it's just "alex"
@fuckitoptional.bsky.social
on the loose with my neck in the noose
aight we gotta stop with these ai webtoon ads, yall making me uncomfortable
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
aight we gotta stop with these ai webtoon ads, yall making me uncomfortable
MY SIBLING WANTS MY PROFESSIONAL HELP FUCK YEASHGGGGGGGSHDOFBWLVPQBFLAVFLEVDLFHV
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 AM
MY SIBLING WANTS MY PROFESSIONAL HELP FUCK YEASHGGGGGGGSHDOFBWLVPQBFLAVFLEVDLFHV
arms cuz it’s not giving “beat me up mommy” enough
January 26, 2026 at 12:12 AM
arms cuz it’s not giving “beat me up mommy” enough
wait guys i really wanna yap about this i may be Cooking
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
wait guys i really wanna yap about this i may be Cooking
(i already started im so high at the studio i may need to call my mommy)
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
(i already started im so high at the studio i may need to call my mommy)
told my buddy if he pays me $5k up front i’ll do an entire gram and write an early 2000s White Boy Punk™ ep about blue spring
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
told my buddy if he pays me $5k up front i’ll do an entire gram and write an early 2000s White Boy Punk™ ep about blue spring
to everybody clowning me for putting like six rugs per room in my house, it’s -40° out and my toesies haven’t frozen off
a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is asking why are you booing me
media.tenor.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
to everybody clowning me for putting like six rugs per room in my house, it’s -40° out and my toesies haven’t frozen off
put my septum ring in after months of it out and hoooo nelly that shit SMARTS 🥲
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 PM
put my septum ring in after months of it out and hoooo nelly that shit SMARTS 🥲
she has a smart person job and i’m just charismatic and make most of my money with donations and sweet talk, i may have to concede to the allegations.
January 25, 2026 at 10:35 AM
she has a smart person job and i’m just charismatic and make most of my money with donations and sweet talk, i may have to concede to the allegations.
infinite void is tsukuyomi, this man has two sharingan *GUNSHOTS*
January 24, 2026 at 6:10 PM
infinite void is tsukuyomi, this man has two sharingan *GUNSHOTS*
i’m so funny, you monsters, like my bleets.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i’m so funny, you monsters, like my bleets.
nicknaming my company card Food And Drug Association™
January 23, 2026 at 5:48 PM
nicknaming my company card Food And Drug Association™
as much as i love being enby and privileged enough to do the gender juices, i genuinely hate how immediately hairy i get ( ◡‿◡ *) it’s like the one thing im not really about. i swear you can see the shit growing in real time
January 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
as much as i love being enby and privileged enough to do the gender juices, i genuinely hate how immediately hairy i get ( ◡‿◡ *) it’s like the one thing im not really about. i swear you can see the shit growing in real time
satoru gojo is a cop. limitless is police brutality. six eyes is government surveillance. have a great day
January 22, 2026 at 4:16 PM
satoru gojo is a cop. limitless is police brutality. six eyes is government surveillance. have a great day
shit gets scarier and scarier in chi every day man. oh my god.
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
shit gets scarier and scarier in chi every day man. oh my god.
just had a really really scary thought and now i lowkey can’t look at myself until i figure out what the fuck that was
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
just had a really really scary thought and now i lowkey can’t look at myself until i figure out what the fuck that was
i see my own ads on tv now and i fucking hate them
January 18, 2026 at 9:39 PM
i see my own ads on tv now and i fucking hate them
i’m so busy but i still love you
January 18, 2026 at 10:35 AM
i’m so busy but i still love you
officially sent the dumbest text i’ve ever sent 😘
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
officially sent the dumbest text i’ve ever sent 😘
my favorite part of the gego timeskip is that geto finally out-ragebaits gojo like “oh you think YOURE A brat?”
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
my favorite part of the gego timeskip is that geto finally out-ragebaits gojo like “oh you think YOURE A brat?”
oh my god You Remind Me is a transfem masterpiece
January 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
oh my god You Remind Me is a transfem masterpiece
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
the saddest part of gego breaking up is gojo was never introduced to scary kids scaring kids
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
January 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
band name: Meet Cute At The Institute™
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
January 3, 2026 at 10:49 PM
jesus i really am shoko. they shoko’d me. i’m the friend they go to for everything but never actually listen to.
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
there is nothing sadder than realizing you wouldn’t be friends with your family if you weren’t related.