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Mrs Fae Suzuki Wilder, Morningstar 🏴🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@futuremrstrump.bsky.social
What's your favorite kind of soup?

I love Japanese noodle soups. Any soups with noodles, really.
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Who is she??? ✌🏾🤞🏾✊🏾
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Accidentally slipped and started a pirate shanty punk album. How's your weekend going?
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I am such a hottie tho omg
February 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
BREAKING: Hama's and definitely not a false flag by Mossad or a coms error no sir no way has completely flattened Florida. it is now completely under water
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Woke up and found I'd been elected queen of the universe. Big thank you to everyone who voted!!!
February 2, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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We're in the bad place
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Goonettes, seize your joysticks
February 2, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Who is she??? ✌🏾🤞🏾✊🏾
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Accidentally slipped and started a pirate shanty punk album. How's your weekend going?
February 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
The iso fumes must be thick in the house :/ I've spun out like 2 or 3 ideas and I think they are all masterful
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Oh you play on a j out through a big muff into a Pe*very? Of course you do puppy
February 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Zoomers, riz up and take control
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Did they crack RSA using generative AI? The world wants to know
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
You may have heard the rumors. You may have heard the stories. Its true. Its all true.

I'm patriot girl, the masked Bonita. Able to leap short hedges without too much trouble.

Look to the sun. It will hurt your eyes.
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If you're a micro bandit I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but crypto theft ain't one
February 1, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Oh no, bro bands :( if you're a band of all dudes, what are you even doing?
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
What do ice and the IDF say to each other when they meet in the street?
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Who called it bitcoin and not hashcash?
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 PM
So are trans and queer folks too strong for fair play, or are we completely ineffective?

It turns out, the goddess knew we would be too strong, so she also made us ineffective.

This has been mystories of history.

Thank you for tuning in
February 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Not now, kitten, someone's broken into the kitchen and taken me hostage and is using different knives to cut into my breasts and vulva and then try and hurt me we'll get slurpies when I'm done yes you can watch
February 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If we don't push these invading minories out of Dublin, there will be a falafel stand on every corner!!! With shwarma!!!!
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Playing a tune on my fuzz 😍🥰
February 1, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Trying to show you all my new bass sound but the phone had other plans
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Baby, you barely touched your slapping and popping the bass, what's wrong?
February 1, 2026 at 8:47 AM
All the breedable adorable dumb little trans girls just figured out how switch profiles, and its so innocent
February 1, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Bassists, what do you do to cover or protect your amp while you play if your girlfriend is a squirter?
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 AM