Gay Bitterskeets
@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social
Teacher, gay guy, and recovering Catholic living in Vancouver, BC 🇨🇦. Into politics, religion, and astronomy; am a lefty weirdo. BLM. Trans liberation now! Fuck ICE! He/il/él
DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.
Tiktok: @gay.bittertoks
DMs open, but I'm happily married, so behave.
Tiktok: @gay.bittertoks
Santa gives presents on Christmas largely because a tradition about saving some women from a life of prostitution is much less sordid than one that involves dismembered children and cannibalism.
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Santa gives presents on Christmas largely because a tradition about saving some women from a life of prostitution is much less sordid than one that involves dismembered children and cannibalism.
You think this is messed up? Look up St. Nicholas and the pickle boys.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
You think this is messed up? Look up St. Nicholas and the pickle boys.
Not to excuse the Trump admin, but I think we would have gone to war in the next few years under President Harris as well. Our military spending in the US simply demands that we not be at peace for more than ~5 years at a time. What the people want and our actual security needs are irrelevant.
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Not to excuse the Trump admin, but I think we would have gone to war in the next few years under President Harris as well. Our military spending in the US simply demands that we not be at peace for more than ~5 years at a time. What the people want and our actual security needs are irrelevant.
The US military is in armed conflict with the people they kill in boats in the same sense that that Luigi Mangione was allegedly in "armed conflict" with Brian Thompson.
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The US military is in armed conflict with the people they kill in boats in the same sense that that Luigi Mangione was allegedly in "armed conflict" with Brian Thompson.
I just looked up the lyrics for this song, and learned once again that men are terrible.
Sometimes I call my husband, "my darling clementine" because he's a sweet little Moroccan fruit.
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just looked up the lyrics for this song, and learned once again that men are terrible.
Sometimes I call my husband, "my darling clementine" because he's a sweet little Moroccan fruit.
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Sometimes I call my husband, "my darling clementine" because he's a sweet little Moroccan fruit.
Grocery prices in Canada have gone up 4% over the last year. Loblaws posted a ~4% increase in profits last year. After years of surging prices, and losing a lawsuit for bread price fixing, they are set to increase prices by 4-6% in January. When are we going to throw Galen Weston in jail?
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Grocery prices in Canada have gone up 4% over the last year. Loblaws posted a ~4% increase in profits last year. After years of surging prices, and losing a lawsuit for bread price fixing, they are set to increase prices by 4-6% in January. When are we going to throw Galen Weston in jail?
Oh great, now the Atlantic is leading the charge against differentiation and accommodation of disability in education. I love living in a world where the truth is just whatever vibes with rich idiots.
December 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Oh great, now the Atlantic is leading the charge against differentiation and accommodation of disability in education. I love living in a world where the truth is just whatever vibes with rich idiots.
Somebody needs to create a Matrix that can contain the manchild stoner philosophers. They need to be removed from the general population for everyone's safety. They're like a contagious lobotomy.
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Somebody needs to create a Matrix that can contain the manchild stoner philosophers. They need to be removed from the general population for everyone's safety. They're like a contagious lobotomy.
I found a mushroom tree.
December 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I found a mushroom tree.
It's been a pleasant surprise to learn over the last several months that there does seem to be a minimum floor of public support required to outright steal elections. I was very pessimistic about the prospect of elections that republicans could lose when the year began; I'm more sanguine now.
December 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's been a pleasant surprise to learn over the last several months that there does seem to be a minimum floor of public support required to outright steal elections. I was very pessimistic about the prospect of elections that republicans could lose when the year began; I'm more sanguine now.
I had missed a couple leg days before I did one yesterday, and Lord I am aching today. My ass and thighs are on fire, and not in a fun way.
December 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I had missed a couple leg days before I did one yesterday, and Lord I am aching today. My ass and thighs are on fire, and not in a fun way.
Alt text is good for everyone! A lot of y'all are dropping pics of celebs and athletes just assuming we all know who they are... Even as a sighted person, I usually appreciate the extra info in alt text. But also, visually impaired people should be included for their own sake!
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Alt text is good for everyone! A lot of y'all are dropping pics of celebs and athletes just assuming we all know who they are... Even as a sighted person, I usually appreciate the extra info in alt text. But also, visually impaired people should be included for their own sake!
Tiktok automatically rejects reports about minors in sexual situations, and any form of bigoted incitement. But call conservative Christians sanctimonious hypocrites and you'll get auto-modded.
December 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Tiktok automatically rejects reports about minors in sexual situations, and any form of bigoted incitement. But call conservative Christians sanctimonious hypocrites and you'll get auto-modded.
