I got a fancy coder font, I'm partial to the 'f's
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I got a fancy coder font, I'm partial to the 'f's
Live long and prosper, fellow freaks
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Live long and prosper, fellow freaks
Once upon a time this guy pulled up in his truck and called out “Got the time, mister?” so I did some research. I found his truck parked at his nearby house on Google Maps, I found his Facebook. His place of work. I found his vacation home in Florida. I may have been slightly unhinged at the time
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Once upon a time this guy pulled up in his truck and called out “Got the time, mister?” so I did some research. I found his truck parked at his nearby house on Google Maps, I found his Facebook. His place of work. I found his vacation home in Florida. I may have been slightly unhinged at the time
Me to August: "And then there was the 'vivacious' Iola Morton, who was supposed to be..."
August: "Older?"
Me: "No, I was going to say love interest. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"
August: "Older?"
Me: "No, I was going to say love interest. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Me to August: "And then there was the 'vivacious' Iola Morton, who was supposed to be..."
August: "Older?"
Me: "No, I was going to say love interest. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"
August: "Older?"
Me: "No, I was going to say love interest. HEY WAIT A MINUTE!"
Apart from being estranged from me, one thing my brothers have in common is that they’ve all grown up into the most basic ass kind of white guy. The kind who holds up a fish on a pontoon boat wearing wraparound Oakleys
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Apart from being estranged from me, one thing my brothers have in common is that they’ve all grown up into the most basic ass kind of white guy. The kind who holds up a fish on a pontoon boat wearing wraparound Oakleys
It’s weird how you grow up in your hometown and then you move away and eventually you might be from there, but you’re not from there anymore. You have no idea where the good pizza place is, everyone working at the grocery store is unfamiliar. Everyone you knew is gone
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s weird how you grow up in your hometown and then you move away and eventually you might be from there, but you’re not from there anymore. You have no idea where the good pizza place is, everyone working at the grocery store is unfamiliar. Everyone you knew is gone
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I've had a horrible holiday and I may need to pay for a tow on my car. If you like my writing and want this holiday to suck less, please consider my tip jar at paypal.me/stompsite
my writing, which is all freely available for you to read, can be found at docseuss.medium.com
my writing, which is all freely available for you to read, can be found at docseuss.medium.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I've had a horrible holiday and I may need to pay for a tow on my car. If you like my writing and want this holiday to suck less, please consider my tip jar at paypal.me/stompsite
my writing, which is all freely available for you to read, can be found at docseuss.medium.com
my writing, which is all freely available for you to read, can be found at docseuss.medium.com
I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it /
The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit /
Yeah, shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass lips /
And shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass dicks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbm_...
The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit /
Yeah, shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass lips /
And shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass dicks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbm_...
ayesha x righteous
YouTube video by TikTokTunes
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November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I do it for the girls and the gays, that's it /
The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit /
Yeah, shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass lips /
And shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass dicks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbm_...
The queens and the queers, yeah, they loving my shit /
Yeah, shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass lips /
And shout the fuck out to the girls with the big-ass dicks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbm_...
We’re getting Chinese food!
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We’re getting Chinese food!
Had a hour-long phone call with my mom. It's hard because the conversation can be totally normal, if centered on her, and suddenly she starts talking about twin flames and magic numbers and being clairvoyant because she can notice there's a lot of white cars. It was a lot! I feel really bad for her
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Had a hour-long phone call with my mom. It's hard because the conversation can be totally normal, if centered on her, and suddenly she starts talking about twin flames and magic numbers and being clairvoyant because she can notice there's a lot of white cars. It was a lot! I feel really bad for her
Fellow millennials, what was the tape that you played incessantly to the chagrin of your elders? For me it was a tape of saxophone music that came with the Mercury Capri my dad bought from my neighbor's grandma. I played that shit until it was worn out
November 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fellow millennials, what was the tape that you played incessantly to the chagrin of your elders? For me it was a tape of saxophone music that came with the Mercury Capri my dad bought from my neighbor's grandma. I played that shit until it was worn out
hemlocke springs - heavun (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by hemlocke springs
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November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think we’re gonna do something cheeky like make ground turkey spring rolls with cabbage and green onion and dip them in cranberry sauce
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I think we’re gonna do something cheeky like make ground turkey spring rolls with cabbage and green onion and dip them in cranberry sauce
The last time I went to a family Thanksgiving was 2014 at my sisters place in New York. Politics came up and my family was far to my right which was still a bit of a surprise to me. I ended up driving to Wawa in a snowstorm to buy cigarettes
November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The last time I went to a family Thanksgiving was 2014 at my sisters place in New York. Politics came up and my family was far to my right which was still a bit of a surprise to me. I ended up driving to Wawa in a snowstorm to buy cigarettes
I’m taking the whole week off, go me
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’m taking the whole week off, go me
there’s so much effort put into convincing us we’re on the brink of a Jetsons-like cyber future, but the future that’s being pitched is so sterile, like a mall. It’s not one meant for people to live in. Never once in this future of theirs is someone having hypersex!
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
there’s so much effort put into convincing us we’re on the brink of a Jetsons-like cyber future, but the future that’s being pitched is so sterile, like a mall. It’s not one meant for people to live in. Never once in this future of theirs is someone having hypersex!
I love hearing my little cat sigh after she’s just gotten really comfy. She’s just like us
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I love hearing my little cat sigh after she’s just gotten really comfy. She’s just like us
Sometimes I let down the wall I keep up between reality and my inner mind to protect myself from the overwhelmingness of it all, and I get overwhelmed
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes I let down the wall I keep up between reality and my inner mind to protect myself from the overwhelmingness of it all, and I get overwhelmed
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Oh yeah I like how I look
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Oh yeah I like how I look
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"Jon Moxleyyyyyyyy, when you see what we do to your little women, you will piss yourself with BLOOOODDDD."
- Toni Storm
#AEWCollision
- Toni Storm
#AEWCollision
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"Jon Moxleyyyyyyyy, when you see what we do to your little women, you will piss yourself with BLOOOODDDD."
- Toni Storm
#AEWCollision
- Toni Storm
#AEWCollision