Hirst 𝟜𝕎𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕔
@garagehirst.bsky.social
UK collector of cars (and junk)
イギリスの車のコレクター（およびがらくた）
主に「フルノーマル」HP10プリメーラを運転
イギリスの車のコレクター（およびがらくた）
主に「フルノーマル」HP10プリメーラを運転
Talking of holidays, I’ve created a massive spreadsheet of all the Thai-exclusive Majorette diecasts so I can buy the ones I haven’t got and push them around on my desk.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Talking of holidays, I’ve created a massive spreadsheet of all the Thai-exclusive Majorette diecasts so I can buy the ones I haven’t got and push them around on my desk.
If I seem like a miserable and angry person during winter, it’s because every single time it causes my psoriasis to flare up and I feel like I’m burning but also makes me feel like I’ve had about 3 hours of sleep. Then I go on holiday and the humidity sorts it all out within 2 days.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
If I seem like a miserable and angry person during winter, it’s because every single time it causes my psoriasis to flare up and I feel like I’m burning but also makes me feel like I’ve had about 3 hours of sleep. Then I go on holiday and the humidity sorts it all out within 2 days.
Generative AI is basically only good at two things - stealing anything it sees and drinking loads of water. They spent billions to create my mate’s dog.
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Generative AI is basically only good at two things - stealing anything it sees and drinking loads of water. They spent billions to create my mate’s dog.
They all look like something off a royalty-free Clipart set you’d get on the cover disc of a PC magazine in 1997.
Feel free to highlight what is wrong with these AI generated logos.
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
They all look like something off a royalty-free Clipart set you’d get on the cover disc of a PC magazine in 1997.
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here’s fuck right off.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now here’s fuck right off.
I’ll never stop doing this.
My favourite Celebrity Jungle moment was in 2018 when Ant McPartlin recklessly crashed his car into two other vehicles whilst over double the drink-drive limit and the media desperately scrambled to frame it as a sad mental health issue rather than the actions of a completely selfish cunt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I’ll never stop doing this.
Found this Majorette Escort RS 1800 for £3 in the supermarket, then found (insane) people are buying them for anywhere between £30-70 on the Internet.
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Found this Majorette Escort RS 1800 for £3 in the supermarket, then found (insane) people are buying them for anywhere between £30-70 on the Internet.
I keep seeing news along the lines of “(some rich guy) leaves the UK to live in Dubai” and I’m wondering what kind of reaction I’m meant to have other than indifference. I’m never going to see them, unless I’m transiting through Dubai Airport and they’re in the line when I buy a carton of smokes.
December 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I keep seeing news along the lines of “(some rich guy) leaves the UK to live in Dubai” and I’m wondering what kind of reaction I’m meant to have other than indifference. I’m never going to see them, unless I’m transiting through Dubai Airport and they’re in the line when I buy a carton of smokes.
Looks like the explosion stunt dummy stand-in for Danny Trejo in Death Wish 4.
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Looks like the explosion stunt dummy stand-in for Danny Trejo in Death Wish 4.
This combined with a couple of other things I heard recently has led me to conclude that Kay is probing around and saying things to figure out whether he’s got enough support to reinvent himself as a more offensive “it’s political correctness gone mad, I’ve been cancelled” type comedian.
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
Peter Kay: I wouldn't put Phoenix Nights on Netflix as I didn't want a trigger warning
But comic reveals he HAS written a film based on the sitcom
dlvr.it
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This combined with a couple of other things I heard recently has led me to conclude that Kay is probing around and saying things to figure out whether he’s got enough support to reinvent himself as a more offensive “it’s political correctness gone mad, I’ve been cancelled” type comedian.
“I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops”. Of course you would. You’re the mascot of Coco Pops. You’re even called Coco. Why should your opinion count for anything? Prick.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“I’d rather have a bowl of Coco Pops”. Of course you would. You’re the mascot of Coco Pops. You’re even called Coco. Why should your opinion count for anything? Prick.
