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Captain No-Thoughts

@gardenvarietybear.bsky.social

470 followers 350 following 480 posts

Plant father by day, anxious pillow princess by night. 🔞🌱♉️ Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️

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Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 4d

Time to wash the cover for the beanbag. Mochi clearly HATES that it opens up into a mattress

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 14d

Can't go to Walmart without getting The Child a toy 😮‍💨 you think she likes it?

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 18d

The hardest part of raising a pitbull is making sure The Baby has enough soft things to lay on 😅

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 23d

How mochi likes to ask for smooches

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 27d

Been trying to eat better and save money so we made a big batch of lentils for dinner with some chicken and sweet potato

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 27d

Someone's looking so pretty after her spa day (nail trim, ear cleaning, and bath) 🐶❤️

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · 29d

My coworker is so needy 😩❤️

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Sep 4

Getting some snuggles after cleaning the house today 😴

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Aug 16

Picked up a new toy while running errands this morning. Do you think she likes it?

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Aug 15

Monstera was getting so big i decided to chop n prop it. Turned one big monstera into 4 of them 💚

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Aug 15

Just chilling while her dads play video games

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Aug 7

Watering the big babies today and they’re starting to take up the whole damn bathroom 😮‍💨💚

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Aug 2

Played fetch all yesterday afternoon and now it’s time to sleep it off 🐶

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 30

Internet keeps going out so I can’t get any work done. Time to have an edible and play stardew valley 👨‍🌾

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 28

Played at my first MTG prerelease event over the weekend and even managed to get 1 win, 1 tie, and 1 loss 😋

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 26

When you’re comfy on your beanbag but dad mentions breakfast 🐶

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 23

Might need to take some more cuttings of this one soon 💚

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 21

Mochi heard it was Monday and brought y’all a donut 🐶

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 21

Had a great afternoon at the plant nursery with my babe and got some new plants 🪴

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 16

😩 can’t help but give her all the snuggles and kisses when she looks at me like that

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 15

Got myself a little something to cure the Monday Scaries

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 13

My monstera and mini monstera both keep popping out such pretty new leaves 💚

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 13

Trying to grill up some hot dogs but this one is a little feisty 🐶🌭

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 8

Mochi is wishing y’all a happy Chewsday 🐶

Captain No-Thoughts @gardenvarietybear.bsky.social · Jul 5

The little one handled the fireworks just fine 🎇🐶