Frying Pan Of Doom
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Frying Pan Of Doom
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Fry/Pan/Cat. 32. NSFW. She/Her. pfp Vangberg1, banner thegingertrekie

BNHA/MHA Multiship, primary KiriBaku/MinaTetsu. Switch stan.

Age in bio or block.

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/fryingpanofdoomwrites/works
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DAE!!!!!!!!!!! I DEMAND A SEQUEL!!!!!!! DEMAND I SAY!!!!!!!!!
Fuck.

His rut was here.

❤️🧡FIN🧡❤️
January 14, 2026 at 12:05 AM
OH FUCK
"I don't chase omegas," the redheaded bimbo purred, hands closing around the blonde's waist again. "I like my lovers tougher than that. Need them able to fight back when I throw them around." His hands tightened around Bakugo's waist, squeezing lightly. It was just enough of a threat.
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Oh fuck
"So I can watch this waif of a prime flex and pant as he works out." He lets his eyes run up and down Bakugo's body. "Can't decide if I want to ride your tiny knot, or fuck mine into you."
January 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
SIZE DIFFERENCE
Setting his bottle aside, he jumped up to grab on, jolting as hands wrapped around his waist to steady him. He could feel how the idiot alpha's fingers were circling his waist. It made him feel small, delicate.
January 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Other piercings?
It may have also been a way for him to support a couple of them who wanted to get it, but were scared. They'd gone together, he'd gone first, and then they'd all worked on cleaning and care together. Nice little bonding exercise. Many of his piercings were done for the same reason.
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
WE ALL WANT IT BAKU WE ALL WANT IT
Bakugo blinked slowly as his brain gave him the image of the redhead on his bed, ankles bound behind his head, hands bound to the headboard, while Bakugo fucked him so hard his tits jiggled. God damn he wanted to do that so bad.
January 13, 2026 at 11:58 PM
He flirts!
"Do you ever fucking shut up?" he grunted.

"I can," the idiot said with a grin, leaning on the bar. "How long all depends on how someone shuts me up." He winked at the prone blonde, as if he didn't know what he'd just implied.
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Gremlin.
The idiot settled in at a spot where he could easily catch the bar if Bakugo dropped it. A spot that put his crotch right above the blonde's head. The temptation to dig his claws into that juicy rump and haul him down until his face was buried in his sweaty crotch was… hard to ignore.
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
ABSOLUTELY BOTH
"Fuck," he breathed out softly, almost reverently. He needed to fuck this man. Or be tossed around by him. Maybe both? Definitely both. He'd never wanted to be a sleeve for someone to use before, but he did now.
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
MATE!?
"Dude, you were going so fast!" The redhead was both rambling, and praising him? His alpha preened. Mate is impressed. Wait… /mate??/
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Size difference 👀👀👀
Bakugo grunted at the redhead, hoping that would be the end of the conversation. Despite him being on the treadmill, he was /still/ shorter than the idiot.
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
But what if you just did it?
He needed to distract himself. Now. Before the threw himself over the machine and sank his fangs into the juicy ass that was being waved in his face.
January 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
ANYWAY THOSE TAGS THO
Lifting the cup, Bakugo pressed his claiming fangs against the silicone and groaned as he felt the venom start to pump as his body believed it was biting into an omega to claim them.

#KrBk

CW: AlphaXAlpha, Prime Katsuki, Fang Licking, Dry Humping, Venom Gland Milking, Thirsty Himbos
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Did I stop reading another fic to come read this one? Yes. Yes I did.
Lifting the cup, Bakugo pressed his claiming fangs against the silicone and groaned as he felt the venom start to pump as his body believed it was biting into an omega to claim them.

#KrBk

CW: AlphaXAlpha, Prime Katsuki, Fang Licking, Dry Humping, Venom Gland Milking, Thirsty Himbos
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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After the war, Bakugou's right arm is absolutely fucked, and he needs help with everything.

/Everything/—including taking a piss and masturbating.

And what are best bros for? Kirishima's more than happy to help! He can't say how excited he is to learn how to make his bro feel good. Really good.
January 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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Wait DID IT PROLAPSE????
Once he calmed down, he pulled the toy off his cock with a whine and looked at it.

The end of the toy was ballooned out and misshapen.

He didn't even know how he had done that…
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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I AM SHOOK
Baku's scream could be heard throughout the entire building.

His beautiful, perfect, unbreakable silicone ass had a chunk missing out of the left cheek.

The comment only read 'I bit it too hard. I'm sorry T.T'

HORSE DICK NOT ONLY HAD A HORSE DICK BUT A HORSE MOUTH TOO!
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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MY HEART AND SOUL 🤣💕💕
In the end though, they actually find out they have a lot in common and start dating.

Happy ending for everyone!

~The End
January 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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I am loving how personal he's taking this 😂🤣
Baku did throw his computer after reading the review.

WHAT DID THIS HORSE DICKED FUCKER MEAN THAT “I'M STILL BIG RED” FUCKING DIDN'T RETURN BACK TO SHAPE AFTER USING IT!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
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"payback"?! 🤣
And Baku totally didn't preen at the fact that said dildo was sitting on a pedestal on a shelf with other toys that he's designed like a place of honor.

He didn't preen because he was too busy turning his new personal tester into a drooling whiny mess.

Payback.
January 13, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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Actually handwriting a note like that is wild Baku
'Try and break this one horse dick.'

Kiri couldn't tell if it was meant to be an insult or compliment.

He was going to take it like a compliment.
January 13, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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He’s raging like Kirishima is doing this to spite him and I’m living for it 🤣
Baku did throw his computer after reading the review.

WHAT DID THIS HORSE DICKED FUCKER MEAN THAT “I'M STILL BIG RED” FUCKING DIDN'T RETURN BACK TO SHAPE AFTER USING IT!!!!
January 13, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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Imagine he has pictures of each one framed on his walls, in loving memory and he names each and every one of them.
He loved them because obviously they felt good but he hated them because after a rough use they tended to break on him.

He mourned each and everyone.

So this one labeled as XL gave him hope.
January 13, 2026 at 1:38 AM
HUMAN COCK SLEEVE
And then Kats bottoms out, ass slapping against his slit. That cocky, shit eating grin flashes and he squeezes.

Eijirou roars and all rationality leaves. He grabs Katsuki in his hand, gently, and starts working him up and down on his cock like the world’s sexiest fleshlight.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
January 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM