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He/Him 27
I LOVE SWORDS
Certifiably insane
Forklift Certified
Certified drunk driver
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God is real and He created Frozen Margaritas 🙏🙏🙏God bless you all. 🙏🙏🙏
Might be a stupid milestone but I posted some of the smut I wrote to Literotica and two of my stories are above 4 stars right now. 1.5 thousand people looked at both of them. Idk the idea that people could enjoy the stuff I write enough to favorite it and give it 5 stars has me a lil emotional lol.
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
IRONMOUSE SHOULD DEFINITELY HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE SHAT ON HER FOR YEARS I AM VERY SMART🧠🤯
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a blue helmet with the word thinking on it .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a blue helmet with the word thinking on it .
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December 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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goldship-dinner
sending my horse to the hat man
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
WHEN YOUR GOAT IS BACK
December 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Half my life I've been shitting on Wicked and 15 mins in, I already want to hug the wicked witch
December 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So fucked up these white claws kinda taste good.
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Highkey if SPEED of all people seems like one of the most mature people at your event, you're doing something wrong lmao
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I feel like racism, homophobia, etc is more of an exposure problem than it is raw hatred. Like, everytime I see someone who's posting the words "Black fatigue" it's a signal that they've probably never seen a black person who's existed outside of Twitch lmao. Like, why he say fuck me for!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Playing Fallout 3 for the first time in a while.
>Ambushed by Talon Mercs outside the Super Duper Mart.
>Dog Meat rushes in and gets gunned down by Sub machine guns instantly.
> Vats is at 0% for throwing a Grenade at a guy 6 ft away.
>A car behind me blows up, killing me
I missed this game, dude.
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Doctor or not when rent is due it is DUE 🥀🥀🥀
December 6, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Getting that vid from New Jeans just to realize, my Korean is still ass. 😔

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December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Glassdoor really be like:
⭐️⭐️⭐️ 0.5 star Company

Production Associate -DO NOT WORK HERE - ⭐️

Do not work here they literally sacrifice babies, throw them into furnaces, oh my God I can still hear their screams.

Engineer - awesome gig ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

we literally played Mario Kart 64 on the projecter.
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
How I feel after finally getting a modded version of Fallout 3 to work after 3 hours of work.
a man in a room with the word hackerman on the screen
ALT: a man in a room with the word hackerman on the screen
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December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I watched a few Hinge ads on YouTube and some of them are actually funny af ngl
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Just had a top ten pathetic moment holy shit I didn't know I had it in me
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I thought y/n was the same as yn so for most of today I was like "Damn some of these white women have never SEEN a black man before."
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I feel like I've hit a slump as a writer where things are good enough that my friends (and people on AO3) like what I write but most people still think of it as a shitpost.
November 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
🔥Previously🔥on🔥Teen🔥Wolf🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
On some real shit, how does the Thanksgiving Parade get worse EVERY YEAR
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Heard my lil sis yell "Let's go gambling!" after I said something about Vegas and I'm just so proud 😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Arthurian myths are so sexy because a lot of them are just normal dudes named Ted the Gallant looking at something stupidly terrifying like the Fae and going, "Yeah I can kill that." with just a sword.
I mean yeah sometimes it doesn't end well but still.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Peak fiction is unironically when the ultimate enemy escapes after almost dying and tells the hero "We'll meet again."
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM