Frank Vatel
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Reader, watcher, and scribbler of noir. Also, book-cover illustrator and designer. Published @ Punk Noir Magazine, All Due Respect, Bristol Noir, and Reckon Review.
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Finally got to combine my day job—illustration and design—with my love of crime fiction. That’s right, I’m officially a pulp-cover artist. DM me, writers and publishers. I work for reasonable rates!

And buy BOP CITY SWING by M.E. Proctor & Russell Thayer. It’s an amazing hardboiled novel!
frankvatel312.bsky.social
Calling it right now. This should be a series. Wastrel ex-journalist marooned in the Mediterranean, sipping Negronis, taking random detective work to fund his slow dissolution.
Unfortunately (spoiler alert) he’s offered a writing gig at story’s end. Hopefully he botches it and returns to sleuthing.🤞
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I deeply appreciated the chance to write a gnarly little mystery set on Capri, complete with a dead fashion mogul, a shipwreck, and an annoying little dog! #amwriting #mystery
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My god.
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
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My god.
thetnholler.bsky.social
WATCH: Trump’s lawless Ice goons shoot an unarmed priest in the head with a pepper ball. Completely out of control.
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Now that the Supreme Court denied Ghislaine Maxwell’s request to appeal to SCOTUS,

there are zero procedural reasons not to release the Epstein files.
frankvatel312.bsky.social
When your personal nemesis is a child with Asperger’s, it may be time to reevaluate
frankvatel312.bsky.social
If you’re going to pay tribute to that bastard Otto Preminger, at least put ANGEL FACE in prime time. DAISY KENYON doesn’t have enough psychotic women or vehicular homicides for my taste. #TCMParty
frankvatel312.bsky.social
In my neighborhood, ICE officers have been spotted pissing in alleys because store and restaurant owners won't let them dine or use their restrooms.

"Don't help the enemy!" lives on.
idletalk12.bsky.social
This sign caught my attention the first time I saw the film.
This is London during The Blitz and the sign says "Don't help the enemy."
#filmnoirclub
frankvatel312.bsky.social
You have physical porn lying around in 2025?

Damn. I salute your commitment to vintage, Gayer.

#TCMParty
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Ha!!!
gitrithm.bsky.social
Laura’s bedroom looks like the Oval Office does now. #TCMParty
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📚✍️

Grahame Greene is one of my favorite #NoirLit writers, not only did he write the novel on which

MINISTRY OF FEAR (1944)

Is based he wrote so many more novels that were adapted into Film Noir, e.g., THIS GUN FOR HIRE & BRIGHTON ROCK!

#FilmNoirClub 🗝️ #FilmNoir 🕵️
#MinistryOfFear 😱 #BookSky 📖

📚✍️
frankvatel312.bsky.social
Coy’s anthologies are simply brilliant. And what a title!
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In an age lit by fire, only the most curious and driven souls turned a flame to the unknown. The least fortunate peered beyond the veil.

This World of Vile Wonder: Horror Tales of the Scientific Revolution releases October 20. Ebook preorder up now on Amazon & Kobo ⬇️
frankvatel312.bsky.social
“Madeleine!” he shouted.
She answered with a shrill cry and a shadow passed across the opening in the wall. Biting his knuckles he counted, as, when a boy, he had counted between the lightning and the thunder. And the thunder came—a horrid thud from below.
frankvatel312.bsky.social
Don’t know what’s wrong with the Dunkins in Joe-ville, but their coffee has a pretty big reputation nationwide.
frankvatel312.bsky.social
Legendary coffee. Above-average donuts. We’re talking mainstream-brand standards here—a low bar.
frankvatel312.bsky.social
A short, definitive list of mainstream brands that are boring and ubiquitous but still put out a good product:

Coca-Cola, New Balance, Baskin Robbins, Dunkin’ Donuts, Apple, Popeyes, Taylor Swift.

That is all.
frankvatel312.bsky.social
Down & Out, the crime-fiction publisher, is folding. So that's sad thing number one.

The second depressing thing: they have informed their writers that no more payments will be forthcoming.

Don't know much else about the situation.
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The Palmer House has the best breakfast buffet in the world, but something tells me the Guard won’t foot the bill for that. The U.S. armed forces don’t have ICE money, after all.
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“We will root out domestic terrorism wherever we find it—Portillo’s, Malnati’s, Wiener’s Circle, it doesn’t matter. No fast-food establishment can withstand the coming storm.”
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Agree. They owe me as well and have yet to answer my emails. They said back in April that they would get back to us in June w/ an accounting. Never did. Do they owe much in royalties from Stealing Paradise? Likely not, but it’s the principle that matters. Always pay your authors. Pretty simple.
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Do not buy my books from Amazon or Down and Out Books directly. I will not get paid. I should get paid, as per my contract, but in an email from D&O I’ve been told ‘no further payments will be issued.’
It absolutely blows it is ending this way, but man, pay your authors what they are owed.