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SalmonIsTasty
@fritterboyfail.bsky.social
He/him
Mostly my random dumb thoughts I think would be funny to post
Maybe art Idk
Hiiiiiiiii

https://tastysalmon.straw.page
we're getting a sotc level id and an urban plague level id in the same walp 🥹
November 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I made pumpkin pie yesterday
it was nice
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
immm a freaking ladybird boyyyy ( ꈍ◡ꈍ)

I will climb on your ceiling, die, fall down and then go crunch when you accidentally walk over me. .⁠·⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠(⁠>⁠▂⁠<⁠)⁠´⁠¯⁠`⁠·⁠.

scuttles across your windowsill >w<
October 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I lost it 💔
im losing it 🥹
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
im losing it 🥹
October 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
being up late but all your online friends are asleep
I just want some attentionn 💔
October 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I remembered bsky exists 🤑
October 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Having a good day visualising myself as a cutesy mysterious boy in my head
Then I remember I’m chopped and dumb 🥹
September 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Sketches of my stupid chud limbus ocs

#limbusoc #icanttag
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
debating posting my dumb limbus ocs
September 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
getting home from college and realising im too tired to anything 😰
September 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
WEH
September 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Can I get isekai‘d but like without the dying part and I can also come back and go whenever I want please 🥹
September 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
buh
September 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
haha my oc could beat yours in a fight
Let’s make them make out
September 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
yeah you think you're so cool huh
just wait until I crawl into the top left corner of a random room and start spinning my web
you'll regret ever messing with me pal
September 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I have to... gulp...
R-R-R-NO I CANT SAY IT!...
R-read... for my assignment...
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
STOP BEING SUNNY AND RAINING
I LIKE MY DAYS COLD AND DRY
AND IF THESE CONDITIONS AREN'T MET
I CANT DRESS WELL
September 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
anyone wanna make an indie game with me I can write If statements and draw sometimes 🤑

it'll be the next hollow knight trust
September 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
FUCK WAIT THIS WOULD'VE BEEN MUCH BETTER IF I PUT "STUPID CHUNGUS BOY" INSTEAD OF TIRED 😭
Born to be a cutesy anime girl from a 12 ep slice of life
Forced to be tired all the time

Smash like if this resonated with you gamers 🥹
September 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Born to be a cutesy anime girl from a 12 ep slice of life
Forced to be tired all the time

Smash like if this resonated with you gamers 🥹
September 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Trans rights
Fuck the UK
Limbus reference

ARF ARF WUUF WARFARA!!
September 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
So consumed by silksong I forgot this site existed
September 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Seeing ryoshu cutting fell sang's bullets in the new trailer caused my mind to come up with this.
The n corp barracks after canto 8.
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
thank GOD there's a heckin coffee shop at my college
I NEEEED my Matcha
heh... am I right ladies???
September 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM