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Loved this. And I’m not that big a fan of the Pilgrims.
November 28th, 1621: This evening we did sup at the long table with our friends, the Wampanoag. Everyone was merry and full of cheer. Except me.
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An Account of the First Thanksgiving by Edmund, a Teenager
The fashion was cringe, the waterfowl was fire
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November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Loved this. And I’m not that big a fan of the Pilgrims.
November 28th, 1621: This evening we did sup at the long table with our friends, the Wampanoag. Everyone was merry and full of cheer. Except me.
By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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An Account of the First Thanksgiving by Edmund, a Teenager
The fashion was cringe, the waterfowl was fire
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November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 28th, 1621: This evening we did sup at the long table with our friends, the Wampanoag. Everyone was merry and full of cheer. Except me.
By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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I’m known as the cool mom. Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Like, would a real cool mom call herself a cool mom? But it’s true.
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My Kid’s Friend Doesn’t Like Me
It’s fine. It’s not like I even care. Like at all. Or that much. I hardly even noticed.
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November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’m known as the cool mom. Okay, I know what you’re thinking. Like, would a real cool mom call herself a cool mom? But it’s true.
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Alright, son, check out this Nintendo game, Vampire Manor. This was my favorite when I was your age.
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By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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Playing My Favorite Diabolically Difficult Nintendo Game With My Son
A game I loved… and hated
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November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Alright, son, check out this Nintendo game, Vampire Manor. This was my favorite when I was your age.
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The bag. Buy a second diaper bag to use exclusively as a bug-out bag for the next climate emergency you need to escape. We recommend The Baby Bag diaper bag by caraa ($390).
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Bug-Out Bag for New Parents
Don’t forget your Happiest Baby Snoo Smart Sleeper Bassinet and Tesla Cybertruck
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November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The bag. Buy a second diaper bag to use exclusively as a bug-out bag for the next climate emergency you need to escape. We recommend The Baby Bag diaper bag by caraa ($390).
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Soccer practices for elementary-aged kids can be a blast if you’re interested in capturing a snapshot of a very specific demographic.
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Youth Soccer Practice: A Sociological Study
A mildly reclusive dad’s field notes from the sidelines
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November 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Soccer practices for elementary-aged kids can be a blast if you’re interested in capturing a snapshot of a very specific demographic.
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I gave in to the beauty industry long ago. Call me a quitter, but they can have my kids’ skin for all I care.
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How Do You Play Tug-of-War With a Drunk Elephant?
Let go of the rope!
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November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I gave in to the beauty industry long ago. Call me a quitter, but they can have my kids’ skin for all I care.
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It’s 5 o’clock on a damp Friday afternoon in the south of England. The rain has cleared, but the October sky is still grey, and the surface of the motorway is wet.
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Never Take the Detour
One family learns the hard way that you should always stay on the motorway
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November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It’s 5 o’clock on a damp Friday afternoon in the south of England. The rain has cleared, but the October sky is still grey, and the surface of the motorway is wet.
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Are you tired of sending your child to a fancy school only to get shrugs at the end of the school day when you inquire about how it went?
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10 Questions to Ask Your Child Instead of “How Was Your Day?”
All of them will surprise you
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November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Are you tired of sending your child to a fancy school only to get shrugs at the end of the school day when you inquire about how it went?
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My kids hate this one so much which weirdly pleases me!
In a desperate attempt to feel relevant, which I justify as a way to connect with my kids, I finally ask them to explain their slang.
By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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What I Think Would Happen If I Start Keeping Track Of My Kids’ Slang
Anything is possible when words have no meaning
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November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My kids hate this one so much which weirdly pleases me!
In a desperate attempt to feel relevant, which I justify as a way to connect with my kids, I finally ask them to explain their slang.
By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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What I Think Would Happen If I Start Keeping Track Of My Kids’ Slang
Anything is possible when words have no meaning
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November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
In a desperate attempt to feel relevant, which I justify as a way to connect with my kids, I finally ask them to explain their slang.
By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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I’m now convinced that second children are manufactured from the depths of Hell.
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Was My Second Child Sent by the Demons Below?
The smiley face sheet suggests so
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November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m now convinced that second children are manufactured from the depths of Hell.
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Hey everyone, thanks for coming out tonight! I know it’s late for some of you. What is it, almost six o’clock? Maybe seven o’clock? Six-seven!
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By @richiezabo.bsky.social
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6–7: An Eleven-Year-Old’s Stand-Up Comedy Special
Featuring classic stand-up topics like the dentist, airline food, and aura farming
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November 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hey everyone, thanks for coming out tonight! I know it’s late for some of you. What is it, almost six o’clock? Maybe seven o’clock? Six-seven!
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Of course, I want to hang out with you. And your repeated suggestion that we watch a movie together does not make me want to lock myself in my bedroom.
