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@ftzpltc.bsky.social
Just a loathsome dung eater. Also art guy, game guy, wannabe writer, wanna be lots of things tbh.
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Do you think the band Gay For Johnny Depp have any regrets?
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Do you think the band Gay For Johnny Depp have any regrets?
Massive no-shit moment.
Turns out our MPs' "We have faith in your ability to defend their violent racists from violent racism" comments might have been (deliberately?) missing the point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Turns out our MPs' "We have faith in your ability to defend their violent racists from violent racism" comments might have been (deliberately?) missing the point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Risk of Maccabi Tel Aviv facing antisemitic attacks not ‘predominant’ reason for match ban, police tell MPs – UK politics live
West Midlands police’s assistant chief constable says threat of violence by Maccabi fans was more important consideration
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Massive no-shit moment.
Turns out our MPs' "We have faith in your ability to defend their violent racists from violent racism" comments might have been (deliberately?) missing the point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
Turns out our MPs' "We have faith in your ability to defend their violent racists from violent racism" comments might have been (deliberately?) missing the point.
www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...
I'm obsessed with this now.
I wanna see Marcel The Shell With Shoes On kicking the shit out of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems
I wanna see Marcel The Shell With Shoes On kicking the shit out of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I'm obsessed with this now.
I wanna see Marcel The Shell With Shoes On kicking the shit out of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems
I wanna see Marcel The Shell With Shoes On kicking the shit out of Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems
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i feel like the police knowing that 'swatting' is a thing people do and not changing anything about the way they do things is a bit like journalists knowing that politicians will flat-out lie to them and not change how they report those politicians' lies
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i feel like the police knowing that 'swatting' is a thing people do and not changing anything about the way they do things is a bit like journalists knowing that politicians will flat-out lie to them and not change how they report those politicians' lies
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
It's weird how none of the totally innocent people who went to Epstein Island act like someone who accidentally went to what they thought was a perfectly innocent party and then found out it was full of noncery.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's weird how none of the totally innocent people who went to Epstein Island act like someone who accidentally went to what they thought was a perfectly innocent party and then found out it was full of noncery.
Sonny Bone.
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Father John Musty
Father John Musty
Change a letter. Make a singer less appealing.
Prance
Prance
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Sonny Bone.
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Drawing in white on a black background always feels slightly transgressive for some reason.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Drawing in white on a black background always feels slightly transgressive for some reason.
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
What movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Sizzling hot take: I hope Trump *does* sue the BBC, so that the case of the defence can just be to read out the entire transcript of the Congressional hearing that found him very very very much responsible for the violence on Jan 6th.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Sizzling hot take: I hope Trump *does* sue the BBC, so that the case of the defence can just be to read out the entire transcript of the Congressional hearing that found him very very very much responsible for the violence on Jan 6th.
![A meme in which there is a tweet reading:
"Small blobs of human brain grown in a dish have been coaxed into forming rudimentary eyes, which respond to light by sending signals to the rest of the brain tissue. [read more: buff.ly/3jZLhEI]"
The caption to this meme reads "New horrific MrBeast viewer just dropped".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zzhjt6qrzxws2eqqksegywoq/bafkreidrbd6hy2xga2kphuu77vlcg7afsv36lp3yzrcl2k4b7m3yss5alm@jpeg)
We don't know *why* gays love Saw. We can't know.
We as gays get to choose what awful horror movies we love and ignore the hate, and I think thats beautiful.
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
We don't know *why* gays love Saw. We can't know.
Now it is actually Halloween, here's my Homestar Runner costumes for the year.
October 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Now it is actually Halloween, here's my Homestar Runner costumes for the year.
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As is tradition:
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As is tradition:
Parents: if your child says "6-7" a lot, be warned: he is now a huge fan of forgotten British psych-indie outfit Six By Seven, and since they are unlikely to release any new music, he will suffer from severe ennui until you introduce him to artists with a more extensive repertoire like Mercury Rev.
October 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Parents: if your child says "6-7" a lot, be warned: he is now a huge fan of forgotten British psych-indie outfit Six By Seven, and since they are unlikely to release any new music, he will suffer from severe ennui until you introduce him to artists with a more extensive repertoire like Mercury Rev.
Congratulations to Lisa Nandy for a truly disgusting and cynical little spiel in which she essentially says that you can't take issue with a specific self-selecting group of violent racist football fans because of "context", and then trying to link the issue to the synagogue stabbings.
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Congratulations to Lisa Nandy for a truly disgusting and cynical little spiel in which she essentially says that you can't take issue with a specific self-selecting group of violent racist football fans because of "context", and then trying to link the issue to the synagogue stabbings.
Wondering how many people complaining about Silent Hill f's multiple endings played SH1 once and thought it was a game about a guy who has a bad dream after a car crash.
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wondering how many people complaining about Silent Hill f's multiple endings played SH1 once and thought it was a game about a guy who has a bad dream after a car crash.
As is tradition:
October 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As is tradition:
They say school prepares you for real life but I say I wasted years perfecting the wedgie and now apparently it's "inappropriate workplace conduct".
October 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
They say school prepares you for real life but I say I wasted years perfecting the wedgie and now apparently it's "inappropriate workplace conduct".
Mel Stride looks like someone stuffed Piers Morgan inside Piers Morgan
October 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mel Stride looks like someone stuffed Piers Morgan inside Piers Morgan
If your audience look like this, you're not doing as well as you think you are.
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 AM
If your audience look like this, you're not doing as well as you think you are.
Verdict on Silent Hill f - pretty rad so far (I'm only just past the Shrine puzzle).
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Verdict on Silent Hill f - pretty rad so far (I'm only just past the Shrine puzzle).
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.
I don't love that weapon degradation is back but combat does at least seem to be avoidable most of the time. We'll see how long that lasts.