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Literally the gayest cat to ever exist.

(Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)
// I want you all to know i read my own dialogue here in frieza's voice
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Enjoying the quiet before the holiday.

Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
A-

*Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.*

Y-Yes, yes, 'til then!

*All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.*

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October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Maybe sometimes violence IS the answer.
October 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
// Anyone can Cook!
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later.

If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Manual labor is truly the worst kind of punishment imaginable.
October 13, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course.

It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family.

But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The thing they don't tell you about reading "the classics" is how unbearably depressing and/or full of themselves the authors are.
September 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I can't explain it, but something about sitting the wrong way in chairs is just so much more relaxing.
September 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Yes, I suppose that's fair...

Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
September 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes, I suppose that's fair.

*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*

You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Don't trust clowns.

If your whole job is lying to make a fool out of yourself, you clearly must be hiding something.
September 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ to terms with my own
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ death...!
September 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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i'm such a faggot oh my god.
August 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Ah... that's... fair.

*Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.*

That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase...

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August 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I wonder how long it will be before some event drastically derails this school year.

I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Oh stop it, I'm not complaining in the least. If anything, I'm happy with being taken somewhere different than my norm.

And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will.

I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've spent the whole day by myself and have decided that's a problem.

So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I really am just a gift to the world.
August 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They should make actions that dont have consequences.

That would be nice.
August 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
As much as I enjoy the seasonal warmth, it would be nicer with fewer spiders about.
July 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What do you know, they really do sell the most random things on television after dark.
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Well, I can't say I'm not enjoying myself!

Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment.

*In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM