Gangs of Wine Moms
@gangsofwinemoms.bsky.social
The unofficial (yet terribly official) "gangs of wine moms."
Brought to you by book clubs and baby showers.
Proud partners of childless cat ladies.
All are welcome.
gangsofwinemoms.substack.com
Brought to you by book clubs and baby showers.
Proud partners of childless cat ladies.
All are welcome.
gangsofwinemoms.substack.com
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Dear Disney: You read the memes. Please read the room.
Especially when disaster is just "around the riverbend."
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"As you can see, the theme here—regardless of the century depicted—remained the same, and we fangirled over strong, bold, brave women who spoke the truth and protected both family and strangers alike.
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
"As you can see, the theme here—regardless of the century depicted—remained the same, and we fangirled over strong, bold, brave women who spoke the truth and protected both family and strangers alike.
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
Dear Disney: You read the memes. Please read the room.
Especially when disaster is just "around the riverbend."
open.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 PM
"As you can see, the theme here—regardless of the century depicted—remained the same, and we fangirled over strong, bold, brave women who spoke the truth and protected both family and strangers alike.
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
And the best part? Disney brought them to life."
In case there is any confusion, it’s not the drinking that unites us 🍷 It’s the caring about other humans that does 🫶🏻
Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
January 17, 2026 at 4:30 PM
In case there is any confusion, it’s not the drinking that unites us 🍷 It’s the caring about other humans that does 🫶🏻
Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
Thanks for coming to our TED talk.
Their lack of clothes without buffalo sauce stains, beer-can-covered floors, inability to find both their sneakers, cars with expired registration, and poor liver function make it hard to leave the house, let alone take on the wine moms 🍺
Are divorced alcoholic dads the MAGA answer to liberal wine moms?
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Their lack of clothes without buffalo sauce stains, beer-can-covered floors, inability to find both their sneakers, cars with expired registration, and poor liver function make it hard to leave the house, let alone take on the wine moms 🍺
Weekend to-do list: 📋
✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties
✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments
✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage
✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties
✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments
✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage
✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
January 17, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Weekend to-do list: 📋
✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties
✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments
✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage
✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
✔️ Bring kids to 11 different birthday parties
✔️ Empty old leftovers from fridge before they become science experiments
✔️ Daydream about meeting @hcrichardson.bsky.social & @jbf1755.bsky.social for a refreshing beverage
✔️ Smash the patriarchy (racists, xenophobes, etc)
"Repeat after us: They can try to silence us, but it will only make us louder. If they get to whine about so-called internal bleeding, we certainly get to whine about fascism."
It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
The wine moms are being censored from whining.
Apparently, our new motto is "Chardonnay over censorship."
gangsofwinemoms.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:32 AM
"Repeat after us: They can try to silence us, but it will only make us louder. If they get to whine about so-called internal bleeding, we certainly get to whine about fascism."
It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
It must be *so* awkward to be scared of moms...
We know some men don't like the word *period* so we are grateful they came up with something else to call it!
January 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
We know some men don't like the word *period* so we are grateful they came up with something else to call it!
We work in proud partnership with the childless 🐈ladies.
The pivot from childless cat ladies to terrorist wine moms was pretty seamless, I'd say.
January 14, 2026 at 5:13 PM
We work in proud partnership with the childless 🐈ladies.
Our bad! 🤷♀️
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Our bad! 🤷♀️
Alright, moms (and all other good humans). We are on the IG/Threads struggle bus and are no longer allowed to post new content.
While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞
While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Alright, moms (and all other good humans). We are on the IG/Threads struggle bus and are no longer allowed to post new content.
While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞
While we are working on that, we are focusing on the blue skies here 🌞