Benjamin Reilly.
The Scarlet Spider.
First Appearance: 12/2024
inked by http://kas.
[ #MVRP | #MarvelRP | #SpiderManRP ]
"Would this work? It's a bit sticky, but-"
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"Y'know, you probably shouldn't walk into things like that? I feel like it's bad for the complexion! Um. Not that I'm saying you have a bad complexion or anything-"
Now, what were you saying about hiring? Because I'll give you some cash if you find me a tissue to wipe this with. ❜
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"Whoa. Are you alright?"
"Would this work? It's a bit sticky, but-"
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"Y'know, you probably shouldn't walk into things like that? I feel like it's bad for the complexion! Um. Not that I'm saying you have a bad complexion or anything-"
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"Whoa. Are you alright?"
❛ The last thing I need is to walk into a damn portal that doesn't work. How embarrassing. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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"Whoa. Are you alright?"
Viktor Von Doom
Ruler and dictator of Latveria.
Romany man.
Genius in every expression of human knowledge.
🔞 NSFW 🔞
⚠️⚠️ Probably sensitive themes, be warned. ⚠️⚠️ (Not Taboo!!!)
Viktor Von Doom
Ruler and dictator of Latveria.
Romany man.
Genius in every expression of human knowledge.
🔞 NSFW 🔞
⚠️⚠️ Probably sensitive themes, be warned. ⚠️⚠️ (Not Taboo!!!)
Pretending to grind coffee beans, then dropping his hands with a sigh.
"Not... really. All the qualifications I had kinda went kaput the moment I came out of the test tube. Miguel and others have helped though, forged birth certificate-" 🕸️
Peter was beside himself. "Look man, I'm not saying that coffee is somehow LESS valuable or ethical compared to what I do - but that confuses me. You got any other qualifications?"
"But y'know. Time being a construct and all-"
Chewing his lip.
"-Kinda got on Shirley's last nerve being late all the time."
Pretending to grind coffee beans, then dropping his hands with a sigh.
"Not... really. All the qualifications I had kinda went kaput the moment I came out of the test tube. Miguel and others have helped though, forged birth certificate-" 🕸️
"But y'know. Time being a construct and all-"
Chewing his lip.
"-Kinda got on Shirley's last nerve being late all the time."
Pete frowns under the mask. Ben was a sweet guy. He gave him a good pep talk when he really needed it.
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Double scoff!
"No- I'm just... totally at one with nature, dude! I'm like the guy from Swiss Army Man, except I'm in a red leotard."
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"So, anyways- I lost my job-"
"But y'know. Time being a construct and all-"
Chewing his lip.
"-Kinda got on Shirley's last nerve being late all the time."
Ben leaned his back against the wall, body still stuck to it like a bug.
"Well, OKAY- I GUESS you're right, but-"
Wagging a finger at her!
"I'm also a man! And men have feelings too!" he said with a fake pout in his voice. 🕸️
she’s clutching the chair like a shield now.
“…are you, um… not a spider?”
Ben leaned his back against the wall, body still stuck to it like a bug.
"Well, OKAY- I GUESS you're right, but-"
Wagging a finger at her!
"I'm also a man! And men have feelings too!" he said with a fake pout in his voice. 🕸️
Cough.
"I mean, in some circles, I am *THE* Skibidi, but y'know-"
Murmuring to himself: "yeahokayiforgotaboutthetoilet... mrrmrrfrggrgr..."
“I mean, the toilet is skibidi. It’s right there. Skibidi-Toilet, Skibidi-Scarlet.”
Raising his hands, making a noise.
"Boosh. Skibidi. It's the Skibidi, but- more like, Scarlet flavored."
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"Hey, is that a Funko Pop?"
Cough.
"I mean, in some circles, I am *THE* Skibidi, but y'know-"
Murmuring to himself: "yeahokayiforgotaboutthetoilet... mrrmrrfrggrgr..."
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Double scoff!
"No- I'm just... totally at one with nature, dude! I'm like the guy from Swiss Army Man, except I'm in a red leotard."
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"So, anyways- I lost my job-"
Peter raised his eyebrows.
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Double scoff!
"No- I'm just... totally at one with nature, dude! I'm like the guy from Swiss Army Man, except I'm in a red leotard."
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"So, anyways- I lost my job-"
Still scratching his head.
"Uhhh. Y'know, when you say- "a while", how long are we talking here anyways? I mean like," he stumbled, "What *is* time, at the end of the day? Like, a total manmade construct designed to control us, man."
He offered Ben a high five, hand on his hip.
"So you're good? Been a while. No weird run in with multiversal mobsters? Zombies? Vampire linebackers?"
"Web-slang! Wa-chow!"
Flicking it again.
"Watch out, New York! We're slangin' and hangin'!"
Rubbing his neck.
"Y'know, the more I say it- the less weird it is. I could kinda get into this!"
Still scratching his head.
"Uhhh. Y'know, when you say- "a while", how long are we talking here anyways? I mean like," he stumbled, "What *is* time, at the end of the day? Like, a total manmade construct designed to control us, man."
Raising his hands, making a noise.
"Boosh. Skibidi. It's the Skibidi, but- more like, Scarlet flavored."
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"Hey, is that a Funko Pop?"
Raising his hands, making a noise.
"Boosh. Skibidi. It's the Skibidi, but- more like, Scarlet flavored."
...
"Hey, is that a Funko Pop?"
"Web-slang! Wa-chow!"
Flicking it again.
"Watch out, New York! We're slangin' and hangin'!"
Rubbing his neck.
"Y'know, the more I say it- the less weird it is. I could kinda get into this!"
"Yeah. We absolutely do!
Head scratch.
"Um- I'm... slangin' it up! Slangtastic! On dead dogs, P."
"Web-slang! Wa-chow!"
Flicking it again.
"Watch out, New York! We're slangin' and hangin'!"
Rubbing his neck.
"Y'know, the more I say it- the less weird it is. I could kinda get into this!"
THWIP!
"Helloooo- New York-!"
THWIP!
"Helloooo- New York-!"
Head scratch.
"Um- I'm... slangin' it up! Slangtastic! On dead dogs, P."
Head scratch.
Head scratch.
"Um- I'm... slangin' it up! Slangtastic! On dead dogs, P."
Spider-Sense tingling!
Ben backflipped and stuck to the wall, narrowly dodging the chair slam!
"Hello-?!"
Spider-Sense tingling!
Ben backflipped and stuck to the wall, narrowly dodging the chair slam!
"Hello-?!"
Head scratch.
Head scratch.
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─ ·· · ── ·✶· ─ · ✨ · ─ ·✶· ─ · ·· ─
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫
✘ - 𝐀 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬
✘ - 𝐀 𝐌𝐮𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭
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-✨ 𝐃𝐨 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐤? ✨-