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Was a judge, now a writer. Author of Small Claims & Evictions https://a.co/d/06vCmXKF, The Dixie Mafia https://a.co/d/06nYldG5, Murder On Hickory Mountain https://a.co/d/05naynY4, Stories & Essays on Substack https://substack.com/@frogtowncroaker
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A short, practical, plain-language guide to self-representation in court.

Learn the 10 most common small claims mistakes, the 5 most common landlord mistakes, how to do it right, and whether to do it at all.

By a retired chief magistrate of 17 years

Kindle Unlimited and Paperback

a.co/d/0iqKc6zo
He sues at the drop of a hat, yet he hasn't sued any of the people who say he shits his diaper.

Probably just a coincidence that TRUTH is an absolute defense against slander.
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Jeanine Pirro couldn't win an indictment against Mark Kelly, et al, even though prosecutors are the only lawyers in the room with a grand jury. Think about that. She was unopposed but still lost.
February 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I'm so old I remember when the Super Bowl was about a football game.
February 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Agreed
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And if the King James Version was good enough for my lord and savior Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me!
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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He definitely fucks goats.
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ugly as day-old shit.
February 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Where can I get a can of bot repellant? They are swarming like yellow jackets.
February 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Decades ago black athletes raised their fists on the Olympic stage. A few decades later a black NFL star knelt on the sidelines. They sacrificed wealth, adoration, and safety to use their biggest platforms for the greatest good. They were hated for it.

Let's applaud these skiers for their courage.
Because freedom of speech only applies if you agree with MAGA…🙄
February 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I have a recurring nightmare where I wake up in a home where they don't drink coffee.
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
They haven't read it either.
Who didn't know this? Oh, right…
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Thank you for including me in your starter pack, Rebelblue!
February 4, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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I still believe, somehow, that this world can be better. And I haven't given up on what it could become.

go.bsky.app/U4YAbrC
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 PM
A short, practical, plain-language guide to self-representation in court.

Learn the 10 most common small claims mistakes, the 5 most common landlord mistakes, how to do it right, and whether to do it at all.

By a retired chief magistrate of 17 years

Kindle Unlimited and Paperback

a.co/d/0iqKc6zo
February 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
When she divests herself of her ill-gotten gains in service to MAGA, then I might give her credit. Until then, it's just words.
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Thank you for counting me in Maricella!
February 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Thank you again!
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
The answer is Yes, I have personally heard pedophiles acknowledging they raped children. It was a condition of their plea bargains.
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Beyond parody.
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Very nice.
February 2, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Just give him a fake trophy and a jar of Vaseline and he'll go away for a while.
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Good morning bluesky friends ☕️
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM