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Etienne
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I'm a real life lore keeper
I hate the idea of detoxing your body. YOUR BODY DOES IT ON IT'S OWN AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOU CAN DO
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The government agent guarding the Epstein files:
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
MTG card idea. Wakka. He calls your opponents card a slur causing them to discard it
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So apparently Dispatch was made with Critical role and yeah I could tell cause literally everyone is horny all the time. I'm sorry i'm sure it's a good game but when everyone is horny all the time I can't take a game seriously
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My guilty pleasure is reading the worst YA novels I can find to kill any brain cells I have
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Me dropping a bomb on those fuck ass colonials when Foxhole drops the airborn update
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Saw a video suggesting that state of decay 2 is better than both the first left 4 dead and first dead rising. No no no bitch don't even try that shit you can like state of decay 2 but don't justify it by trying to say it's better than the 2 most beloved zombie games
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fuck yeah another predator reference warbond
First look at Python Commandos, the new Helldivers 2 Premium Warbond dropping Dec 2

Full intel: play.st/49AoF8T
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I really don't think it's fair that only dictators get absolute bangers made for them. Where's my Obama Kpop song?
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Honestly when you can have actual philosophical debates about a game I think that game deserves game of the year at least
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Man this is a fucking weird documentary
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Tom Brady saying the hard R live on national tv was not on my bingo card
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I will never reveal how many hours of my childhood was spent taking care of these little bastards like my actual kid isn't close to those numbers yet
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Reposted by Etienne
“How come every place we visit it burns to the ground!?”

“I blame the economy.”

Ft @direclawed.bsky.social @attisboy.bsky.social @frenchewokking.bsky.social

#ArtistOnBluesky #Webcomic #AntiAi
October 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
My wife realizing she lives with two French people now:
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I know i'm raising my daughter right cause she apparently will not tolerate Big the Cat slander in this household
October 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
btw you are legally required to listen to pumpkin hill at some point this month
October 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Brother my daughter is a C- with a rating in the 200's in Sonic Crossworlds. She got this game yesterday
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You big news out of California for these boys!
August 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I do not care how many times Mr. Sausage tries to push it. I will never eat a toaster oven burger
August 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I have a dream, where F-Zero GX gets remade with 30 player online lobbies so I can smoke any mother fucker that dares challenge my dominance in this game
July 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Ever since I became a father i've heard so many disney songs over and over again that I have a lot of them memorized
July 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Disney this is my ultimatum. Give us Daddy Daycare 2 or I will start a daycare and do it myself
July 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It just occurred me to that historians are keepers of real life lore
July 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM