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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️
@frogueprince.bsky.social
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I was put on this earth to do two things: •Mitigate suffering in all its forms •Spread Joy I like books, ttrpgs (specifically Pathfinder2e!), music, cooking, and making strange noises.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 12h
Gotta make the most with a busted canvas
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 1d
I'm telling you guys it's not a frog suit. That there is a real damn frog and they're bringing some old testament shit with em.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 1d
At the risk of sounding like a wretched pervert, I can't wait to kiss my spouse on the forehead when she gets home. We may even make eye contact and share a tender embrace.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 1d
The moon presence hates mondays
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 3d
All things serve the beam
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 3d
I don't have an inflatable costume. Can I still come to the protest? Pwetty pwease?
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 3d
At the age of 19 I became the Bango Skank. Life is kind of a wheel like that.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · 19d
Fuck, I missed the rapture again?
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 11
I wonder how tense the South Park writer's room is rn
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 10
You mean to tell me that people are DYING in the country where everybody has a bazooka? That's INSANE.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 5
What would John Brown do?
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 4
He seems like someone with a lot of lead In his body already
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 2
Solaire Jordan
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Sep 1
Come see the southeastern corner! We have such sights!

•Brown scrubland!
•Sad cattle!
•Meth!
•It's marginally better than Texas!
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Aug 30
Clots and prayers
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Aug 29
Yeah I fought Seath the scaleless there.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Jul 16
Dancer of the boreal valley? You mean my totally realistic transition goals?
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Jun 22
That kid just had to miss, didn't he?
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · May 18
It's not waterboarding if you use Sweet Baby Ray's.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Apr 29
Gonna celebrate with poutine. Might get into hockey now out of sheer joy and relief.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Apr 29
Thank you Canada.
Signed, your sane neighbors trapped in the methlab.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Apr 20
I'm abusing Novocaine,
Here in
Duckburg.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Apr 5
Had about 50 protesters in my tiny hometown. Honestly I had a blast and I can't wait for the next one.
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Mar 15
Me, swinging a sword the size of a building at Kalameet's huge ass: Awesome! That totally hit, right?

Fromsoft: No :)
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Frogue Prince 🏳️‍⚧️ @frogueprince.bsky.social · Mar 13
Pelt it with eggs. Ostrich eggs. From a trebuchet.
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