

#fpl

Erling Haaland as Han Solo

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 9h

It's welcoming our future AI Computer overlords

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Sep 13

Oooh, #FPL is updating

"I've made variance, as I know it's your favourite."

Salah and Haaland as the couple from the Oxo family adverts

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, he's had to withdraw from Strictly Come Dancing

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 10h

"He's losing it."

Bukayo Saka as Lando
Haaland as Han Solo

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 4d

#FPL YouTube right now.

"I definitely want to buy [insert CRY player name], but they play Arsenal next who have a great defence. So I'm going to lose team value and pay a higher price for them next week, because rolling transfers makes me look wise and stoic. I can't think of another solution." 🤔

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Feb 12

When men look in the mirror at their willy after a warm bath #fpl

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 10h

With the injury news, this weekend will be exciting. Stefan Dennis is out

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 10h

youtu.be/RSNmgE6L8AU?...

Keane - Everybody's Changing (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by KeaneVEVO

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 10h

Yep
bsky.app/profile/fplh...

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Sep 23

☆ On #fpl TV this weekend ☆

And now....

Live from Norwich...

The quiz of the week...

£ € $ Salah Of The Century $ € £

Win a brand new Austin Metro!

Mo Salah as Nicolas Parsons on Sale Of The Century

Mo Salah as Nicolas Parsons on Sale Of The Century

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FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · Aug 30

"Well, it's deadline day....again."

#fpl

Erling Haaland as Bill Murray in Groundhog Day

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 11h

Tuuuune!

FPL Hippie @fplhippie.bsky.social · 11h

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