Gau
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Animator | 🏳️⚧️They/Them | Tabletop gamer | 3D artist | 🔞NSFW | dog person | Don't fact-check me
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Going non verbal in the club
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Going non verbal in the club
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By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 AM
By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪
I'm clearly a 10
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I'm clearly a 10
They're making me step on a rake today
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 PM
They're making me step on a rake today
Computer, depict me as righteous and chadlike, bathed in god's light and my enemies as virgins tumbling through a void of gracelessness
January 4, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Computer, depict me as righteous and chadlike, bathed in god's light and my enemies as virgins tumbling through a void of gracelessness
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Hey folks in Illinois! Apparently @durbin.senate.gov is very much trying to get Section 230 repealed so you should call him and tell him that is a very bad idea. Thanks!
December 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hey folks in Illinois! Apparently @durbin.senate.gov is very much trying to get Section 230 repealed so you should call him and tell him that is a very bad idea. Thanks!
Spiro's got me pissing so much wow
December 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Spiro's got me pissing so much wow
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Impossible challenge bc I barely lost my work lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Impossible challenge bc I barely lost my work lol
Impossible challenge bc I barely lost my work lol
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Impossible challenge bc I barely lost my work lol
Formal apology to anyone who likes hairy masc gau
December 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Formal apology to anyone who likes hairy masc gau
What's that one 24 hour diner spot near the fwa hotel that isn't waffle house again
December 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What's that one 24 hour diner spot near the fwa hotel that isn't waffle house again
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So yeah
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So yeah
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
So yeah
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So yeah
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
if anyone in Chicago IL needs a roommate or knows anyone looking for a roommate, hit my line. I clean up after myself, I'm medicated, have no pets, etc.
She ebbin on my neezer till I scrooge
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
She ebbin on my neezer till I scrooge
We don't wanna have that conversation tho
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
We don't wanna have that conversation tho
Trying v hard not to think about how I've had to pay my way into some of the friendships and social circles in my local trans/queer community
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trying v hard not to think about how I've had to pay my way into some of the friendships and social circles in my local trans/queer community
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