ℍ𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟!

“Kill him, he’s an enemy of the state and clearly doesn’t have documents.”

“So yesterday, I heard some talk about not paying taxes….not cool guys…you got to do that.

I know the government seems lifeless and uncaring…but we got feelings too….”

“What do you mean containment breach?! What would we have in area 51 that could break out!?”

He thinks and would tilt his head, though D4C would grab white snake by the wrist, though Valentine would move close to the stand.

“I have a better idea…why not join me?”

//AmericanaST might be a thing I would want to do, but not sure how I’d go about the story line…maybe like a tournament that requires people to wager important things, his way trying to once again get the corps? Not sure what to do yet, though I’ll say it’s open to everyone and not a specific group

“As it should….as it always had been…as it must….for I have the true will to do what must he done…”

+who would just nod and begin to write on page on the desk…a note of passing down his position…back to a Funny Valentine Jr, the new name he uses to keep his real person a secret, as now…he can pretend to be just a distant relative of his family.

The man sat at the desk and let out a sight….

Valentine stood straight in front of a pile of blood, in his hand the flag of the united states. The room he was in being the presidential office as he looked to now the empty seat of the desk…of his throne.

With a quick motion he laid flat the flag on the ground, out popping out…the president+

Funny Valentine sat on a chair, he’d finally made it over to where he needed to be…no where he had to be, for he viewed all the events to happen for a reason…not out of coincidence…but fate itself having done this.

“Soon…the take over will happen…”

“Then you should know that my existence and even my body in a condition like this should be impossible…

Yet here I stand, ready to take back my position…though…not yet…”

“You can be the vise president..”

“I feel it should, I’m the former 23rd president of the united states. Funny Valentine.”

“I am Funny Valentine! I’ll be president of the united states again!”

Funny Valentine takes off his glove and gives the round individual a slap to the face.

“Figure it out.”

“Then you fix it!….

My companion was in a very stressful moment caused by your addiction! You are what is wrong with this country! No responsibility!”

“Stars? When done with you, you’ll see yourself as both you and your other collide and destroy each other in seconds!”

“Then I’ll send you to Detroit.”

“I agree, I’m a bit tried of the state known as new Jersey…we shall be off.

Come my one eyed companion!”

“And I’ll deflect that misfortune onto your family once I have the corps back.”

“Well…maybe the pills will be out of your body…”

“Your death will be swift once I’m back in office you yellow bastard.”

Funny Valentine shakes his fist in anger.

“But of course! You’ll be like this for a bit! So you might be drunk!

Though what does a bit of alcohol really do, but enhance the adventure to Washington!…just warn if you need to vomit!”

“It was near by so I had to take some of it….they did tell me I had to pay so I just killed the worker and replaced them…they are non the wiser of it! So how do you feel now you plucky ward of mine!”