Peter
@fplvariance.bsky.social
Stats-based FPL. Analytics Elite 64. 22/23 rank: 825. 23/24 rank: 354. Forever in pursuit of positive variance.
GW19
Rolling
Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.
Rolling
Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.
December 29, 2024 at 1:02 PM
GW19
Rolling
Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.
Rolling
Palmer cap because FPL Fran said he’s doing it and his luck is unmatched.
Anyone got fewer points per GW for forwards? It’s been complete wasteland for me this season: DCL, JP, Muniz, Adam Armstrong, Evanilson
December 28, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Anyone got fewer points per GW for forwards? It’s been complete wasteland for me this season: DCL, JP, Muniz, Adam Armstrong, Evanilson
GW18
58 points
244k 🔻 286k
Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
58 points
244k 🔻 286k
Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
December 27, 2024 at 10:08 PM
GW18
58 points
244k 🔻 286k
Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
58 points
244k 🔻 286k
Merry Christmas to me 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
GW18
2/2 FTs
Saka -> Ødegaard
Kelleher -> Alisson
2/2 FTs
Saka -> Ødegaard
Kelleher -> Alisson
December 26, 2024 at 11:00 AM
GW18
2/2 FTs
Saka -> Ødegaard
Kelleher -> Alisson
2/2 FTs
Saka -> Ødegaard
Kelleher -> Alisson
GW17
79 points
232k 🔻 244k
Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts.
Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.
79 points
232k 🔻 244k
Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts.
Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.
December 23, 2024 at 8:46 AM
GW17
79 points
232k 🔻 244k
Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts.
Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.
79 points
232k 🔻 244k
Solanke, Semenyo, and Salah saved me from suicidal thoughts.
Saka to Bruno/Øde very likely.
GW17
Rolling to 2 FT
Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.
Rolling to 2 FT
Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.
December 21, 2024 at 11:27 AM
GW17
Rolling to 2 FT
Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.
Rolling to 2 FT
Looking like a shambolic week EV-wise.
Relying on Semenyo and Evanilson to turn around this 80% red arrow
December 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Relying on Semenyo and Evanilson to turn around this 80% red arrow
Make that 18 points in 9 GWs 😭
Rayan Aït-Nouri since GW7:
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
December 14, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Make that 18 points in 9 GWs 😭
RAN suspended 💔💔💔
Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔
Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔
December 14, 2024 at 3:59 PM
RAN suspended 💔💔💔
Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔
Now none of his owners will start him vs Leicester for a guaranteed 1 pointer 😔
GW16
2/2 FTs
Porro -> TAA
Mbeumo -> Semenyo
Grabbing the EV this week.
2/2 FTs
Porro -> TAA
Mbeumo -> Semenyo
Grabbing the EV this week.
December 14, 2024 at 1:29 PM
GW16
2/2 FTs
Porro -> TAA
Mbeumo -> Semenyo
Grabbing the EV this week.
2/2 FTs
Porro -> TAA
Mbeumo -> Semenyo
Grabbing the EV this week.
Rayan Aït-Nouri since GW7:
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Rayan Aït-Nouri since GW7:
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
20 points
2.5 points per match
17 goals conceded
1 clean sheet
Yet he’s risen £0.5m in that time. This is the greatest money laundering scheme of our generation and needs to be investigated.
GW15
72 points
310k ♻️ 171k
72 points
310k ♻️ 171k
December 9, 2024 at 10:03 PM
GW15
72 points
310k ♻️ 171k
72 points
310k ♻️ 171k
GW15
DCL -> Evanilson
Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.
DCL -> Evanilson
Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 AM
GW15
DCL -> Evanilson
Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.
DCL -> Evanilson
Finally free from the worst fantasy asset of all time.
GW14
69 points
342k ♻️ 310k
Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.
69 points
342k ♻️ 310k
Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.
December 5, 2024 at 10:47 PM
GW14
69 points
342k ♻️ 310k
Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.
