it's just "alex"
@fuckitoptional.bsky.social
on the loose with my neck in the noose
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.
this isn’t important but I FUCKING DID IT. FUCK EVERYBODY. IM HIM.
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
this isn’t important but I FUCKING DID IT. FUCK EVERYBODY. IM HIM.
my only shame is that postcards and polaroids made it onto my wrapped
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
my only shame is that postcards and polaroids made it onto my wrapped
in 2026 yall gotta stop letting evil autistics prank you. it’s getting embarrassing. are you not embarrassed?
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
in 2026 yall gotta stop letting evil autistics prank you. it’s getting embarrassing. are you not embarrassed?
i’m honestly mad cuz i’m 1000% gonna autistically repeat that stupid ass straight-man-written speech and i fucking hate it here.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i’m honestly mad cuz i’m 1000% gonna autistically repeat that stupid ass straight-man-written speech and i fucking hate it here.
robin got fucking shafted.
December 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
robin got fucking shafted.
merry chrsler i bailed on The hottest girl and im gonna die
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
merry chrsler i bailed on The hottest girl and im gonna die
merry crisis to those who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
merry crisis to those who celebrate
i’m like the opposite of that “i can fix her” typa white boy the way i genuinely think i can turn small town republican closet cases with my queer vampire charisma
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i’m like the opposite of that “i can fix her” typa white boy the way i genuinely think i can turn small town republican closet cases with my queer vampire charisma
lowkey wanna gatekeep cuz i’ve had to explain fujoshi to the normies watching heated rivalry like ten times now. YOURE LATE TO THE GAME. JUSTICE FOR YURI ON ICE.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
lowkey wanna gatekeep cuz i’ve had to explain fujoshi to the normies watching heated rivalry like ten times now. YOURE LATE TO THE GAME. JUSTICE FOR YURI ON ICE.
WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM
December 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
WEIRDEST FUCKING DREAM
guys crush on the girl i dog sit for, i fr almost didn’t leave just now
December 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
guys crush on the girl i dog sit for, i fr almost didn’t leave just now
metalworkers have the best skin fym you’re filthy and angry and hot all the time and you moonlight as a model but when i eat ice cream i undo years of accutane
December 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
metalworkers have the best skin fym you’re filthy and angry and hot all the time and you moonlight as a model but when i eat ice cream i undo years of accutane
you can always tell when an actor is british by the way they can’t ever say ‘damn’ right. bruv it’s—
two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
you can always tell when an actor is british by the way they can’t ever say ‘damn’ right. bruv it’s—
dude why am i so anxioussssss what the hell
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
dude why am i so anxioussssss what the hell
bro from t2b doing the lords work. you really can be shockingly handsome with the lil irish neck pouch
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bro from t2b doing the lords work. you really can be shockingly handsome with the lil irish neck pouch
i have yet to really master the effortless “too busy to get all my bangs in the bun” sex hair cuz my hair is curly and i’ve been slickin the shit back for 100 years, looks hella unnatural when i do it lmao
December 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i have yet to really master the effortless “too busy to get all my bangs in the bun” sex hair cuz my hair is curly and i’ve been slickin the shit back for 100 years, looks hella unnatural when i do it lmao
tv thunder? oh wait, actual thunder
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
tv thunder? oh wait, actual thunder
no YOU don’t understand. i wanna FUCK orville redenbacher
December 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
no YOU don’t understand. i wanna FUCK orville redenbacher
moving back to america was/is rough and i can’t wait to get the fuck out again but it is kinda cute how my vernacular changed over this year like wtf was i talking about when i started this acc 🤣
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
moving back to america was/is rough and i can’t wait to get the fuck out again but it is kinda cute how my vernacular changed over this year like wtf was i talking about when i started this acc 🤣
fuck it. i’m becoming fluent in russian by next year. i got a full ride to st. petersburg u twice, i’ve seen the propaganda, i’ve eaten the “food” i love the music. it’ll piss off my ex. it’s officially russian menace winter
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
fuck it. i’m becoming fluent in russian by next year. i got a full ride to st. petersburg u twice, i’ve seen the propaganda, i’ve eaten the “food” i love the music. it’ll piss off my ex. it’s officially russian menace winter
i am nb and not ashamed of my fem tendencies but i need to make a conscious effort not to associate negative feelings with femininity. starting today, no more “omg i’m such a bitter lesbian” cuz i’m not and that’s not fair to the lesbian community. so gross and i’m sorry. here’s to being better.
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i am nb and not ashamed of my fem tendencies but i need to make a conscious effort not to associate negative feelings with femininity. starting today, no more “omg i’m such a bitter lesbian” cuz i’m not and that’s not fair to the lesbian community. so gross and i’m sorry. here’s to being better.