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Marcus Wellington-Boot

@funglethegnole.bsky.social

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🐕🇪🇺🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 Manc lefty and "woke." Disgusted by "alternative facts" politics. Where did right-wing political morals go? We used to disagree on policy, now you straight up lie about reality. Think how much nicer the world would be without 3 specific men in it.

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2h

Nobody should be taking their phone out where other people are undressed. That's creepy AF. It's a camera ffs!

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 11h

So they're "bringing the outside in," which I'm pretty sure I've heard said on property/ design programmes...

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

When a PE teacher blows a whistle, it's an "intention to rape whistle."

We had one that used to watch all the boys shower and then retreat to his office and lock the door for 10 minutes, and he certainly wasn't showering or changing in there. Fucking horrendous creep.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

How would you even go about shaving your... you know what, I don't want to know!

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is in Home Alone 2, apparently, and he's a rapist! I've never seen the first one because I can't stand precocious children or slapstick comedy and I'm not watching the second one to check, and struggling to follow the plot because I've not seen the first one, so I can't guarantee this is true.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

He's a dictator. The military should be organising a coup by now.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

On the one hand, this seems really petty, you fucked someone's life up, and you don't sound much fun. On the other hand, there are no innocent drug dealers, and they wreck lives/society. So... meh.

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried it, though? You might like it! I never thought I'd like Branston pickle, couldn't even stand the smell, and then one day...

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

And Netanyahu prepares to break the ceasefire the day after and continue the genocide.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Who voted for no services? 🤣🤣🤣

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, come on. The second all Israel's hostages are accounted for, worried Israelis stop protesting against Netanyahu, and he can go back to full-on genocide because he know ABSOLUTELY NOBODY WILL STOP HIM.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Lock. Him. Up.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Did they say why? Is this going to be a regular thing? How will it affect the time you can leave it out until? We need info!

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Because old people remember when we weren't in it and their hips didn't hurt so much then. So if we leave, then their arthritis should sort itself right out.

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Is this about you pissing in the sink again ffs?

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

So the Russian agent is calling out the Russian agent? What are they, nesting dolls?

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 2d

Yes but are you a woman or a man?

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

"I follow whichever populist is on the rise, no matter the consequences for Britain"

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

Farage made the same speeches and used the same pro-russia taking points around this time. Investigate that. Do you think it's a coincidence that he was parroting the same Russian propaganda as the guy who was being paid by Russia?

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

That's not something you're allowed to change. Lol

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

It's the clientele that is gay. The pub is just a pub. You know - a building for getting drunk in. I don't think they're gendering buildings yet, so you're fine.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

So don't. Explain to them calmly that they're going down a crazy road and you can't/won't follow them, that you hope one day they'll see what's been done to them, and until then, you'll be seeing much less of them because this isn't who they used to be and it's not how you want to remember them.

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Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 3d

Yes. It's Bodybag Johnson. What were you expecting? He's got ZERO MORALS and slightly less intelligence.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 4d

They really should stop mutilating the genitals of babies. That's reason enough to stop. They don't have to lie about Tylenol.

Marcus Wellington-Boot @funglethegnole.bsky.social · 5d

Still wondering how they're going to compensate those who took their own lives because of the Post Office...