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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!!

@freakinfranked.bsky.social

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 19

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑺𝑳𝑰𝑫𝑬,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀& 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝑼𝑵𝑾𝑰𝑵𝑫,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐎𝐍'𝐒 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #MVRP #HORRORRP #OCRP

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Aug 30

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@everyone Frank, an eight year old thirty two year old with a sense of extreme violence, glides on his bulldozer across the destroyed asphalt over the Denny's parking lot. The roar of the truck blends with the distant screams of everyone as he enjoys the pointless destruction.

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Jul 12

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the guy with no ears

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」 @bythematrix.bsky.social · Jul 12

Autobots.

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Jun 13

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I'm gonna

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Jun 8

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❝ muh... midnight spankle.... ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Jun 8

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❝ Is this broad botherin' ya? Come back to bed. ❞

[ SEXY_SAXOPHONE.MP3 ]
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」 @bythematrix.bsky.social · Jun 8

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❪ ... ❫ Pardon?
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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 25

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❝ Man, chief, ya never met the Sawyer family. ❞

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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐒「 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘 」 @bythematrix.bsky.social · May 25

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Stealing faces has to be the MOST -——— ... Sounds like something the D.J.D. would do ...

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 15

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 11

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rep

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𝐄𝐗𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐆𝐔𝐘 @deadtectlve.bsky.social · Apr 28

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〝 I got Little Women and the Quran. 〞

❝ Those'll do. ❞

Frank got to work sliding the 1800s coming of age story and religious text under the sofa to act as the new leg.

〝 Inshallah give Meg, Jo Beth, and Amy thy strength to hold my couch. 〞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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❝ I think if I did, a small country would lose power. ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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❝ Good question! I nicked it off some- ❞

[ "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯-" ]

❝ I think i'm supposed to do something with it. ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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it's the "this is GLORPSHIT" thing creature

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that thing! @ufovercharge.bsky.social · May 10

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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[ outside, once again... ]

❝ Huh, must've been the wind. ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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[ meanwhile, from the ethereal planes of the Matrix of Leadership, the Allspark, whatever the hell it's called nowadays. ]

❝ PLEASE... for the love of Primus, 𝙍𝙀𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙉 𝙐𝙎 to Optimus Prime! You've introduced us to smells we couldn't possibly have known or tolerated before! ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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❝ I 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 feel like I need to do something... something important... something that's been in the backburner of my mind for almost a year, I think! ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 10

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❝ You know, I can't help but feel that my fists have banished some poor soul to the Twilight Zone. Or maybe it's the government trying to hypnotize me into misremembering historical events again. ❞

[ odd, blue, virtuous glow in his chest. ]

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APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE! @roundofapplause.bsky.social · May 2

[ WHATISTHISTHINGWHATISTHATWHATWHATAUAUTYHGETITOFF ]

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 2

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · May 2

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❝ BONJOUR,
I'M
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"CHEESED"

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TO MEET YOU! ❞

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 29

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<- this thing does

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 27

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[ opening newspaper ]

❝ Huh. "Screaming infant holds philosophical debate with beloved Mcdonaldsland character "The Grimace" in an attempt to locate his two extra missing arms. Story developing."

I hate politics. ❞

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛ @eagleinbound.bsky.social · Apr 27

I'M IN THE NEWWWSSSS.

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 22

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❝ Oh thank god. I thought they were serious for a moment! Good to know it was just a prank.

Hey do you know how to move a couch? ❞

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛ @eagleinbound.bsky.social · Apr 22

PRIME? their wish-washy union is nothing more than a 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘯𝘵 to push a primacy agenda. one which perpetuated our oppression, might i add.

𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 22

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[ dragging a couch amidst this chaos ]

❝ Hey you don't know me and I dunno you but HOO boy you sure are lucky that giant red truck whatshisname is off doing some other shit right now. ❞

[ continuing to drag his sofa ]

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𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 !!! @freakinfranked.bsky.social · Apr 22

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ: ̗̀➛ @eagleinbound.bsky.social · Apr 22

really? NONE of you are going to step in?

i suppose no one cares after all, 'speaker. ( okay, was kicking her in the face REALLY necessary. )