Revolver Thotcelot
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Toni 🏳️⚧️
“I just had two cookies and a coke… phenomenal.”
#1 Coke Zero girl. Gator brained catgirl idiot.
Night Lord enjoyer and collector of little guys. Will fist fight you for no reason 👊
“I just had two cookies and a coke… phenomenal.”
#1 Coke Zero girl. Gator brained catgirl idiot.
Night Lord enjoyer and collector of little guys. Will fist fight you for no reason 👊
Pinned
Pilot was like ah shit hold on lemme flip this bitch around
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Pilot was like ah shit hold on lemme flip this bitch around
Had to explain to the roller coaster attendant that yes, this is indeed a dog collar, and no, it will not fly off no matter how crazy the ride goes.
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Had to explain to the roller coaster attendant that yes, this is indeed a dog collar, and no, it will not fly off no matter how crazy the ride goes.
Konrad Curze returning to Nostramo seeing it has returned to depravity
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Konrad Curze returning to Nostramo seeing it has returned to depravity
I keep having dreams that I’m friends with CM Punk. What part of my body is trying to tell me something and what is it trying to tell me?
December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I keep having dreams that I’m friends with CM Punk. What part of my body is trying to tell me something and what is it trying to tell me?
Waiting at a crosswalk in Shinjuku when someone’s phone starts playing music. A guitar chord rings out and I recognize it I think. Then, “…OOOONE LAAAAST CAAAAAreeeess” loud as fuck.
It was my phone. The Misfits was me.
I died
It was my phone. The Misfits was me.
I died
December 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Waiting at a crosswalk in Shinjuku when someone’s phone starts playing music. A guitar chord rings out and I recognize it I think. Then, “…OOOONE LAAAAST CAAAAAreeeess” loud as fuck.
It was my phone. The Misfits was me.
I died
It was my phone. The Misfits was me.
I died
Claude my baby nooo
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Claude my baby nooo
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Been on a really big Death Metal thing lately (more than usual). Here’s my top 10 bands of all time:
The Black Dahlia Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Deicide
Bolt Thrower
Children of Bodom
Dying Fetus
Carcass
Autopsy
Entombed
Nile
And my favorite albums by these bands:
The Black Dahlia Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Deicide
Bolt Thrower
Children of Bodom
Dying Fetus
Carcass
Autopsy
Entombed
Nile
And my favorite albums by these bands:
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Been on a really big Death Metal thing lately (more than usual). Here’s my top 10 bands of all time:
The Black Dahlia Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Deicide
Bolt Thrower
Children of Bodom
Dying Fetus
Carcass
Autopsy
Entombed
Nile
And my favorite albums by these bands:
The Black Dahlia Murder
Cannibal Corpse
Deicide
Bolt Thrower
Children of Bodom
Dying Fetus
Carcass
Autopsy
Entombed
Nile
And my favorite albums by these bands:
10 years
Booby drugs go so hard
Booby drugs go so hard
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
10 years
Booby drugs go so hard
Booby drugs go so hard
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I like that Kate clarifies that the eggs were hard boiled, implying that she ate them.
Kate Beckinsale insists daughter’s ‘scared’ boyfriend laid two eggs in wild interview
Kate Beckinsale insists daughter’s ‘scared’ boyfriend laid two eggs in wild interview
The actress showed "Jimmy Kimmel" a picture of one of the eggs Monday night, claiming it "came out the route that it would come out a hen."
pagesix.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I like that Kate clarifies that the eggs were hard boiled, implying that she ate them.
Going out girls I’m gonna need you to gas me up
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Going out girls I’m gonna need you to gas me up
I’ma fuck up my life
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I’ma fuck up my life
Got drawn on by lots of girls
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Got drawn on by lots of girls
The shitheads in the lab that made her called her X23
November 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The shitheads in the lab that made her called her X23
Costume idea for a swingers party where one person wears a shirt that says “slam in the back of my Dragula” and the other person is Dragula.
October 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Costume idea for a swingers party where one person wears a shirt that says “slam in the back of my Dragula” and the other person is Dragula.
Has anyone ever done The Misfits but for transgenders? Is that a thing already?
October 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Has anyone ever done The Misfits but for transgenders? Is that a thing already?
Been having this weird thing lately where girl will say “hey I like X and Y about your outfit” and I respond “thanks I’ve been going for X and Y lately” and then they just don’t respond
October 16, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Been having this weird thing lately where girl will say “hey I like X and Y about your outfit” and I respond “thanks I’ve been going for X and Y lately” and then they just don’t respond
I just had the “we forgot Kevin!” moment from Home Alone because I don’t currently know where every worm on the planet is right now.
October 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I just had the “we forgot Kevin!” moment from Home Alone because I don’t currently know where every worm on the planet is right now.
No fucking way his last name is Papajohn shut the fuck up
September 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
No fucking way his last name is Papajohn shut the fuck up
Here’s the thing about me. I am going to complain A LOT about unimportant inconveniences directed at me by strangers and you’re NOT gonna like it.
September 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Here’s the thing about me. I am going to complain A LOT about unimportant inconveniences directed at me by strangers and you’re NOT gonna like it.
Well, I guess I got what I asked for
September 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Well, I guess I got what I asked for
Very grateful lately that I grew up in Hardcore. Everyday its values influence me and I’m reminded lately that not everyone has that. Not everyone wakes up with that specific rage and hatred and it’s been a struggle lately knowing most people in my life will never really understand that.
September 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Very grateful lately that I grew up in Hardcore. Everyday its values influence me and I’m reminded lately that not everyone has that. Not everyone wakes up with that specific rage and hatred and it’s been a struggle lately knowing most people in my life will never really understand that.
You better let him out of there!
The limited edition Astro Bot Joyful DualSense controller is available for pre-order starting today: play.st/46jNnqG
September 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You better let him out of there!