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NOT DETACHED FROM REALITY
BREAKING: Melania praises Putin for returning 7 Ukrainian children his goons abducted.
"I commend the leadership and persistent diplomacy of Russia and Ukraine in the pursuit of the reunification of children and families,” she said.
Meanwhile, Putin has abducted 19.456 children.
Melania: smokebomb
Putin sends abducted Ukrainian children to North Korea
Ukrainian children abducted by Russia are being forcibly sent to a summer camp in North Korea, a legal expert has said.
www.yahoo.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Jake Tapper 7/9/2024:
"the reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age ability issues compared to the rest of the public."
Jake Tapper now about trump:
I mean like this is not abnormal for a 79-year-old to be sleepy.
WTF!
Jake Tapper Breaks Down Trump ‘Sleeping’ at Cabinet Meeting: ‘Not Abnormal for a 79-Year-Old’
CNN anchor Jake Tapper defended Trump over the charge he fell asleep during a cabinet meeting, saying it's "not abnormal" for someone Trump's age.
www.yahoo.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Man responsible for over 1/4 of our entire national debt confesses:
"We had a lot of stupid people running [the country]. That’s why we have $38 trillion in debt."
Fun fact: despite their gaslighting about tariffs and affordability, the current regime has added another $1 trillion to our total debt
Trump Bizarrely Claims His Administration Is ‘Finding Money’ That Nobody Realized ‘Ever Existed’
President Donald Trump claimed on Wednesday that his administration is "finding" previously undiscovered money in places like "the tariff shelf."
www.mediaite.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Somebody please tell her to STFU and take a seat over there.
Nobody cares about her opinion who aren't named kash!
Kash Patel's GF Blames Mark Kelly's Video For Nat'l Guard Shooting
Here we go again, Propaganda 101. This time it is delivered by none other than that SWAT team recipient and frequent flyer on government jets, Alexis Wilkins. Wilkins has evidently decided to become a...
politizoom.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
BREAKING: FBI pseudo director claims they cannot proceed on the release of the Epstein files because the Epstein estate won't share their files with him.
What about the thousands of hours of videos that the admin has in its' possession?
There should be plenty of prosecutable offenses in them!
Kash Patel says Epstein estate refuses to share key records with the FBI
Patel says the Epstein estate is refusing to share key records with the FBI, limiting what investigators can review.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
BREAKING: DOJ continues to allow Halligan to sign criminal indictments, even though the judge ruled she was illegally appointed to her position.
It's past time for Bondi to be fired, disbarred and prosecuted for her crimes.
Blatant corruption from our lawless DOJ.
DOJ Flouts Court Order on Trump’s Illegally Installed Attorney
A judge ruled Lindsey Halligan was unconstitutionally appointed. Donald Trump’s team doesn’t care.
newrepublic.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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🚨 🦅 Breaking Military News:

The display of this plaque at West Point, which says exactly what six Democratic veterans posted about our military service members' oaths to our Constitution and law not to any leader, is also, according to Trump, "punishable by DEATH!"
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Grant her immunity from further prosecution for anything she states in her testimony, and send her back to a max security prison if she still refuses.
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Send her back to maximum security!
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Jim Jordan thinks we don't know that he refused to show up when HE was subpoenaed to appear before the J6 committee.
Yet hypocrite Jim has issued 100 such subpoenas and expects full compliance.
“All individuals have an obligation to comply with a duly authorized congressional inquiry."
thehill.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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gofund.me
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
BREAKING: THE SECOND BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN TEXAS SUES SCHOOL FOR ADHERING TO THE 1ST AMENDMENT
These fake christians just love the old testament, while ignoring the teachings of Jesus, who is too woke for them, & they want to force their beliefs on ALL school children who may be of a different religion
Ken Paxton — Whose Wife Sued For Divorce ‘On Biblical Grounds’ — Sues Texas School For Refusing To Display Ten Commandments
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, whose wife cited "biblical grounds" for divorcing him, is suing a local school district over the Ten Commandments.
www.mediaite.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
BREAKING:
Tesla board votes to give musk a pay package that nets him a GDP higher than all but 22 countries.
So, basically higher than over 140 countries.
I'm sure he will use the money only for good causes.
Like buying elections for right wing authoritarians around the world
Like he did in America🙄
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
MAGA Mike Johnson must think we are all idiots. He cannot speak the truth, and is a gaslighting machine.
Take his recent daily lie session.
He said "People everywhere can see clearly who’s fighting and voting here every day, and delivering for them."
Even before the shutdown, he shut down the House
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS DRAG QUEENS TO PAY $230 MILLION TO THEIR SEX ABUSE VICTIMS.
Just kidding.
It was the Catholic Church.
And this is just N Orleans.
Imagine all of the other cities where this abuse has taken place in multiple denominations of 'christianity'.
New Orleans sexual abuse victims approve $230m Catholic church settlement
Victims to receive payments based on severity and effects of abuse perpetrated by members of clergy
www.theguardian.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
BREAKING: From Jake Tapper; House Oversite Committee says pardons issued by dementia ridden president using auto pen are void.
Immediately order the re arresting of 1500 J6 insurrectionists.
Just kidding. It's the Biden autopen pardons they say are void.
Did pedo47 physically sign 1500 pardons?
NO!
GOP-led Oversight Committee says Biden pardons signed by autopen are ‘void’ in final report
Former President Joe Biden experienced such “cognitive decline” while in office that it remains a serious question as to whether he was aware of the substance of the various pardons and commutations s...
www.yahoo.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
America is heading into a self inflicted recession.
"22 US states are in recession, while 13 are stagnant and only 16 are growing."
2 large blue states are keeping us afloat; NY and California.
pedo47 has declared war on those democrat-led states.
It turns out that the 'enemy within' is trump/MAGA!
Billionaire Ray Dalio thinks American economy is dependent on the 1%; with only three states driving its GDP | Business - The Times of India
International Business News: Billionaire investor Ray Dalio highlights the growing economic disparity in America, emphasizing the dependence on the productive elite while the majority struggle. His in...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
BREAKING: America ranks among the LEAST peaceful nations in the world, according to the Global Peace Index.
We rank behind such shithole countries as S Africa, El Salvador, & Uganda.
China ranks 98.
We rank 128 out of 163 nations.
Please notify the Nobel Prize committee and every GOP in Congress!
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Seoul devises high tech solution to help control increasing rat population.
My personal solution to the rodent population is Yoda!
My low tech feline:
October 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
BREAKING: Pedo47 does not even know who he's pardoning; he's just following orders I guess.🙄
October 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is going to piss off the whole magaverse.
I'm sharing the story but have not independently verified the findings.
Apparently, there's a reason red states have more gun violence and other sociological ills.
Study: Religious US States Have Higher Rates of Gun Violence, Illiteracy, Obesity, Incarceration…
The United States is simultaneously the most religious wealthy nation on Earth and one of the most violent. The most obese. The least…
medium.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Groceries (a quaint term meaning a bunch of stuff in a bag) are at record high prices.
At least some can still get SNAP right?
"more than 40 million Americans could soon see disruptions or cuts to their Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) benefits"
Sorry, but ICE Barbie needs her jets🙄
'Lost absolutely all touch': Gobsmacked lawmakers react to Noem's luxury purchases
The US Coast Guard has purchased two luxury private jets for Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem at a total cost of more than $170 million in taxpayer money as the federal government remains shut ...
www.rawstory.com
October 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
BREAKING:
Guy who had to venmo $ to his 'dates' & has had cosmetic enhancements to his totally unfuckable face, is critical of the appearance of women at the 'No Kings' protests.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
MSN
www.msn.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM