Grady Bailey
@gb330033.com
Austinite, Texas Ex, IAM architect, gamer, sports nerd, Watcher of Earth-512, and completely insufferable. You can't have my opinions, they're mine.
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Grady Bailey
@gb330033.com
· Nov 17
“But there’s no way you can watch all those games at once!”
No, I really do. The system works!
No, I really do. The system works!
You’re telling me a monkey Christmas-ed this bread?
December 25, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You’re telling me a monkey Christmas-ed this bread?
🎶 After all, there’s only one more sleep till Christmas… 🎶
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
🎶 After all, there’s only one more sleep till Christmas… 🎶
Didn’t decorate as many this year but I think they’re solid
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Didn’t decorate as many this year but I think they’re solid
Christmas Eve dinner remains top tier
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Christmas Eve dinner remains top tier
So our Christmas Eve has always been Muppet-filled… we watch “A Muppet Family Christmas” after breakfast and “The Muppet Christmas Carol” before bed.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
So our Christmas Eve has always been Muppet-filled… we watch “A Muppet Family Christmas” after breakfast and “The Muppet Christmas Carol” before bed.
Look if Texas-Texas A&M has taught us anything, its that you can let a rivalry sleep for a few years and it can come back just like it never left
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look if Texas-Texas A&M has taught us anything, its that you can let a rivalry sleep for a few years and it can come back just like it never left
This bit made me really miss Holey Moley
Joe Tessitore: "Folks, they just set the Guinness record for the most Santa hats."
Jesse Palmer: "We look like Santa's naughty elves."
Joe Tessitore: "And right now, the Green Wave offense could use a little Christmas cheer." 🏈🎅🎙️#CFP
Jesse Palmer: "We look like Santa's naughty elves."
Joe Tessitore: "And right now, the Green Wave offense could use a little Christmas cheer." 🏈🎅🎙️#CFP
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This bit made me really miss Holey Moley
Reposted by Grady Bailey
One game ago, A&M was undefeated with the ball and the lead in the second half, on the brink of beating their worst enemy for the first time since 2010, reaching a conference title game for the first time since 1998, and getting a top-two seed with a bye. Now they’re the maddest people on earth
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One game ago, A&M was undefeated with the ball and the lead in the second half, on the brink of beating their worst enemy for the first time since 2010, reaching a conference title game for the first time since 1998, and getting a top-two seed with a bye. Now they’re the maddest people on earth
Reposted by Grady Bailey
incredible weekend for haters from the University of Texas
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
incredible weekend for haters from the University of Texas
Hey who are the only two teams to lose home playoff games?
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Hey who are the only two teams to lose home playoff games?
The McAfee kicking contestant is the literal real world embodiment of
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The McAfee kicking contestant is the literal real world embodiment of
Texas still has more CFP wins than Oklahoma 🤘🏻
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Texas still has more CFP wins than Oklahoma 🤘🏻
OU’s weird luck finally ran out.
Alabama doesn’t belong in this playoff.
This was the most football either team would be allowed to play anyway.
Indiana is going to send their opponent to hell at the first whistle and waltz through the Rose Bowl.
Alabama doesn’t belong in this playoff.
This was the most football either team would be allowed to play anyway.
Indiana is going to send their opponent to hell at the first whistle and waltz through the Rose Bowl.
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
OU’s weird luck finally ran out.
Alabama doesn’t belong in this playoff.
This was the most football either team would be allowed to play anyway.
Indiana is going to send their opponent to hell at the first whistle and waltz through the Rose Bowl.
Alabama doesn’t belong in this playoff.
This was the most football either team would be allowed to play anyway.
Indiana is going to send their opponent to hell at the first whistle and waltz through the Rose Bowl.
Bama: “Heard you was talkin’ shit”
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Bama: “Heard you was talkin’ shit”
Oklahoma has been crazy lucky over the last month or so. I can’t imagine that luck holds out tonight
December 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oklahoma has been crazy lucky over the last month or so. I can’t imagine that luck holds out tonight
The Trail of Lights is largely the same year to year, but this was new to me.
Please imagine this elephant (?) with three knees on each leg (???) in motion (!!!)
We’ll share stories of our nightmares in the morning
Please imagine this elephant (?) with three knees on each leg (???) in motion (!!!)
We’ll share stories of our nightmares in the morning
December 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The Trail of Lights is largely the same year to year, but this was new to me.
Please imagine this elephant (?) with three knees on each leg (???) in motion (!!!)
We’ll share stories of our nightmares in the morning
Please imagine this elephant (?) with three knees on each leg (???) in motion (!!!)
We’ll share stories of our nightmares in the morning
I am once again asking why someone felt the need to immortalize their fetish for Austin’s skyline in the Trail of Lights
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I am once again asking why someone felt the need to immortalize their fetish for Austin’s skyline in the Trail of Lights
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE LEGALLY DISTINCT CANDY ORBS
December 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE LEGALLY DISTINCT CANDY ORBS
Proof of (38 years of) life
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Proof of (38 years of) life
Texas is a women’s basketball school anyway
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Texas is a women’s basketball school anyway