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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · Oct 20

God is real and He created Frozen Margaritas 🙏🙏🙏God bless you all. 🙏🙏🙏

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 7h

I asked him what happened here and he was like "You mean in a philosophical sense?" He's not even trying to hide it 💀

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 7h

What should I invest in?

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 7h

>Arthurian game with a mysterious old man saying wise shit about the stars while fishing.

BROTHER, YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYBODY

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 1d

God, seeing my goat luke this hurts jesus

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 1d

Playing Tainted Grail:

Arthur: "God I can't wait to see Avalon, I'm sure everyone is happy!"

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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 1d

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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 1d

There's no joke today. I have a new pc. I can finally live as a human being....

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 5d

Idk how the party ran an Enchanter, 7 lowlevel fighters, and a Paladin. Like if the enchanter failed ANY of her rolls, that party would've been teamkilled faster than you could say poisoned apple. Especially against a sorceror that could polymorph into a DRAGON. These custom games are nuts, dude.

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 5d

Yeah

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 5d

Peak fantasy is the mc with a party of 6 or 7 male dwarves.

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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

My boy gets one second of fodder amd then Nasu says "Ok, time to kill Gods."

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

Chicken tenders are alright but I want to suck the marrow from bones.

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

Thanks homie, this helped a lot

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

A red item on the first stage. Oh yeah I'm losing this run.

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

It's time I went back to my old ways

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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

>Fantasy game where the dragon has abs

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Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST BATTLES OH LORD

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 8d

Reading a thriller where the mc moved in to a creepy because Rent was ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. Aliens, ghosts, cults, demons, serial killers, cuthulu idc, I can take it.

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 9d

Saitama really is the best dude

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 9d

I feel like a part of this is because everyone on Twitter hates him lol

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 9d

Man I hate Bandai, Ninetendo, EA and all of these other entertainment companies, BUT I WILL BUY EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT THEY EVER COME OUT WITH. MMMMMMMM YUMMMY SLOP YUM YUM YUM I HAVE TO CONSUMEEEEEEEEEE

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 9d

What's popping homie?

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 9d

I know nobody I'm mutuals with watches mma but watching Aspinall wait for almost a year to fight as heavy weight champion just to get eyepoked is one of the most disgusting things I've seen in sports.

Patron enjoyer @friesinbag.bsky.social · 10d

Male twitch streamer try not to be a piece of shit challange (They literally can't help themselves.)