1992 Nissan Laurel 1800-LPG STD Taxi
1983 Daihatsu Charmant 1.3 LE
1983 Honda Quintet 1.6
1998 Daihatsu Cuore TR-XX Avanzato R4
1982 Colt Galant 1600 GL
1983 Daihatsu Charmant 1.3 LE
1983 Honda Quintet 1.6
1998 Daihatsu Cuore TR-XX Avanzato R4
1982 Colt Galant 1600 GL
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned:
1992 Renault 19 16v
1996 Renault Mégane Coupe 2.0 16v
2004 Renault Clio 182
1994 Mazda MX-5 1.6
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Pop Plus
1992 Renault 19 16v
1996 Renault Mégane Coupe 2.0 16v
2004 Renault Clio 182
1994 Mazda MX-5 1.6
1989 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Pop Plus
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
1985 Nissan Micra 1.0
1999 Renault Megane 1.6
1996 Jaguar XJ6 3.2
1997 Rover 216 Auto
2001 Volvo V40 1.6
1985 Nissan Micra 1.0
1999 Renault Megane 1.6
1996 Jaguar XJ6 3.2
1997 Rover 216 Auto
2001 Volvo V40 1.6
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 AM
1992 Nissan Laurel 1800-LPG STD Taxi
1983 Daihatsu Charmant 1.3 LE
1983 Honda Quintet 1.6
1998 Daihatsu Cuore TR-XX Avanzato R4
1982 Colt Galant 1600 GL
1983 Daihatsu Charmant 1.3 LE
1983 Honda Quintet 1.6
1998 Daihatsu Cuore TR-XX Avanzato R4
1982 Colt Galant 1600 GL
My breakfast is as weird as it is faintly depressing.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 AM
My breakfast is as weird as it is faintly depressing.
Found the only creative thing I ever made during Covid (the rest was just me gradually losing my marbles and aging myself several decades).
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Found the only creative thing I ever made during Covid (the rest was just me gradually losing my marbles and aging myself several decades).
My favourite Celebrity Jungle moment was in 2018 when Ant McPartlin recklessly crashed his car into two other vehicles whilst over double the drink-drive limit and the media desperately scrambled to frame it as a sad mental health issue rather than the actions of a completely selfish cunt.
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My favourite Celebrity Jungle moment was in 2018 when Ant McPartlin recklessly crashed his car into two other vehicles whilst over double the drink-drive limit and the media desperately scrambled to frame it as a sad mental health issue rather than the actions of a completely selfish cunt.
What is it with super-rich men and hanging around on Epstein’s island? If I had a fortune and was asked if I wanted to go to some island and sleep with teenagers, I’d just say “no” and then go back to doing big jumps in my gold-plated monster truck. Where’s their imagination?
November 13, 2025 at 10:02 AM
What is it with super-rich men and hanging around on Epstein’s island? If I had a fortune and was asked if I wanted to go to some island and sleep with teenagers, I’d just say “no” and then go back to doing big jumps in my gold-plated monster truck. Where’s their imagination?
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All the stars are here!
Gran Turismo 2 Beige Edition: First 120 cars
YouTube video by HWTsuchiyaNathan
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November 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
All the stars are here!
One day in the future they will release the Hirst Emails and it’ll just be a load of newsletters and promo offers from a dozen online tyre shops because I just use whoever sells it cheapest on that day.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
One day in the future they will release the Hirst Emails and it’ll just be a load of newsletters and promo offers from a dozen online tyre shops because I just use whoever sells it cheapest on that day.
Saw a weird car crash yesterday, Audi A3 pulled out of a junction without looking and got T-boned around 30mph by a Benz C-Class. A3 planted into a wall full throttle and was doing a huge burnout against it. Presume auto box. Weird how it didn’t seem to cut the fuel? Impact was heavy enough.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Saw a weird car crash yesterday, Audi A3 pulled out of a junction without looking and got T-boned around 30mph by a Benz C-Class. A3 planted into a wall full throttle and was doing a huge burnout against it. Presume auto box. Weird how it didn’t seem to cut the fuel? Impact was heavy enough.
One day I’d love for an operating system to ask me “Do you like it when you turn the computer on and we’ve changed the UI and layout without telling you?”
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
One day I’d love for an operating system to ask me “Do you like it when you turn the computer on and we’ve changed the UI and layout without telling you?”
Poundland restock to make Wednesday more interesting.
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Poundland restock to make Wednesday more interesting.
Renewed my car insurance at a different company again to keep the same price, so now my annual call to the existing company to cancel. I always tell them I’m leaving the UK forever, just to spare the “no don’t go” bullshit.
November 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Renewed my car insurance at a different company again to keep the same price, so now my annual call to the existing company to cancel. I always tell them I’m leaving the UK forever, just to spare the “no don’t go” bullshit.
That New York thing is interesting, I’d more-or-less written off ever going to America again in my lifetime but maybe there’s some slim chance?
November 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
That New York thing is interesting, I’d more-or-less written off ever going to America again in my lifetime but maybe there’s some slim chance?
The John Lewis Christmas ad feels like the lead up to a Public Information Film about drink-driving and/or cot death.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The John Lewis Christmas ad feels like the lead up to a Public Information Film about drink-driving and/or cot death.
Always liked the bit in Ghostbusters where the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man became somewhat more manageable in size and got a couple of nipple rings.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Always liked the bit in Ghostbusters where the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man became somewhat more manageable in size and got a couple of nipple rings.