I'm sorry to every mom I ever judged before becoming a mom myself. This shit is hard. Also please note I'm talking to my generation of moms only lol. The ones before us definitely knew better and STILL traumatized us 🥴
October 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm sorry to every mom I ever judged before becoming a mom myself. This shit is hard. Also please note I'm talking to my generation of moms only lol. The ones before us definitely knew better and STILL traumatized us 🥴
Onijah starting an onlyfans was not on my 2025 bingo card
August 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Onijah starting an onlyfans was not on my 2025 bingo card
I used to wonder how women my age would manage sleep deprivation post partum but then realised very quickly they were able to make up some of their sleep during the day 😭 *cries in maternity-leave-is-over*
July 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I used to wonder how women my age would manage sleep deprivation post partum but then realised very quickly they were able to make up some of their sleep during the day 😭 *cries in maternity-leave-is-over*
"May better sense prevail" is the new "these unprecedented times" on the internet currently lol
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"May better sense prevail" is the new "these unprecedented times" on the internet currently lol
I feel like my Wrapped this year is not a reflection of my values and who I am as a person... (Nicki Minaj is in there somehow 😭)
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I feel like my Wrapped this year is not a reflection of my values and who I am as a person... (Nicki Minaj is in there somehow 😭)
Need someone to discuss the atrocity that is Yeh Kaali Kaali Aankhein Season 2 with me
November 30, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Need someone to discuss the atrocity that is Yeh Kaali Kaali Aankhein Season 2 with me
Just putting it out there - if anyone is looking for a co-author for their research paper/journal article on special education / learning disabilities / additional needs, I'm here!!!
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Just putting it out there - if anyone is looking for a co-author for their research paper/journal article on special education / learning disabilities / additional needs, I'm here!!!
Got 8 hours of sleep for the first time in months and now I don't know what to do with all this energy in the morning.
November 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Got 8 hours of sleep for the first time in months and now I don't know what to do with all this energy in the morning.
Maru's murder mittens are a warning for those thinking of scrolling away without whispering "how cute" under their breath
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Maru's murder mittens are a warning for those thinking of scrolling away without whispering "how cute" under their breath
Can't explain why but switching from coffee to chai is a sign of mental health improvement
November 21, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Can't explain why but switching from coffee to chai is a sign of mental health improvement
Tweets on Bluesky should be called Moon because neele neele amber par chaand jab aaye
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Tweets on Bluesky should be called Moon because neele neele amber par chaand jab aaye
You know what? I'm inspired by PTA. Banning things from my life that don't serve my purpose sounds great!
November 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
You know what? I'm inspired by PTA. Banning things from my life that don't serve my purpose sounds great!
Downside of having dated for so long before marriage is that all the good, expensive, thoughtful gifts were given in the beginning of the FIRST decade... Now I'm out of ideas (and funds)
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Downside of having dated for so long before marriage is that all the good, expensive, thoughtful gifts were given in the beginning of the FIRST decade... Now I'm out of ideas (and funds)
Okay I'm already over the effort it takes to switch on the VPN to access Bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Okay I'm already over the effort it takes to switch on the VPN to access Bluesky
It was nice getting to know you all 🥲
okay wow they banned bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 6:49 AM
It was nice getting to know you all 🥲
Stephen King joining Threads instead of Bluesky is a huge L ngl
November 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Stephen King joining Threads instead of Bluesky is a huge L ngl
Me on the internet vs when you get to know me IRL
November 18, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Me on the internet vs when you get to know me IRL
Can't relate being part of the current X/Twitter migration because I was booted from Twitter back in 2018 🤓
November 17, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Can't relate being part of the current X/Twitter migration because I was booted from Twitter back in 2018 🤓
Just lost a 2700+ day (over 7 years) streak on Snapchat. It's a good thing I have streaks higher than this still ongoing otherwise I would have ragequit the app today 🥲
November 17, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Just lost a 2700+ day (over 7 years) streak on Snapchat. It's a good thing I have streaks higher than this still ongoing otherwise I would have ragequit the app today 🥲
Talked my husband into applying for a Master's degree, now someone talk me out of applying for a PhD
November 17, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Talked my husband into applying for a Master's degree, now someone talk me out of applying for a PhD
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this is the only Bluesky Lahoris would be getting this winter.
November 16, 2024 at 5:07 AM
this is the only Bluesky Lahoris would be getting this winter.
Doesn't smog affect mosquitos? Life would be a smidge bearable if one endemic wiped out the other
November 15, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Doesn't smog affect mosquitos? Life would be a smidge bearable if one endemic wiped out the other
Feed so slow it stops me from saying what I actually want to say since it'll still be part of the public consciousness over 24 hours later. Need more people to spew their rubbish on here so my ramblings can be camouflaged / pushed down 🫥
November 15, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Feed so slow it stops me from saying what I actually want to say since it'll still be part of the public consciousness over 24 hours later. Need more people to spew their rubbish on here so my ramblings can be camouflaged / pushed down 🫥
Searched Lahore in People to look for who's out here and found 3 escort agencies. Why can't y'all be normal on here sigh
November 15, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Searched Lahore in People to look for who's out here and found 3 escort agencies. Why can't y'all be normal on here sigh
TikTok brainrot is real... I stayed off the app for a whole year and was fine - started using it again a week ago and now I can't watch anything unless it's 2x speed and under 15 seconds long
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM
TikTok brainrot is real... I stayed off the app for a whole year and was fine - started using it again a week ago and now I can't watch anything unless it's 2x speed and under 15 seconds long