High Functioning Pervert
@friendlyyokai.xyz
She/Her but They/Them if you're mad at me.
There is nothing better than telling a stranger you had a brief interaction with to "stay safe out there". Like it always kinda catches people off-guard. You could be in the middle of a winter storm and tell somebody "stay safe" and they still have to kinda think about what you meant by that.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
There is nothing better than telling a stranger you had a brief interaction with to "stay safe out there". Like it always kinda catches people off-guard. You could be in the middle of a winter storm and tell somebody "stay safe" and they still have to kinda think about what you meant by that.
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bumper sticker on my car written with "i was only there for /a/ and /m/"
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
bumper sticker on my car written with "i was only there for /a/ and /m/"
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Inflatable Latex Hood 🎈
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Inflatable Latex Hood 🎈
Sure t4t consists mostly of living in low functioning crack addict squalor and all your mental illnesses being slowly exacerbated but in c4t he makes you watch his favorite movies so who can say which is better.
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sure t4t consists mostly of living in low functioning crack addict squalor and all your mental illnesses being slowly exacerbated but in c4t he makes you watch his favorite movies so who can say which is better.
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Style test with Aroma, the bubbliest operator of them all!
December 29, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Style test with Aroma, the bubbliest operator of them all!
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Bulletproof/boltproof armor is great at saving your life, but damn does it still hurt to get shot. Pic sent to Liskarm, cause she'd get it. Jess is okay though, she's tough as nails!
A previous Patreon poll winner
A previous Patreon poll winner
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bulletproof/boltproof armor is great at saving your life, but damn does it still hurt to get shot. Pic sent to Liskarm, cause she'd get it. Jess is okay though, she's tough as nails!
A previous Patreon poll winner
A previous Patreon poll winner
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Been a while since I've done any streaming of my gameing but might as well test it out on Linux www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8pC...
Starward (and chill)
YouTube video by Friendly Yokai
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Been a while since I've done any streaming of my gameing but might as well test it out on Linux www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8pC...
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Incredible first sentence here.
January 17, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Incredible first sentence here.
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they made EXVS with horny anime robot girls
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
they made EXVS with horny anime robot girls
Chinese gamedevs be like yeah we made the game concept you've been wanting to see for your entire life also it's a free to play game with gacha
January 17, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Chinese gamedevs be like yeah we made the game concept you've been wanting to see for your entire life also it's a free to play game with gacha
Noticing more that a lot of self-help/therapy ads on social media are pushing the idea that you only have XYZ issues because you're so much smarter and better than everyone else and your brain is working at such a high level that you're reaching the limits of what we were meant to process.
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Noticing more that a lot of self-help/therapy ads on social media are pushing the idea that you only have XYZ issues because you're so much smarter and better than everyone else and your brain is working at such a high level that you're reaching the limits of what we were meant to process.
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People also generally expect to be able to learn as they play the game more and more, not to have to go into a dedicated learning mode to know what's going oj
January 16, 2026 at 8:17 PM
People also generally expect to be able to learn as they play the game more and more, not to have to go into a dedicated learning mode to know what's going oj
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This is one of the most fundamental underlying problems of perspective with many, if not most people who play fighting games. “People just want to be good at something automatically” is not correct. It’s factually inaccurate. People don’t expect to be “good.” They just don’t like being vaporized.
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
This is one of the most fundamental underlying problems of perspective with many, if not most people who play fighting games. “People just want to be good at something automatically” is not correct. It’s factually inaccurate. People don’t expect to be “good.” They just don’t like being vaporized.
Happy Birthday to me
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Happy Birthday to me
Customers love citing other stores that are just off-screen totally doing whatever they asked for.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Customers love citing other stores that are just off-screen totally doing whatever they asked for.
I'm slowly getting meaner with customers and it's awesome.
Got hit with "is there a manager? I mean the guys at the other store were able to help me with this but you look like you have no idea what you're doing" and I just went with "No there is no manager but you can always leave :)"
Got hit with "is there a manager? I mean the guys at the other store were able to help me with this but you look like you have no idea what you're doing" and I just went with "No there is no manager but you can always leave :)"
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I'm slowly getting meaner with customers and it's awesome.
Got hit with "is there a manager? I mean the guys at the other store were able to help me with this but you look like you have no idea what you're doing" and I just went with "No there is no manager but you can always leave :)"
Got hit with "is there a manager? I mean the guys at the other store were able to help me with this but you look like you have no idea what you're doing" and I just went with "No there is no manager but you can always leave :)"
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there is so fucking much AI charlie kirk on ebay for some reason
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 PM
there is so fucking much AI charlie kirk on ebay for some reason