Captain Gabriel Lorca
@gabriellorca17027.bsky.social
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Ooooh he's gonna hate that.
Alex is piss drunk, and I've assigned him to the bridge tomorrow.
You'll get to sleep in a bit, and extra snuggles.
You'll get to sleep in a bit, and extra snuggles.
Done and done.
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Ooooh he's gonna hate that.
Done and done.
I’ll let Stamets know we need an urgent black alert.
You can call Alex an idiot when we bring him back onboard.
You can call Alex an idiot when we bring him back onboard.
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Done and done.
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
@kat-cornwell-rp.bsky.social
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
Alex did something stupid. We have to circle back to Qo'nos...
Already taken care of.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
I'll call the biologists and engineers; they should be able to work together to keep the whale safe onboard during the trip to the sanctuary.
[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Already taken care of.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
[Mutters] Damn things...always getting in the way.
Says Mama's baby boy.
Mama's boy!
I'll tell Mom!
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Says Mama's baby boy.
[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
That's a good idea.
There's knuckleheads that might be trying to catch this one.
There's knuckleheads that might be trying to catch this one.
We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
[Nods] Part of our duty to wrangle it in.
We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
[Smiles, biting her lip]
[Nods] We will have to make sure that no one fucks with it.
[Nods] We will have to make sure that no one fucks with it.
[Smirk] Gladly.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
We'll drop it off at the closest sanctuary.
[Smirk] Gladly.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
[Blinks]
Fuck me against the bulkhead.
[Smiles, laughs softly]
Why don't you reel it in, and hopefully we have enough BBQ sauce for this.
Fuck me against the bulkhead.
[Smiles, laughs softly]
Why don't you reel it in, and hopefully we have enough BBQ sauce for this.
SPACE WHALE
October 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[Smirk] Gladly.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
Eh, this one's alive, so....protected species. Can't eat it.
SPACE WHALE
I have a feeling there will be some sort of fuckery today.
I hope to be wrong.
I hope to be wrong.
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
SPACE WHALE
I'll tell Mom!
I'll put my foot up your ass, later
Awwww, snookums!
Up for a run, later?
Up for a run, later?
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'll tell Mom!
Totally went offline.
Uh huh....
That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
October 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Totally went offline.
Awwww, snookums!
Up for a run, later?
Up for a run, later?
Core day.
Beth made me go for a personal best. My legs are jello. Trainers are mean!
Beth made me go for a personal best. My legs are jello. Trainers are mean!
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Awwww, snookums!
Up for a run, later?
Up for a run, later?
That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
You trip over air
I have no problems, balancing.
October 9, 2025 at 8:06 AM
That was one time!
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
And there was a temporary fuck-up with the grav system.
I have no problems, balancing.
At least I CAN balance!
You fucking idiot.
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have no problems, balancing.
I'm surprised he hasn't already!
You're right.
He's had plenty of time here to do something stupid and embarrass himself.
He's had plenty of time here to do something stupid and embarrass himself.
He's probably already on it!
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm surprised he hasn't already!
You fucking idiot.
I'm not gonna break my ass!! [Almost loses balance]
Ooh!
Ooh!
Recording in case you slip and break your ass.
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You fucking idiot.
He's probably already on it!
[Laughs with him]
That he is.
Jen needs to hurry up and get him down from there! He's going to make this year's gag reel.
That he is.
Jen needs to hurry up and get him down from there! He's going to make this year's gag reel.
[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
September 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
He's probably already on it!
[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
[Blinks]
Of all people, he should know better than to do that. I would expect that from a cadet.
Jen did say she had a suspect to apprehend at the gala, so maybe she's after him.
Of all people, he should know better than to do that. I would expect that from a cadet.
Jen did say she had a suspect to apprehend at the gala, so maybe she's after him.
You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
September 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
[Laughs] He's putting on a show, that's for sure.
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
God, he's screeching Sweet Caroline!
You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
I have a sinking feeling that something weird will happen today.
Be safe, don't do any stupid shit.
Be safe, don't do any stupid shit.
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You mean like dumbass Alex walking along beams during a security gala....?
Recording in case you slip and break your ass.
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
Entertaining the crowd with a 2 for 1 show at the security gala.
September 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Recording in case you slip and break your ass.
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
That'll be one for the end of year security gag reel!
[Groans, gagging]
At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.
Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.
Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
[Sighs]
Gabey, giving birth to our daughter was like pushing a watermelon through a straw.
[Quickly unzips him and places an ice pack on him]
Do you want me to call Dr Culber, or do you think ice will be enough?
Gabey, giving birth to our daughter was like pushing a watermelon through a straw.
[Quickly unzips him and places an ice pack on him]
Do you want me to call Dr Culber, or do you think ice will be enough?
[Whimpers]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
[Groans, gagging]
At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.
Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
At least your...[gags] organs are all internal.
Don't think Doc needs to know about this.
[Whimpers]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
[Nods]
I'll get you some ice, and I really wish you hadn't tried to force yourself into that uniform.
I'll get you some ice, and I really wish you hadn't tried to force yourself into that uniform.
[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]
That's gonna require ice...
That's gonna require ice...
September 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[Whimpers]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
You'll never know the pain of zipping yourself [almost gags in pain]
[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]
That's gonna require ice...
That's gonna require ice...
[Smiling, biting her lip]
I don't mind the view, though the crew doesn't need to see this.
I'll replicate a new uniform.
I don't mind the view, though the crew doesn't need to see this.
I'll replicate a new uniform.
[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
September 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[Yelps, trying to zip himself up]
That's gonna require ice...
That's gonna require ice...
[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
He's in for it now.
I'll lock him out of the gym, and might bribe the lower decks to pull a prank on him within reason.
I'll lock him out of the gym, and might bribe the lower decks to pull a prank on him within reason.
Dyed my fucking uniform red!!
September 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
[Grunts, trying to squeeze into a proper blue one]
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
And the fucker shrunk the only other one I have!
Dyed my fucking uniform red!!
I knew something wasn't right when he wasn't in the gym as usual.
What trouble has he gotten himself into this time?
What trouble has he gotten himself into this time?
What....the fuck...
This fuckery has Alex written all over it.
This fuckery has Alex written all over it.
September 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Dyed my fucking uniform red!!