69 points
342k ♻️ 310k
Timber bails out an otherwise poor week.
Reminder that @macondor.bsky.social has started RAN for consecutive zero pointers, just in case anyone forgot
December 4, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Reminder that @macondor.bsky.social has started RAN for consecutive zero pointers, just in case anyone forgot
Another 0.0xG/0.2xA Bryan Mbeumo performance 🥲
December 4, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Another 0.0xG/0.2xA Bryan Mbeumo performance 🥲
Reposted by Peter
GW14
🔵 Palmer: 1.82xGI, 1 return, 7pts
🔴 Salah: 0.49xGI, 3 returns, 18pts
🏌️♂️
🔵 Palmer: 1.82xGI, 1 return, 7pts
🔴 Salah: 0.49xGI, 3 returns, 18pts
🏌️♂️
December 4, 2024 at 10:02 PM
GW14
🔵 Palmer: 1.82xGI, 1 return, 7pts
🔴 Salah: 0.49xGI, 3 returns, 18pts
🏌️♂️
🔵 Palmer: 1.82xGI, 1 return, 7pts
🔴 Salah: 0.49xGI, 3 returns, 18pts
🏌️♂️
How have Salah captainers won by 11 points? 😭
December 4, 2024 at 9:37 PM
How have Salah captainers won by 11 points? 😭
GW13
1/2 FT
Son -> Saka
1/2 FT
Son -> Saka
December 3, 2024 at 6:58 PM
GW13
1/2 FT
Son -> Saka
1/2 FT
Son -> Saka
GW13
69 points
278k 🔻 330k
Didn’t check my rank until just now and was confident I’d be looking at a 50%+ red arrow, so pretty content all things considered.
69 points
278k 🔻 330k
Didn’t check my rank until just now and was confident I’d be looking at a 50%+ red arrow, so pretty content all things considered.
December 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
GW13
69 points
278k 🔻 330k
Didn’t check my rank until just now and was confident I’d be looking at a 50%+ red arrow, so pretty content all things considered.
69 points
278k 🔻 330k
Didn’t check my rank until just now and was confident I’d be looking at a 50%+ red arrow, so pretty content all things considered.
Reposted by Peter
i'm not a democrat. i'm not even american. i want to have a nice time on the internet. that is my motivation here.
“Leaving X because you don’t like Elon is the kind of purity politics that landed Democrats in this mess to begin with.”
Democrats Face an Existential Crisis on X
Conversations with a dozen insiders point to a party that is unsure about whether to leave or engage with the increasingly MAGA platform.
www.politico.com
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 PM
i'm not a democrat. i'm not even american. i want to have a nice time on the internet. that is my motivation here.
SON OUTSCORES SAKA ON RMINS EV 🔥🔥🔥
a group of men are sitting in a stadium watching a soccer match .
ALT: a group of men are sitting in a stadium watching a soccer match .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 PM
SON OUTSCORES SAKA ON RMINS EV 🔥🔥🔥
Andersen dead
Solanke dead
DCL dead
Gabriel potentially dead
Kelleher soon to be dead
And 160% EO Salah hasn’t even played yet
Solanke dead
DCL dead
Gabriel potentially dead
Kelleher soon to be dead
And 160% EO Salah hasn’t even played yet
December 1, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Andersen dead
Solanke dead
DCL dead
Gabriel potentially dead
Kelleher soon to be dead
And 160% EO Salah hasn’t even played yet
Solanke dead
DCL dead
Gabriel potentially dead
Kelleher soon to be dead
And 160% EO Salah hasn’t even played yet
Brb, too busy laughing at every RAN owner, especially @macondor.bsky.social 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
November 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Brb, too busy laughing at every RAN owner, especially @macondor.bsky.social 😂😂😂😂😂🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵
Only had to wait 3 minutes.
November 30, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Only had to wait 3 minutes.