White vegan > natural foods > preoccupation with the purity of bodily fluids > full blown nazi
Is a thing I've seen happen. Tbf, I've also seen the sm algorithmic pipeline that facilitates this madness. Anyway, if you're vegan to claim a badge of moral purity, you're doing it for a bad reason.
Is a thing I've seen happen. Tbf, I've also seen the sm algorithmic pipeline that facilitates this madness. Anyway, if you're vegan to claim a badge of moral purity, you're doing it for a bad reason.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
White vegan > natural foods > preoccupation with the purity of bodily fluids > full blown nazi
Is a thing I've seen happen. Tbf, I've also seen the sm algorithmic pipeline that facilitates this madness. Anyway, if you're vegan to claim a badge of moral purity, you're doing it for a bad reason.
Is a thing I've seen happen. Tbf, I've also seen the sm algorithmic pipeline that facilitates this madness. Anyway, if you're vegan to claim a badge of moral purity, you're doing it for a bad reason.
I love both STEM fags and art fags. Nerdy queers make me hot.
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I love both STEM fags and art fags. Nerdy queers make me hot.
Them: "There are only two genders!"
Me and all the other baddies: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
Me and all the other baddies: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
a close up of a man 's face with a bald head and a beard .
Alt: Captain Picard yelling, "there are four lights!"
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December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Them: "There are only two genders!"
Me and all the other baddies: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
Me and all the other baddies: "There are FOUR LIGHTS!"
I got the new pair, and they are unwearable. It's like they never even bothered to see if they fit human feet. The left one squeezed my big toe so badly that it's bruised, and the right one digs into the side of my ankle until it blisters. Don't buy Vessi; they've become a complete scam.
I ordered some new vessis last week because I've literally worn through the soles of my last pair. About ten minutes after I placed my order, my husband found a really great black Friday sale on Keens; they would have costed half the price of the vessis for a similar pair of shoes.
December 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I got the new pair, and they are unwearable. It's like they never even bothered to see if they fit human feet. The left one squeezed my big toe so badly that it's bruised, and the right one digs into the side of my ankle until it blisters. Don't buy Vessi; they've become a complete scam.
SAD really kicks my ass this time of year. I just want to sleep from the end of November to the end of January.
December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
SAD really kicks my ass this time of year. I just want to sleep from the end of November to the end of January.
Kash Patel is sooooo cooked. And either Hegseth is out, or they'll scapegoat an admiral for the lynching he ordered, who will serve as an example of why illegal orders MUST be disobeyed to everyone serving under Hegseth.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Kash Patel is sooooo cooked. And either Hegseth is out, or they'll scapegoat an admiral for the lynching he ordered, who will serve as an example of why illegal orders MUST be disobeyed to everyone serving under Hegseth.
Minimizing First Nations/Native Americans/Indigenous peoples' histories leaves massive holes in most North Americans' understanding of our history.
Hey Americans, did you know that one of the explicit reasons for the revolution was that the crown was stopping scummy land speculators (like George Washington!) from stealing native land and provoking constant border wars with the nations of the Ohio Valley?
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Minimizing First Nations/Native Americans/Indigenous peoples' histories leaves massive holes in most North Americans' understanding of our history.
Hey Americans, did you know that one of the explicit reasons for the revolution was that the crown was stopping scummy land speculators (like George Washington!) from stealing native land and provoking constant border wars with the nations of the Ohio Valley?
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey Americans, did you know that one of the explicit reasons for the revolution was that the crown was stopping scummy land speculators (like George Washington!) from stealing native land and provoking constant border wars with the nations of the Ohio Valley?
It's so awesome to give a friend a gift you know they genuinely loved. It makes me so happy.
December 1, 2025 at 5:10 AM
It's so awesome to give a friend a gift you know they genuinely loved. It makes me so happy.
I did one of my teaching internships at a private Jewish academy. My first day there, one of the teachers came up to me and asked, "Sephardic?" I said, "No, Sicilian" without missing a beat, she asked, "but are you circumcised?"
I have disappointed many Jews over the years by being Italian.
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I did one of my teaching internships at a private Jewish academy. My first day there, one of the teachers came up to me and asked, "Sephardic?" I said, "No, Sicilian" without missing a beat, she asked, "but are you circumcised?"
People often ask me "don't you miss meat?" And I think the only way to do justice to how thoroughly I don't is to explain that every commercial for a meat product looks like this to me now:
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November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
People often ask me "don't you miss meat?" And I think the only way to do justice to how thoroughly I don't is to explain that every commercial for a meat product looks like this to me now:
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