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@frogboy.bsky.social

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how that make you feel white boy.

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · Nov 24

i once kicked ass and chewed bubblegum, but when i ran out of bubblegum, i got confused and started eating ass. many such cases

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 7h

"the lefty host" sure Jan

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 7h

Elagabalus, maybe. seems to me like any monarch who's ever tried this puts a 1-2 year clock on themselves before they get assassinated or deposed

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 20h

lately i've been rocking a 1/4 tonic solution (7.5 g NaCl, 0.3 g KCl, 1.1 g CaCitrate, 0.2 g MgCitrate, and 0.8 Glucose in a gallon of water), and not only is it tasteless and refreshing in kind of a balanced way, it provides a reasonable facsimile of drinking the watered-down blood of one's enemies

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 2d

one of my favorite NL isms is flipping an invisible coin in his head to determine whether he says "don't get it twisted" or "get it twisted," and it is that 50/50 twisted mix-up energy the pitchers should bring into today's game.

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 3d

Chotiner has killed and must kill again

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 3d

our opponent will see this show of good faith and resign rather than win in such a debased fashion. what do you mean i'm playing for the other team?

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 3d

a kind of wage that would be sort of the minimum you could legally pay people, perhaps

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 3d

me when i wear the infamous symbol of the Nazi 3rd SS Panzer Division for almost two decades, and then people yell at me for it and people in my campaign start resigning

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 5d

feels like he's clocked that this is a dead end movement and he's trying to prepare for whatever comes after. hate to hand it to the guy

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 5d

i pray that when the most coddled people on Earth experience hunger, that will do something. anything.

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 5d

you're right and you should say it

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 6d

i went through this frame by frame and laughed until i cried. magnificent

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 6d

oh man he's fucking seething

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 6d

i believe he did jack off that horse.

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 6d

he actually did say that, although opinions are mixed on whether he actually did it after

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 7d

your thesis is that people can only run for office in the place of their birth. why?

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 8d

fucked up we even used CRISPR to cross envelopes and corn to begin with

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 8d

counter-proposal: it works because of witchcraft. i am a professional scientist and i endorse this message.

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 8d

a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it

Alt: well... we're waiting...

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 8d

they already did this! it was called Yik Yak and it sucked!!

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 9d

anything can be a vinegar if you put sugar in it and let it sit out for a while. massive potential in this space

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 9d

slept so long last night, when i made my morning Earl Grey he told me he's a Duke

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 12d

i hate paradoxical reaction, all my homies hate paradoxical reaction

froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 13d

is that fucking Gianmarco from Dropout

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froggy @frogboy.bsky.social · 14d

"let every day be like playing the French advance variation" - ancient curse

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