whb
@frogtowncroaker.bsky.social
Abandoned all redeeming qualities upon retirement and took up writing. Was a judge. Author of The Dixie Mafia, Murder On Hickory Mountain, stories and essays on Substack@frogtowncroaker. I like art. Do not maga or DM me.
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whb
@frogtowncroaker.bsky.social
· Nov 1
This Ryder Malone legal thriller "captures some of the very unique 'characters' of north Georgia as well as a history of poverty, racism, independence and redemption." - 5 Star Review, Amazon
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Kindle and paperback.
Free on Kindle for a 90 day promotion period.
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He doesn't need a pardon. He'll be the next SecDef.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He doesn't need a pardon. He'll be the next SecDef.
I wonder what a pardon costs? I want to buy one for that drunk racoon.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I wonder what a pardon costs? I want to buy one for that drunk racoon.
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December 5: "Madonna and Child" (2006) acrylic on canvas, 20 in. x 16 in. #ArtAdventCalendar
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
December 5: "Madonna and Child" (2006) acrylic on canvas, 20 in. x 16 in. #ArtAdventCalendar
If this lawyer had come into my courtroom when I was a judge, I would have had him tested for meth, cocaine, and abject fear.
December 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If this lawyer had come into my courtroom when I was a judge, I would have had him tested for meth, cocaine, and abject fear.
Yeah, if I was worried about getting into heaven, I'd kill a bunch of fishermen and take a nap.
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yeah, if I was worried about getting into heaven, I'd kill a bunch of fishermen and take a nap.
Sorry, mr. president, but we have this thing called "separation of powers" in this country. To put it in terms your pea-sized brain has a chance to comprehend, it ain't your call.
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Sorry, mr. president, but we have this thing called "separation of powers" in this country. To put it in terms your pea-sized brain has a chance to comprehend, it ain't your call.
When Jesus said he would make his followers "fishers of men," I doubt he meant for them to fish with dynamite, much less missiles. But far be it from me to argue with evangelists, because ultimately, God works in mysterious ways, right?
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
When Jesus said he would make his followers "fishers of men," I doubt he meant for them to fish with dynamite, much less missiles. But far be it from me to argue with evangelists, because ultimately, God works in mysterious ways, right?
If they are going to arrest everyone who looks like an immigrant, what about this bloviated dickhead?
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If they are going to arrest everyone who looks like an immigrant, what about this bloviated dickhead?
We are giving the relatives Venezuelan fishing trips this year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We are giving the relatives Venezuelan fishing trips this year.
I just paid $18 for a pound of deli turkey. Our holiday guests are going to have to lower their standards.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just paid $18 for a pound of deli turkey. Our holiday guests are going to have to lower their standards.
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3 days left before Avoid Argument Day.
November 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
3 days left before Avoid Argument Day.
That thing around his neck is not a sweater, it's a foreskin.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That thing around his neck is not a sweater, it's a foreskin.
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I remember it well. I was in 4th grade. We were called to the gym. Seats were lined up. Walter Cronkite was on a B&W TV set on a table up on the stage. Kids were chattering. The principal called our attention saying President Kennedy was shot and killed. Aloud hush fell over us. Then sobs & cries.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I remember it well. I was in 4th grade. We were called to the gym. Seats were lined up. Walter Cronkite was on a B&W TV set on a table up on the stage. Kids were chattering. The principal called our attention saying President Kennedy was shot and killed. Aloud hush fell over us. Then sobs & cries.
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3rd Grade. Mother Superior first came on the loudspeaker and said we should pray for a special intention. about 20-30 minutes later she announced JFK had been assassinated in Dallas. I got home and my Mother and a neighbor were watching T.V. crying. They cried all the weekend up to the burial. Sad.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
3rd Grade. Mother Superior first came on the loudspeaker and said we should pray for a special intention. about 20-30 minutes later she announced JFK had been assassinated in Dallas. I got home and my Mother and a neighbor were watching T.V. crying. They cried all the weekend up to the burial. Sad.
Not seeing many "where I was when Kennedy was shot" posts today. Sign of my age, I guess; after all, it was 62 years ago.
I remember it vividly. I was 8 and in my 2nd grade classroom. The teacher left the room and some kid made a shameful racist remark.
Where were you?
I remember it vividly. I was 8 and in my 2nd grade classroom. The teacher left the room and some kid made a shameful racist remark.
Where were you?
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Not seeing many "where I was when Kennedy was shot" posts today. Sign of my age, I guess; after all, it was 62 years ago.
I remember it vividly. I was 8 and in my 2nd grade classroom. The teacher left the room and some kid made a shameful racist remark.
Where were you?
I remember it vividly. I was 8 and in my 2nd grade classroom. The teacher left the room and some kid made a shameful racist remark.
Where were you?
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I just cannot believe MTG is folding. She's up to something.
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just cannot believe MTG is folding. She's up to something.
I stay on the edge of my seat hoping the president will do something that makes him irrefutably insane. There's something messed up about that.
November 21, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I stay on the edge of my seat hoping the president will do something that makes him irrefutably insane. There's something messed up about that.
Beware: according to moderation lists, I might be a bot. I don't think I am, but I'm not sure.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Beware: according to moderation lists, I might be a bot. I don't think I am, but I'm not sure.
The most powerful man in the world is mad as a three-eyed goat, and his ass kissers are the only ones who can stop him. God help us all.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The most powerful man in the world is mad as a three-eyed goat, and his ass kissers are the only ones who can stop him. God help us all.
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November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Piggy?" What's next, "nanny nanny poo poo stick your head in doo doo?"
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Piggy?" What's next, "nanny nanny poo poo stick your head in doo doo?"