By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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What My Teen Daughter Says To Me: Fantasy Edition
Let a mother dream!
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November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Of course, I want to hang out with you. And your repeated suggestion that we watch a movie together does not make me want to lock myself in my bedroom.
By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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It was the kind of day you’d happily add to your cart: sunny blue skies with just a whisper of autumn breeze. The catch? Keeping up with two forces of nature called “grandchildren.”
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Riding the Crazy Train With My Grandkids (and Ozzy Osbourne)
When it comes to heavy metal, you’ve gotta start ’em young
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November 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It was the kind of day you’d happily add to your cart: sunny blue skies with just a whisper of autumn breeze. The catch? Keeping up with two forces of nature called “grandchildren.”
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This was supposed to be my year — my time to shine! My kid is finally old enough to really Trick-or-Treat, but still young enough that we can (and should!) greatly restrict her candy consumption.
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My Kid Botched Halloween — Here are the Tricks I’ll Follow Next Year to Ensure it Doesn’t Happen…
I was supposed to be swimming in a sea of Twix bars right now
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November 3, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This was supposed to be my year — my time to shine! My kid is finally old enough to really Trick-or-Treat, but still young enough that we can (and should!) greatly restrict her candy consumption.
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I gave in to my sarcastic sense of humor and started mocking one of my sons’ friends. Somehow, they learned an actual life lesson from it.
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I Accidentally Discovered a Good Parenting Technique: Making Fun of Other Kids
It’s unorthodox, but it proved effective
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November 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I gave in to my sarcastic sense of humor and started mocking one of my sons’ friends. Somehow, they learned an actual life lesson from it.
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New satire piece is live! And it’s about chicken nuggets.
Are you aware of a certain segment of the population who are classically trained in animal identification with a strong working knowledge of oceanography? I live with two of them. They are called “toddlers.”
By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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An Open Letter to the Quality Assurance Team Responsible for Perdue Sea Creature Chicken Nuggets
Please help me in the battle of dinnertime
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October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
New satire piece is live! And it’s about chicken nuggets.
Are you aware of a certain segment of the population who are classically trained in animal identification with a strong working knowledge of oceanography? I live with two of them. They are called “toddlers.”
By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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An Open Letter to the Quality Assurance Team Responsible for Perdue Sea Creature Chicken Nuggets
Please help me in the battle of dinnertime
medium.com
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Are you aware of a certain segment of the population who are classically trained in animal identification with a strong working knowledge of oceanography? I live with two of them. They are called “toddlers.”
By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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By @mikemiccoli.bsky.social
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Dear Parents/Caregivers,
It’s officially that time of year! Temperatures are dropping, germs are swirling, and your sanity is hanging by a thread.
By @emilyholi.bsky.social
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It’s officially that time of year! Temperatures are dropping, germs are swirling, and your sanity is hanging by a thread.
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Get Ready for Parent/Caregiver Spirit Week!
To be clear, we WILL see you there
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October 28, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Dear Parents/Caregivers,
It’s officially that time of year! Temperatures are dropping, germs are swirling, and your sanity is hanging by a thread.
By @emilyholi.bsky.social
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It’s officially that time of year! Temperatures are dropping, germs are swirling, and your sanity is hanging by a thread.
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OK, you lost the coin toss, and tonight it’s up to you to get the dental hygiene done. The worst bedtime task in toddler parenthood.
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How to Brush Your Toddler’s Teeth
A 14-step tactical guide featuring toilet mishaps, boneless resistance, and stolen Twizzlers
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October 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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AUSTIN — Just minutes ago, the world received news of a modern-day miracle: Winston Cranach, a forty-two-year-old dad of three, has been found.
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Dad Rescued After Being Lost in an Indoor Playscape for Two Weeks
He lived off pizza crusts and “chocolate” to survive
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October 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
AUSTIN — Just minutes ago, the world received news of a modern-day miracle: Winston Cranach, a forty-two-year-old dad of three, has been found.
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OK, you lost the coin toss, and tonight it’s up to you to get the dental hygiene done. The worst bedtime task in toddler parenthood.
@smstrand.bsky.social
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@smstrand.bsky.social
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How to Brush Your Toddler’s Teeth
A 14-step tactical guide featuring toilet mishaps, boneless resistance, and stolen Twizzlers
medium.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
OK, you lost the coin toss, and tonight it’s up to you to get the dental hygiene done. The worst bedtime task in toddler parenthood.
@smstrand.bsky.social
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@smstrand.bsky.social
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Nothing expresses a family culture like an argument over what constitutes a necessary annual tradition.
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Commemorating the Squirrel Who Trashed Our House
A new Halloween tradition
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October 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing expresses a family culture like an argument over what constitutes a necessary annual tradition.
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