Gamer Dylan 6
@gamerdylan6.bsky.social
I love gaming and my daughter @merlebirb.bsky.social
"so Doc, I'm depressed, I have cronic pain all over my body, I have an addiction to femboy brat asmr, theres a meter long metal pike going through my brain, my wife hates me... what can I do to fix this?"
Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills"
Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills"
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"so Doc, I'm depressed, I have cronic pain all over my body, I have an addiction to femboy brat asmr, theres a meter long metal pike going through my brain, my wife hates me... what can I do to fix this?"
Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills"
Grumbo pills doctor:"hmmm... I think you need... grumbo pills"
I kinda fucking hate the Grinch now. Why is this green dastardly bastard everywhere this year? Hate him.
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I kinda fucking hate the Grinch now. Why is this green dastardly bastard everywhere this year? Hate him.
if you aren't giving yourself time before work to potentially take a monstrous and violent shit then you're taking a risk I wouldn't dare.
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
if you aren't giving yourself time before work to potentially take a monstrous and violent shit then you're taking a risk I wouldn't dare.
that feeling when ur going though TSA at Chicago Midway Airport and they don't find the deadly concentration of methane gas you have stored in your colon! 😂
August 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
that feeling when ur going though TSA at Chicago Midway Airport and they don't find the deadly concentration of methane gas you have stored in your colon! 😂
we should start walking up to people wearing sports jerseys in public and thanking them for their service.
August 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
we should start walking up to people wearing sports jerseys in public and thanking them for their service.
Reposted by Gamer Dylan 6
ice cube: i’m going digital, it’s the only way to win
son: amazing…
nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there!
ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!!
villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.
son: amazing…
nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there!
ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!!
villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.
August 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
ice cube: i’m going digital, it’s the only way to win
son: amazing…
nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there!
ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!!
villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.
son: amazing…
nasa lady: watch out for the aliens! it’s like a circus in there!
ice cube: the killer code wont work! gah, must be a pibby glitch!!
villain: the scariest part? these aliens… they’re characters YOU KNOW.
If you want Shrek 5 to look like puss in boots 2 you don't know ANYTHING about shrek and you need to sit down. Shreks high detail art style and smooth movements are so important. I dare you to apply the PIB2 art style to a scene of shrek and donkey just walking in the woods. it'll look like shit.
July 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you want Shrek 5 to look like puss in boots 2 you don't know ANYTHING about shrek and you need to sit down. Shreks high detail art style and smooth movements are so important. I dare you to apply the PIB2 art style to a scene of shrek and donkey just walking in the woods. it'll look like shit.
Furries are the backbone of society.
July 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Furries are the backbone of society.
Deer just stand there and allow themselves to get flattened into jerky by a 16 wheeler meanwhile birds are dodging 15 sedans like a darksouls bossfight for an empty container of mini m&ms. @merlebirb.bsky.social
July 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Deer just stand there and allow themselves to get flattened into jerky by a 16 wheeler meanwhile birds are dodging 15 sedans like a darksouls bossfight for an empty container of mini m&ms. @merlebirb.bsky.social
do you think that if the sky turned urple that the animals would be scared or would they just be like "damn guess the sky urple now😐"?
July 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
do you think that if the sky turned urple that the animals would be scared or would they just be like "damn guess the sky urple now😐"?
when me and my sister got our wii in 2008 we saw that it came with a wii remote jacket and argured about which of us would get to wear it.
June 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
when me and my sister got our wii in 2008 we saw that it came with a wii remote jacket and argured about which of us would get to wear it.
Thought I was gonna pick up bitches at poetry night everyone here just gay! #pridemonth
June 14, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Thought I was gonna pick up bitches at poetry night everyone here just gay! #pridemonth
I don't want a fucking burger. Bring out the 5 guys.
June 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I don't want a fucking burger. Bring out the 5 guys.
imagine that someone made you a really good sandwich. Some time passes and then the sandwich man goes "hey! want me to make you a new version of that sandwich?" And you're like yah sure. So they make you the same sandwich but forget like half of the ingredients and make a big doodoo feces on it.
May 30, 2025 at 1:01 PM
imagine that someone made you a really good sandwich. Some time passes and then the sandwich man goes "hey! want me to make you a new version of that sandwich?" And you're like yah sure. So they make you the same sandwich but forget like half of the ingredients and make a big doodoo feces on it.
if they fuck up my order at jack in the box thats it. thats the final god damn straw.
May 26, 2025 at 4:46 AM
if they fuck up my order at jack in the box thats it. thats the final god damn straw.
These people don't seem to understand that I'm at work to make money while expending the least amount of energy possible. Unless your extra credit comes with extra insensitive it isn't happening, especially if I don't morally agree with what your asking for.
May 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
These people don't seem to understand that I'm at work to make money while expending the least amount of energy possible. Unless your extra credit comes with extra insensitive it isn't happening, especially if I don't morally agree with what your asking for.
Me when I'm an old man, grizzled from years of endless war and bloodshed: Is that what you kids are calling a "Pibby glitch" nowadays? Come here. Let me teach you WHY a Pibby glitch is so scary. (boss music)
May 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me when I'm an old man, grizzled from years of endless war and bloodshed: Is that what you kids are calling a "Pibby glitch" nowadays? Come here. Let me teach you WHY a Pibby glitch is so scary. (boss music)
uh oh
This morning we were cooked, but after copious consumption of cafinated beverages I am proud to announce that we are so back. Surely nothing BAD will happen to me when it wears off : )
May 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
uh oh
This morning we were cooked, but after copious consumption of cafinated beverages I am proud to announce that we are so back. Surely nothing BAD will happen to me when it wears off : )
May 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This morning we were cooked, but after copious consumption of cafinated beverages I am proud to announce that we are so back. Surely nothing BAD will happen to me when it wears off : )
Every driver who isn't me is fully willing to T-bone someone, killing themselves instantly, before even considering slowing down to less than 20 mph over the speed limit for even a second.
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every driver who isn't me is fully willing to T-bone someone, killing themselves instantly, before even considering slowing down to less than 20 mph over the speed limit for even a second.
"modders update faster than mojang" MFs when mods are stuck on 1.20.1 because of a slightly faster release schedule.
May 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"modders update faster than mojang" MFs when mods are stuck on 1.20.1 because of a slightly faster release schedule.
Yoda be like: FUCKED WE ARE! BECOME A BUM ON A SWAMP PLANET I MUST!
April 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Yoda be like: FUCKED WE ARE! BECOME A BUM ON A SWAMP PLANET I MUST!
Once again I have created two fictional lesbian women and forced them to fight over ideological differences. I've also assigned them each a song from a Sonic game that describes their personality. Please don't ask me about them it would be spoilers for my ttrpg game and my players follow me here.
January 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Once again I have created two fictional lesbian women and forced them to fight over ideological differences. I've also assigned them each a song from a Sonic game that describes their personality. Please don't ask me about them it would be spoilers for my ttrpg game and my players follow me here.
PvP JO sesh was crazy tonight. Who else is watching? 🍿
January 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
PvP JO sesh was crazy tonight. Who else is watching? 🍿