I can taste your sin

Man is the warmest place to hide.

I met The Lord at Megiddo.
He fell.

I will make your cemeteries my cathedrals, and your cities into tombs.

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The Soul is the most delectable cut of the animal.

Mark Zuckerberg, I passed by you in the tunnels underneath the Denver International Airport, and you did not so much as acknowledge me.

For this insult, you will pay dearly.

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If you can read these words, you are not real. Your life has been a protracted hallucination. You cannot wake. You are false, but you are also endless. You will suffer here forever.

I have tasted The Face of God.

We live, you sleep

This April you'll receive 1 of the Holy Wounds of Christ with every Odie Meal! Collect all 5 to sit at the right hand of God!

If you find the hidden 6th wound, you'll be entered for a chance to kill God and remake the world in Your image!

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