I give up. Everything is fucked. We all deserve to die. I have no hope left.

the nothing ever happens brigade need their accounts to blow up for once, I can't take it anymore

I will have you know, I just happened to come up with a great joke in my family‘s group chat and I’m quite pleased with myself 😌

Im sorry but the market is just kaputt right now. Creative destruction is dead. It’s just pure greater fool theory now

Do you think it’s possible to crowdfund a hit? Like let’s say we put a certain orange man or a certain GA on a public hitlist and we all put in like 100$. It would reach like 100bn$ bounty easily. Just spit balling here.

I think we might need to drop a nuke on South Korea for the market to start making sense again

Listening to the Sasha Riley tapes are the most insane shit I have ever experienced and I grew up with rotten.com

You know what’s not priced into markets right now? The rest of the world absolutely hating the USA right now and boycotting every single US product. Tech, fashion, food, everything. Tesla was just the start. Nike stores in Berlin are empty.

I don’t get why they haven’t done it yet, but in the great battle of the social media platforms @bsky.app has the easiest layup now. If @jay.bsky.team announced she’s banning gen AI today,and implement features to detect, flag, filter posts , this would churn at least half of X users.

Market is on crack

Sentiment: mechanical low vol float up into Jan, then expect sell
Q: if you expect the sell in Jan why wait just to squeeze out 2% PnL?
A: You wouldn’t.
-> Sell comes earlier. When? Idk, but before EOY. Be ready.
And then you BUY the inauguration, not the other way round like everyone prepared for