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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸
@garypetersonusa.bsky.social
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Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters. #Straightriotism
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Nov 20
“When freedom comes knocking, don’t miss out by waiting on the toilet.”

-Abraham Lincoln
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 22h
Hardly. Santos is as straight as a Daily Wire employee!
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 1d
Ready for today’s #NoKings Rally to support President Trump.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · 1d
Another victory for the Law & Order Party as George Santos is released!
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Sep 12
Prayers for Matt Walsh, frantically trying to make the shooter Tyler Robinson trans.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Sep 7
It’s not fair my kids get to hang out with President Trump on his workout days, while I’m stuck here watching my wife mow the lawn.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Sep 3
The #EpsteinTrumpFiles will prove what we’ve always said, that President Trump is innocent and visited many islands to sell Trump Wine door to door.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Sep 2
An inspiring morning as President Trump is back on the scene and looking healthier than ever!
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 21
Wokesters can have their Spencer Gifts; we Patriots are choosing Montgomery Wards and Bed Bath and Beyond for our Sunday Fundays.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 21
There’s no better interviewer than Hannity, who always provides generous offerings to our nation’s King.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 15
World War III has been averted after Putin gives President Trump an authentic Nobel Peace Prize of his very own!
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 14
I’m so proud of my daughter, who is always there to greet our President after he exits the royal shitter.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 14
The Trump Putin summit will be victorious, as both are masters at 4D Chess, and one brilliant move means we will have lower grocery prices immediately.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Aug 11
My President Trump and Elvis artwork shows two Kings paying respect to one another, therefore it’s only fitting I start the bidding at six figures.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 9
Superman has gone woke and abandoned his small town values.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 7
President Trump has personally solved the mystery of the Epstein Client List. #CaseClosed
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 4
Don’t let July 4th distract you from the national scandal of Zohran Mamdani eating rice.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 4
July 4th isn’t just Independence Day, it’s also when our freedom became certified upon Lee Greenwood writing our beautiful national anthem God Bless the USA with only 6 cents to his name and a cabin.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 4
On this 4th of July, we celebrate like 3 Americans, President Trump, Christ Jesus, and Gondy planting a flag on the future spot of our beautiful White House, just like the Founding Fathers.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 3
Today marks the historic battle of St. Gettysburg, which is sadly no longer taught in schools, because they know President Trump would have single handedly ended the war in a single day if he were there.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jul 3
Like Cheese and Superman, Elon Musk is all American, and his new America Party will ensure Straightriotism victories, as the constitution states that any patriotic 3rd party gets to be co-president as long as they come in 2nd place in any election.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · Jun 6
We Straightriots can’t handle the heartbreak of a President Trump and Elon Musk breakup.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · May 14
Marco Rubio is a modern apostle, always thrilled to vacation in Saudi Arabia to help President Trump’s friends.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · May 14
Ben & Jerry’s went woke when they wouldn’t give us the flavor we demanded.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · May 9
People forget that Catturd met his 4th wife in the country of Mattel.
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Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @garypetersonusa.bsky.social · May 9
With Judge Jeanine and Pete Hegseth in charge, America is back and ready to drink all other countries under the table! #winning
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