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Vampire Garfield
@funeralgames.bsky.social
R.
Everything 80s. 📼
Deathrocker with a passion for the bizarre, psychedelic and horrific. 🕸️
Toons👺 and tunes🎶
Late in life adventure game fan 🎮

This account started as a place to post up my physical game collection.
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Admin reveal:
South Park Fractured But Whole is one of the coolest games I’ve played in a minute but why has it been years since the game was put out and they haven’t fixed the freezing-in-combat bug? Like I just have to restart to the last save, which sucks when you’re halfway through a combat. Frustrating
April 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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if you have a dormant or infrequently used Instagram account don't forget to opt out them using your stuff to train AI! the objection form is hard to find and you'll need to be logged in to see it. if anyone has a direct link please post it!
April 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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🕹️ Ready to resurrect a galaxy of GIFs, WAVs & .BMPs?
Join the DiscMaster Game Jam & make a game using assets from vintage CD-ROMs archived by #InternetArchive. 💿️

💰 $1,750 in prizes
📅 Starts April 20 (USA) / April 21 (AUS)

Sign up ➡️ itch.io/jam/discmast...

#GaveDev #MediaPreservation
April 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Loving this
April 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Haven’t been dressing as loud for a minute now (largely due to mental health bs), and yet I got complimented on my “fit” by strangers twice in the past week??? Okay okay okay
the vibe is still there.
a cartoon of snoopy with his eyes closed and a smile on his face
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy with his eyes closed and a smile on his face
media.tenor.com
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🔥🔥🔥
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well this sucks
Nintendo Switch 2 Game-Key Card Overview buff.ly/8HNwuJQ

Game-key cards are different from regular game cards, because they don’t contain the full game data. Instead, the game-key card is your "key" to downloading the full game to your system via the internet.
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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here's Dreamsettler's old teaser. making a new one of these in a few months. :-)

wishlist here: store.steampowered.com/app/1931040/...
March 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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We're running a Patreon campaign to help fund Dreamsettler, the sequel to Hypnospace Outlaw.

Patrons can play a WIP build of one of Dreamsettler's minigames now, and in two weeks we're releasing Dreamsettler's Page Genie.

I look forward to making silly pages together.
🌎patreon.com/Tendershoot
March 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Found this guy on the lid of my tea cup a few days ago.
March 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
One of those fucking work days where I feel like walking out and never coming back.
a man in a white tank top is laying on a bed surrounded by wheels
ALT: a man in a white tank top is laying on a bed surrounded by wheels
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My new son has just arrived.
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Holy fuck this is so sick
964 PINOCCHIO
January 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Me home sick and two Sudafeds deep at 8am talking to the fruit flies in my apartment
insects who prefer warmer weather? why the fuck are you so sensitive all of a sudden. your entire body has like 2 nerves in it. you are shit
January 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Admin reveal:
January 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This is so rad I hope mine makes the cut
what's up Hypnospace fans. I'm working on Dreamsettler (the sequel to Hypnospace) and I need your nastiest sound effects. you can use your phone.

put them in this Google Drive folder: drive.google.com/drive/folder...

(read the README)
January 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
More attempts to fill the void in my soul by collecting physical objects. Christmas and birthday gifts from this year
January 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I wrote an essay about queer community on my Substack:

open.substack.com/pub/kochinar...
Community hangover
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
open.substack.com
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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I truly do not want to hear it from y’all about this administration ever again.

www.advocate.com/politics/bid...
President Joe Biden signs into law first federal anti-LGBTQ+ bill in decades
The National Defense Authorization Act has a provision barring the military's insurance from covering gender-affirming care for service members' children.
www.advocate.com
December 27, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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Hey y'all do me a huge favor and share Hypnospace's 76% off (!!!) winter sale with your friends, families, and colleagues - the sequel Dreamsettler is quite literally funded directly from sales of Hypnospace, so every dollar spent on HSO goes toward development of DS! Thx <3
December 19, 2024 at 10:45 PM
At this point the only benefit of working at a bloated screen printing shop (especially since my dryer is in another state rn) is that I can run under-cured band merch I buy through the dryer 💯🔥
December 17, 2024 at 3:23 PM
I love that anarcho punk shit when they rap
November 26, 2024 at 3:00 PM