Alistair Burns 🏴🇺🇦
@gashead.bsky.social
Bristolian, lover of good music, decent nosh, cats and dogs. Often seen on a bicycle. Squash partner of Satoshi Nakamoto.
Hugh Bonneville is famous for W1A, the rest is just detail.
December 13, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Hugh Bonneville is famous for W1A, the rest is just detail.
How lucky I am, 37 dolls and 37 pencils
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
How lucky I am, 37 dolls and 37 pencils
Joey Barton's urine must be super-heated with the great analysis by two women on the darts tonight!
December 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Joey Barton's urine must be super-heated with the great analysis by two women on the darts tonight!
Harry Kane thrown under the bus.
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Harry Kane thrown under the bus.
Mo Salah not on the bench for Man Utd tonight, obviously thrown under their bus as well.
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Mo Salah not on the bench for Man Utd tonight, obviously thrown under their bus as well.
Twisted Sisters Channel 5 UK 10pm. Be there or be square.
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Twisted Sisters Channel 5 UK 10pm. Be there or be square.
Reposted by Alistair Burns 🏴🇺🇦
THEY'VE GIVEN HIM A JIM'LL FIX IT BADGE #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
THEY'VE GIVEN HIM A JIM'LL FIX IT BADGE #WorldCupDraw
Sick bags at the ready.
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Sick bags at the ready.
Who told Robbie to belt up?
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Who told Robbie to belt up?
People from 200 different countries eh? Where did they get the other 5 from?
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
People from 200 different countries eh? Where did they get the other 5 from?
So 48 teams from 48 different countries, radical!
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
So 48 teams from 48 different countries, radical!
If FIFA is the official happiness provider then why does Infantino piss me off so much?
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If FIFA is the official happiness provider then why does Infantino piss me off so much?
I hope Trump heeds the lyrics of Nessun Dorma.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I hope Trump heeds the lyrics of Nessun Dorma.
Not content with the World Cup draw FIFA Peace Prize laureate Trump even gets in on the snooker with Steve "Interesting" Davis.
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Not content with the World Cup draw FIFA Peace Prize laureate Trump even gets in on the snooker with Steve "Interesting" Davis.
Spotted today in Hatfield. I assume NAZ1Y was not available.
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Spotted today in Hatfield. I assume NAZ1Y was not available.
Great male confidence on Sky Sports Main Event with two pundits wearing chinos. Will be checking for the dot of shame as a matter of course.
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Great male confidence on Sky Sports Main Event with two pundits wearing chinos. Will be checking for the dot of shame as a matter of course.
Putin sounding like a Scooby Doo villain. "It was all fine between me and Trump until those pesky Europeans interfered".
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Putin sounding like a Scooby Doo villain. "It was all fine between me and Trump until those pesky Europeans interfered".
I assume Trump is too much of a coward to visit Ukraine but surely Witkoff should go? Nanny diplomacy.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I assume Trump is too much of a coward to visit Ukraine but surely Witkoff should go? Nanny diplomacy.
Bob Marley And The Wailers (1977, 1978, 1980)
Pink Floyd (1974, 1977, 2005)
U2 (1983, 1984 and several more since)
Queen (1975, 1985)
Ian Dury and The Blockheads (1976, 1977)
Pink Floyd (1974, 1977, 2005)
U2 (1983, 1984 and several more since)
Queen (1975, 1985)
Ian Dury and The Blockheads (1976, 1977)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
- Stevie Ray Vaughan (1990)
- The Replacements (2014)
- Pantera (1992)
- Beastie Boys (1994)
- Def Leppard (1988)
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Bob Marley And The Wailers (1977, 1978, 1980)
Pink Floyd (1974, 1977, 2005)
U2 (1983, 1984 and several more since)
Queen (1975, 1985)
Ian Dury and The Blockheads (1976, 1977)
Pink Floyd (1974, 1977, 2005)
U2 (1983, 1984 and several more since)
Queen (1975, 1985)
Ian Dury and The Blockheads (1976, 1977)
More excitement already in Forest v Malmö compared to the 1979 European Cup final. Two hours of my life I will never get back. Saw Malmö that same year at IFK Göteborg, even more tedious.
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
More excitement already in Forest v Malmö compared to the 1979 European Cup final. Two hours of my life I will never get back. Saw Malmö that same year at IFK Göteborg, even more tedious.
A shame Young Boys were let down by their travelling ultras Old Gammons.
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A shame Young Boys were let down by their travelling ultras Old Gammons.
No clean sheet for Villa, goes without saying Young Boys wouldn't have one.
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
No clean sheet for Villa, goes without saying Young Boys wouldn't have one.