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United States avoid Morocco, thank God.
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Notre Dame just threw a 84 yard TD on a fake punt, good lord…that’s hilarious.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Brian Whitecaps, build the statue already.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Pulling for the Whitecaps here. Why? Well, if you’re not rooting for an MLS Cup Final where Vancouver beats Miami 4-3 on a brace from Brian White while Messi scores only once, you’re just doing it all wrong.

Embrace the chaos, sickos; this is our time.
a boy laying in a pile of gold coins with the words down here it 's our time
ALT: a boy laying in a pile of gold coins with the words down here it 's our time
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Coming out of my Cave,
And I’ve been doing just fine,
Gotta gotta kneel down,
So I can bless you all,
It started out with a rib,
How did it end up like this?
It’s was only a rib, it was only a rib…
Adam’s falling asleep,
Eve is having a gab,
Snake is chatting her up,
And she’s falling real bad
November 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Good God save some for next June…

#USMNT
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Meanwhile Landry Shamet is playing his way into a mandatory after game drug testing.

31 points ?!?!?!

#Knicks
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Do you believe in Probables???? Yes!!!
MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE 2 TEAM GLORY
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For the final time this year in Harrison, we are once again doing the soccer.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Staring at this @nyjets.bsky.social news like..
November 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m rooting for literal children out here…

#MLSNextPro
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Tyler Kolek looks like Michael J. Fox in the final game of teen Wolf, where he played without actually being a wolf. #Knicks
October 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Looks like the MetLife turf just did the Giants best wide receiver.

Can we please put grass on that damn field?
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
@markfishkin.bsky.social Please add “Built on a Stephen King novel burial ground” to the list of reasons why people don’t go to games here. So tired of having to dodge monsoons to go to games and I only go like 5-6 times a year.

Just put a full roof on it at this point. Parking lot too 🥲
September 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You listen to a podcast like this & hear Mary Immordino-Yang explain what learning & teaching are really about, then you hear a Secretary of Education talking about “A1 classes” and you kind of die a bit inside at the gap between them.

So sad.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
How Our Brains Learn
Podcast Episode · Hidden Brain · 08/18/2025 · 1h 22m
podcasts.apple.com
August 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
#RBNY home game weather settings: Engage 😂
July 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
People who send their kids to private school have decided we don’t really need a Department of Education.

That’s pretty grim. 🧐🤨

www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/u...
Supreme Court Clears the Way for Trump’s Cuts to the Education Department
www.nytimes.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Malik Tillman trying to hit a triple digit xG today.

I'm digging it.

#USMNT
June 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
All of the people who voted for this organized, televised cruelty are going to feel hollow as hell when a bunch of these people are removed and nothing in their lives actually changes, and the things that do get worse. They won’t admit & will claimed they were lied to, but we know better.
As they’re trying to do the right thing
June 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
So later when he is released & (rightfully) sues for unlawful imprisonment…can only the Trump voters get their taxes raised to pay for that or…? 🧐👀

I didn’t vote for “willfully defying a court order & walking into a lawsuit…”
June 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Home Goods is the best comedy.

“Compare at $29.99”

With what? Where? Who else has this? 🧐
June 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Thibs out?

Damn, that was quick. 👀

#Knicks
June 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh, cool.

That will fix it. 🤦🏼‍♂️
June 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I didn’t have “Trump Rick Ross Mashups” on my 2025 Bingo card, but here we are.
President Trump on Wednesday commuted the federal sentences of Larry Hoover, who was convicted of leading a notorious gang from inside an Illinois prison and who was also convicted of murder. Hoover still has over 100 years left to serve on state charges. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...
May 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM